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Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

man gently caress Joe Biden

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:06

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 21:07

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

when is this old stupid fucker gonna pay me?

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:09

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WHERES MY MOTHERFUCKING MONEY JOE?

JOE, THE loving MONEY JOE, WHERE IS IT?

PAY ME YOU OLD BITCH

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 19:23

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Chris James 2 posted:

gently caress joe biden

please do not gently caress the president

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 21:13

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Vim Fuego posted:

Biden's solution to police killings was that they should shoot unarmed people in the legs instead of the head.

lol that line has always cracked me up

Makes me think of that scene in Black Hawk Down where what's his name get's clipped in the leg and then dies from it

:nms:

Violence and blood and what not: :nms:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qcJKhc4jJU

# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 11:31

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xtal posted:

Joe Biden knew exactly what he was saying, he just hoped you didn't

Somehow I don't think Joe Biden is all that experienced or understanding of the physiology of gunshot wounds, actually. I think he's probably just as misguided as most Americans and thinks Limb Shot = Less Deadly (why not just shoot the knife out of the perp's hand????)

# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 21:03

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readingatwork posted:

$1400 checks went from Feb to Mar and now to April. LMAO were going to end up with a $50 gift card like 2 months after Christmas.

I'm reversing my previous stance. Let the fascist mob back into the capitol building lol

# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 21:17

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao oh my god she's complaining about lord dunmores proclamation that promised freedom to slaves of americans that joined the british

Seems like a pretty good deal tbh, why do we hate the British Empire again?

# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 21:30

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Terror Sweat posted:

Can't tell if people are getting the ironic humor or it's a bit or if they believe america deserved 9/11

oh buddy you better believe America deserved 9/11 and then some lmao

# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 21:59

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Eggplant Squire posted:

I didn't like the Bernie meme much but it's making the worst people flip out in anger so it's growing on me.

I swore off Bernie when he endorsed Joe but this whole new segment is making me warm back up to the bastard

# ¿ Jan 24, 2021 03:31

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hey so why the gently caress haven�t those clowns in congress loving paid me yet?

# ¿ Jan 25, 2021 19:08

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Rubellavator posted:

I routinely see posts about how Al Franken should never have resigned because the republicans do worse things and don't resign.

Those posts are correct lol

if the dems wanna win they gotta be as craven and remorseless as the gop but welp they don't really want to win

# ¿ Jan 28, 2021 03:38

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Oh Snapple! posted:

gently caress off

https://twitter.com/dril/status/922321981?s=20

# ¿ Jan 28, 2021 03:44

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Judakel posted:

Is he starting some sort of program... a corps or something? Or is tax credits?

means tested tax credits!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2021 03:59

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Victory Position posted:

you know, it's weird that these are all desk jobs and not hands-on jobs, let alone engineering jobs

wonder how you stop climate change when you're not building anything

Remember when everyone briefly stopped commuting and suddenly all the cities were clear of smog and what not? If humanity collectively just laid down and died all as one like that shamalayan plant movie, sure, that�d solve climate change.

It�s also a little bit ecofascist and horrifying.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2021 04:47

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cenotaph posted:

They were specifically warned not to gently caress with them!

Buh?!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2021 22:19

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paranoid randroid posted:

LISTEN *clap* TO *clap* BLACK *clap* WOMEN *clap*

lmao unless theyre teachers, in which case brutally smash them to the ground and replace them with scabs

wow whos the real racist someone protect Chicago�s black cop mayor!

# ¿ Jan 30, 2021 05:10

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gradenko_2000 posted:

this is literally anti-democratic

Weembles posted:

Hand-wringing about credentials is very Democratic.

It also makes sense in the way that Democrats are just as terrified of the poors as Republicans. Can't have those nasty poors slinking their way into Congress and trying to make the rules.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2021 06:11

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The Oldest Man posted:

There are still freezer trucks sitting at the NYC waterfront filled with bodies from the first surge there almost a year ago now. Still. Trucks.

gonna be good eating once the survivors are all vaccinated and the climate famine sets in

# ¿ Jan 31, 2021 09:46

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The Joe Man posted:

i legit thought she was talking about the US until the last one

lmbo if you don't think we're also doing the last one

# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 07:21

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Nichael posted:

Takeaways:
-Analyzing what women wear is social science. This is especially true of the colors, which have hidden meanings like Peggy or Joan's attire on an episode of Mad Men.
-Bernie's approximately $800 coat was too shabby looking. Poor people would wear more expensive clothing, despite being poor.
-Social distancing at an event during a pandemic is actually white privilege. He should've open mouth kissed everyone in the audience.
-San Francisco professors are paid to do this poo poo.
-Joe Biden is a rapist.

his coat is 800 loving dollars???

His coat literally costs more than any piece of clothing I own, and I include body armor in this statement lmao

# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 19:22

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Shere posted:

1) a few hundred dollars for a sub-zero coat that you keep forever is pretty normal for anyone who can afford it in the salt belt.
2) who loving cares

800 dollars is not a normal price for that lmfao

I don't really care I just found that price point ludicrous is all

# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 20:36

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How are u posted:

i disagree with Biden's decision to go forward with juan guaido, and wish they hadn't done that. a stupid thing to do.

don't sign you're posts

# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 20:45

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so uhhh where�s my loving money?

# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 17:10

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In this succing house, we believe women and we stan for MLs

PerniciousKnid posted:

Please change the forum title to "CSPAM: In this house we believe women"

# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 17:47

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fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/GeoffRBennett/status/1357369781435965440?s=20

ahhhh

defensively drone striking weddings is still on the menu though

# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 17:47

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oh gently caress did I miss the Joe ~~Stalin~~Biden talk??

# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 12:43

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GoLambo posted:

dems still havent done anything good literally at all

still dont have my goddamned money

your divisiveness is tearing the country apart

# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 13:15

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spacetoaster posted:

No, don't do it.

I'm gonna gently caress that old decrepit bastard until he pays me and there's not a goddamned thing you can do to stop me except make him loving pay me my goddamned money.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 20:53

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Fleetwood posted:

I'd choose Anderson Cooper so long as the aliens disintegrated him on live TV

ooh this is the option instead? Wolf Blitzer would be far funnier

# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 23:10

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DoomTrainPhD posted:

Friendship ended with Bernie, now BJG is my new best friend.

Well, Bernie was the compromise, and they decided to back Joe instead.

So we got a Joe of our own and he's the loving Man of Steel

# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 08:10

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 21:07

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Neurolimal posted:

my main memory of hunter is people getting mad when someone brought up that he railed his dead brother's wife

if weird catholic communes did it then thats just tradition, ok

lmao the more i hear about hunter the more he owns lets make him president instead of his lovely rapist father

also give him some crack when he's there

# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 12:14

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