[Malarkey Zone] fuck the malarkey and pay me you old fuck

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Zedhe Khoja: Nov 10, 2017; sürgünden selamlar
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I don't have two jugs tho. Have a redware teapot instead.

e: I need to figure out how i'm gonna paint all these things. My paint skills are *garbage* compared to the pottery part.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 12:42

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 01:22

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Well then nice jug and sorry about the mastectomy?

# ? Mar 29, 2021 12:49

Gods_Butthole: Aug 9, 2020; Can't post for 8 years!

Free Zedhe Khoja, their only crime was speaking the truth and loving too much.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 19:22

Gods_Butthole: Aug 9, 2020; Can't post for 8 years!

The concentration camps with DIGNITY and RESPECT tweet loving broke me today. I always waffle about whether my moral/ethical obligation is to stay in this God forsaken country to do my best to help the people here or to get the gently caress out. I have a pair of Norwegian great grand parents, maybe Norway would take me back. Materially speaking I'd still be a cog inside the imperial core, but at least not the part with concentration camps (at least until climate change gets really spicy) . I feel like leaving is the coward's way out. Maybe the right thing to do is to impotently get myself killed at the fence of one of the camps. I don't know what the right thing to do is anymore, and living in a country where a 3rd of the population actively cheers this on and the majority of the rest seem content to normalize it is driving me into some dark places.

Oh and the loving boat is free, happy loving Monday.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 19:37

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

what i do when i get to feeling like that is i take a break from the goddamn internet, go read a book or something. maybe that makes me one of the complacent people or whatever, but here's the thing: there ain't a goddamn thing i can do about any of this poo poo. maybe i'll go to hell for prioritizing my own sanity over the world's problems, but what the gently caress ever, i was going to hell anyway

also happy loving monday

# ? Mar 29, 2021 20:35

Gods_Butthole: Aug 9, 2020; Can't post for 8 years!

Foo Diddley posted:

what i do when i get to feeling like that is i take a break from the goddamn internet, go read a book or something. maybe that makes me one of the complacent people or whatever, but here's the thing: there ain't a goddamn thing i can do about any of this poo poo. maybe i'll go to hell for prioritizing my own sanity over the world's problems, but what the gently caress ever, i was going to hell anyway

also happy loving monday

Word. I should be working anyway. Time to log off for a while.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 20:37

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Gods_Butthole posted:

Word. I should be working anyway. Time to log off for a while.

hope you feel better, buddy

# ? Mar 29, 2021 20:39

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Jobs suck

# ? Mar 30, 2021 04:02

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Zedhe Khoja posted:

I don't have two jugs tho. Have a redware teapot instead.

e: I need to figure out how i'm gonna paint all these things. My paint skills are *garbage* compared to the pottery part.

pretty sweet tea jug

# ? Mar 30, 2021 04:07

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

is pottery difficult?

# ? Mar 30, 2021 04:07

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Inspector Hound posted:

Jobs suck

# ? Mar 30, 2021 04:19

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Can't post for 4 days!; Ultra Carp

Buddykins posted:

everyone was throwing their cash tips and poo poo. She was saying she made out with so many people in the night to make tips for us.

don't stick your dick into covid mary here imo

# ? Mar 30, 2021 04:33

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

I think if I did enough sit ups I could just take bong rips on YouTube for advertiser money, but I do NOT have the motivation to do that (start a youtube account)

# ? Mar 30, 2021 06:06

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

I find out today if I get that new job working with non profits and holy gently caress I can hardly breathe I'm so god damned anxious

# ? Mar 30, 2021 14:30

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009; Fun Shoe

Lib and let die posted:

I find out today if I get that new job working with non profits and holy gently caress I can hardly breathe I'm so god damned anxious

Good luck

# ? Mar 30, 2021 16:06

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Boy today was crazy

Had a 9:30 am meeting with my bosses re: my performance

9:28 I get a phone call from a number with the area code of the company I interviewed with. She offers me the job and I say hell yeah

I get on the call with my 2 bosses and hey there's someone from HR on too, I know exactly where this is going.

Vergil-motivated.mp4

I preempt all of them, say I've seen the writing on the wall and that I've accepted a job offer for a role that matches my skills and I start on April 12th so thanks for everything but I'm gonna save us all a whole lot of talking and just move on.

I get my 50 accrued vacation hours paid out, get paid to the end of this pay cycle, and get an additional 80 hours pay.

I'm on vacation, malarkey zone!

# ? Mar 31, 2021 17:20

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Lib and let die posted:

Boy today was crazy

Had a 9:30 am meeting with my bosses re: my performance

9:28 I get a phone call from a number with the area code of the company I interviewed with. She offers me the job and I say hell yeah

I get on the call with my 2 bosses and hey there's someone from HR on too, I know exactly where this is going.

Vergil-motivated.mp4

I preempt all of them, say I've seen the writing on the wall and that I've accepted a job offer for a role that matches my skills and I start on April 12th so thanks for everything but I'm gonna save us all a whole lot of talking and just move on.

I get my 50 accrued vacation hours paid out, get paid to the end of this pay cycle, and get an additional 80 hours pay.

I'm on vacation, malarkey zone!

Hell yeah

# ? Mar 31, 2021 17:27

tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

Lib and let die posted:

Boy today was crazy

Had a 9:30 am meeting with my bosses re: my performance

9:28 I get a phone call from a number with the area code of the company I interviewed with. She offers me the job and I say hell yeah

I get on the call with my 2 bosses and hey there's someone from HR on too, I know exactly where this is going.

Vergil-motivated.mp4

I preempt all of them, say I've seen the writing on the wall and that I've accepted a job offer for a role that matches my skills and I start on April 12th so thanks for everything but I'm gonna save us all a whole lot of talking and just move on.

I get my 50 accrued vacation hours paid out, get paid to the end of this pay cycle, and get an additional 80 hours pay.

I'm on vacation, malarkey zone!

No lie these are some of my favorite stories to hear.

# ? Mar 31, 2021 18:30

sb hermit: Dec 13, 2016

Lib and let die posted:

Boy today was crazy

Had a 9:30 am meeting with my bosses re: my performance

9:28 I get a phone call from a number with the area code of the company I interviewed with. She offers me the job and I say hell yeah

I get on the call with my 2 bosses and hey there's someone from HR on too, I know exactly where this is going.

Vergil-motivated.mp4

I preempt all of them, say I've seen the writing on the wall and that I've accepted a job offer for a role that matches my skills and I start on April 12th so thanks for everything but I'm gonna save us all a whole lot of talking and just move on.

I get my 50 accrued vacation hours paid out, get paid to the end of this pay cycle, and get an additional 80 hours pay.

I'm on vacation, malarkey zone!

Very nice!

# ? Mar 31, 2021 18:46

paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

is this a chat thread

# ? Mar 31, 2021 19:02

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Lib and let die posted:

Boy today was crazy

Had a 9:30 am meeting with my bosses re: my performance

9:28 I get a phone call from a number with the area code of the company I interviewed with. She offers me the job and I say hell yeah

I get on the call with my 2 bosses and hey there's someone from HR on too, I know exactly where this is going.

Vergil-motivated.mp4

I preempt all of them, say I've seen the writing on the wall and that I've accepted a job offer for a role that matches my skills and I start on April 12th so thanks for everything but I'm gonna save us all a whole lot of talking and just move on.

I get my 50 accrued vacation hours paid out, get paid to the end of this pay cycle, and get an additional 80 hours pay.

I'm on vacation, malarkey zone!

goongratulations

# ? Mar 31, 2021 19:24

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

but you should've hosed with them

# ? Mar 31, 2021 19:25

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

tangy yet delightful posted:

No lie these are some of my favorite stories to hear.

It felt insanely good

paul_soccer12 posted:

is this a chat thread

ArmZ posted:

but you should've hosed with them

Does not filing $130k worth of cancellation work? 'Cause I left' em on the hook for $130k

# ? Apr 1, 2021 00:37

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011; I Love You

Lib and let die posted:

Boy today was crazy

Had a 9:30 am meeting with my bosses re: my performance

9:28 I get a phone call from a number with the area code of the company I interviewed with. She offers me the job and I say hell yeah

I get on the call with my 2 bosses and hey there's someone from HR on too, I know exactly where this is going.

Vergil-motivated.mp4

I preempt all of them, say I've seen the writing on the wall and that I've accepted a job offer for a role that matches my skills and I start on April 12th so thanks for everything but I'm gonna save us all a whole lot of talking and just move on.

I get my 50 accrued vacation hours paid out, get paid to the end of this pay cycle, and get an additional 80 hours pay.

I'm on vacation, malarkey zone!

gently caress YEAH BABY

# ? Apr 1, 2021 08:03

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011; I Love You

*ric flair voice* WOOOOOOOO!!!

# ? Apr 1, 2021 08:04

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Best part?

The first good night's sleep I've had in over a year came last night.

# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:17

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

Lib and let die posted:

Best part?

The first good night's sleep I've had in over a year came last night.

bad rear end

# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:33

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Lib and let die posted:

Boy today was crazy

Had a 9:30 am meeting with my bosses re: my performance

9:28 I get a phone call from a number with the area code of the company I interviewed with. She offers me the job and I say hell yeah

I get on the call with my 2 bosses and hey there's someone from HR on too, I know exactly where this is going.

Vergil-motivated.mp4

I preempt all of them, say I've seen the writing on the wall and that I've accepted a job offer for a role that matches my skills and I start on April 12th so thanks for everything but I'm gonna save us all a whole lot of talking and just move on.

I get my 50 accrued vacation hours paid out, get paid to the end of this pay cycle, and get an additional 80 hours pay.

I'm on vacation, malarkey zone!

I hope you Dennis Nedry'd them good

# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:40

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009; Fun Shoe

Lib and let die posted:

Best part?

The first good night's sleep I've had in over a year came last night.

congrats!

# ? Apr 1, 2021 16:01

Zedhe Khoja: Nov 10, 2017; sürgünden selamlar
yıkıcılar ulusuna

twoday posted:

is pottery difficult?

Not excessively so.

A gift for me bruddah, a fisherman.

# ? Apr 1, 2021 20:21

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/photowhitehouse/status/1377778505765822469?s=19

# ? Apr 2, 2021 01:24

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/photowhitehouse/status/1378371987337322496?s=19

e I didn't mean for this to be a double Moon but it is so enjoy it

# ? Apr 3, 2021 16:43

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

May as well make it a three post moon

# ? Apr 3, 2021 16:46

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

Inspector Hound posted:

Jobs suck

# ? Apr 3, 2021 17:33

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/photowhitehouse/status/1378385388276944900?s=19

If he's doing weddings now I'm going to fake getting married

# ? Apr 3, 2021 17:43

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

green river is the best CCR song and i will fight u if u disagree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JacHyPaEwDc

# ? Apr 3, 2021 17:59

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Yeah jobs suck, the fact that I'm working with NPOs is basically my coping mechanism for having to work to financially justify my continued existence

# ? Apr 4, 2021 20:34

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011; I Love You

I have no idea how people do relationships. You do so much, think about them everyday, show it emotionally, and the moment you need help they are nowhere to be found

# ? Apr 8, 2021 08:42

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011; I Love You

You know you aint perfect, yet when you communicate that it feels fallen on deaf ears, only because it's only when they feel comfortable enough to hear it

# ? Apr 8, 2021 08:44

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 01:22

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011; I Love You

life is hard lol goddamn no one knows anything or any advice to give except what they have been through or felt

# ? Apr 8, 2021 08:44

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