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NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here


What war will Biden do first? Veneuela, Iran, world war 3 or American civil war 2?

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a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016



Democrats don't start wars they just drop lots of bombs in various places. They should have taught you this in school.

Judge Dredd Scott
Feb 21, 2020




eritrea/the horn of africa in general

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009


Gotta set your own house in order first. War on covid

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

Democrats don't start wars they just drop lots of bombs in various places. They should have taught you this in school.

what if they drop a lot of bombs in the wrong place

Loveshaft
Nov 3, 2020



Definitely Venezuela first.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002






Fluoride Jones posted:

Gotta set your own house in order first. War on covid
homeless populations being carpet bombed like philadelphia in 1985

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005



Loveshaft posted:

Definitely Venezuela first.

Yeah definitely Venezuela. Some people think Syria but Iíd argue Syria is exactly where the US nat sec ghouls want it, completely destabilized and a resource sink for Russia. What more could Honest Blinken even want

But Venezuela. Well. The propaganda has been effective domestically, so Americans are sold on the humanitarian justification. Itís Latin America, so even if it annoys China or Russia they arenít about to go WWIII over it. Itís the perfect quagmire

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009


HashtagGirlboss posted:

Yeah definitely Venezuela. Some people think Syria but Iíd argue Syria is exactly where the US nat sec ghouls want it, completely destabilized and a resource sink for Russia. What more could Honest Blinken even want

But Venezuela. Well. The propaganda has been effective domestically, so Americans are sold on the humanitarian justification. Itís Latin America, so even if it annoys China or Russia they arenít about to go WWIII over it. Itís the perfect quagmire

They also have more oil than Syria

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011




HashtagGirlboss posted:

Itís the perfect quagmire

hahahahahahhaahaha you have no idea how right you are there

Mountainous jungles for hundreds and hundreds of miles. And we are talking mountain ranges here, so you have perfectly chilly weather at a lot of places along the Andes where it is high enough, and a few hundred meters below, welcome back to tropical jungles! Go south enough and you are deep into the Amazon, the most dense rainforest of the world, pretty cool place to fight a land war, right? Colombia and the FARC would probably be an object lesson for "no", but that doesn't stop any plucky, determined neoliberal foreign policy experts to say that this is going to be different!

besides, guess what country has an army worth a drat because its previous leader was a military man whose political career was built - among other things - upon the necessity of having the means of autonomy and resistance against American imperialism?

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






gay_crimes
Apr 12, 2008



a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

Democrats don't start wars they just drop lots of bombs in various places. They should have taught you this in school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlz3-OzcExI

Office Pig
Aug 1, 2010

YAY!


Judge Dredd Scott posted:

eritrea/the horn of africa in general

an unusually canny response

Office Pig
Aug 1, 2010

YAY!


nevertheless i vote venezuela

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003



They're not going to go after Venezuela without some further catalyzing crisis. Biden's admin will be exactly as reactive as the Obama foreign policy. A war with Iran is more likely if Israel induces a casus belli that Biden would respond to.

Also I'm sure the troops are going back to Afghanistan

twoday
May 4, 2005




Loveshaft posted:

Definitely Venezuela first.

no question

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007


the only question is how long he will wait. i don't think he will last a week.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

imagine going to war and dying for Joe loving Biden lmao

twoday
May 4, 2005




Judge Dredd Scott posted:

eritrea/the horn of africa in general

There will be a major geopolitical conflict in that region in the coming decade once Ethiopia goes to war with Egypt over the Nile, and then Ethiopia will be destabilized along ethnic lines but I think they still have to cook that one up a bit before its ready to hatch so I think they will hold off on that region for the time being

Carlton Banks Teller
Nov 17, 2004




biden is the most attractive man on television

bird.
Jun 20, 2010




Judge Dredd Scott posted:

eritrea/the horn of africa in general

Peacekeeping forces occupy Ethiopia sudan and Egypt to broker a peace over the dam and never leave

bird.
Jun 20, 2010




Something something supporting pro-democracy rebels in country where major belt-and-road developments happening something something

bird.
Jun 20, 2010




bird. posted:

Something something supporting pro-democracy rebels in country where major belt-and-road developments happening something something

US Foreign policy develops major interest in Uzbekistani social issues in june

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008





Joe Biden seems to still think it's 1971 so probably Cambodia

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009

jesus christ shut up


Grimey Drawer

biden gonna declare war on earf

twoday
May 4, 2005




bird. posted:

Peacekeeping forces occupy Ethiopia sudan and Egypt to broker a peace over the dam and never leave

who has the resources for that? not america

didn't stop the USSR from invading afghanistan, let's do it

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014





Ramrod Hotshot posted:

They're not going to go after Venezuela without some further catalyzing crisis. Biden's admin will be exactly as reactive as the Obama foreign policy. A war with Iran is more likely if Israel induces a casus belli that Biden would respond to.

Also I'm sure the troops are going back to Afghanistan

Easy, some humanitarian crisis will occur ,probably drummed up by the CIA, hyped up by the media as a failure of the Maduro regime, pushing Guaido to try to take the presidency with the backing of the US. Most likely they'll just support the ground troops with bombings and equipment ala Syria.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89

Grimey Drawer

FAUXTON posted:

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1351801578697744386?s=19

lol the nazis are gonna sweep the government in canada on a promise to write a strong letter to that there joe biden saying "now look we're soory but we'd really like to have a fair shake at that pipeline, eh"

I'm tossing in a wild card option here.

Morbus
May 18, 2004



Some bullshit is going to happen in central Asia soon and I don't know what it will be but I'm sure Biden will make it worse.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011







Watch Biden Start A loving War. gawd

anyway, Venezuela for sure

Jose
Jul 24, 2007




The UK

https://twitter.com/JSkeaping/status/1351841602126409728?s=19

E Depois do Adeus
Jun 3, 2012




Although traditionally wars are attractive options for regimes suffering legitimacy crises, I feel like even the Biden camp must recognize that a quagmire like Venezuela is not a good idea. Therefore if I were them I would simply start a war that is quick and easy to win

Often Abbreviated
Dec 19, 2017



E Depois do Adeus posted:

Although traditionally wars are attractive options for regimes suffering legitimacy crises, I feel like even the Biden camp must recognize that a quagmire like Venezuela is not a good idea. Therefore if I were them I would simply start a war that is quick and easy to win

reminder that they invaded Afghanistan first because they figured that one would be the quickest and easiest

we are not dealing with smart people here

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007


winning wars is obsolete. endless quagmires are the desired outcome.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



for the love of god will somebody please sink this stupid plague blighted island to the bottom of the sea

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009


kecske posted:

for the love of god will somebody please sink this stupid plague blighted island to the bottom of the sea

You know Jack it's like the ipa said we gotta get lucky once and you're always after my lucky charms... Hold on I'm sorry I said...

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

And what haunts me is that in all the faces of all the bears, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature.



Stairmaster posted:

what if they drop a lot of bombs in the wrong place

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Halser
Aug 24, 2016


Stairmaster posted:

what if they drop a lot of bombs in the wrong place

if you drop a bomb in the wrong place, just say it's the right place.

twoday
May 4, 2005




https://mobile.twitter.com/ReutersVzla/status/1351877137956007939

HE ISNT EVEN loving SWORN IN YET

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Eggplant Squire
Aug 13, 2003




Wasn't Guaido's plan basically the same as Trump's? Call the election results fraudulent then try to get his allies in their parlimentary body and the courts to rule him as leader?

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