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What would trump have done if he were still prez
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bombed the boat 10 10.53%
told the beautiful boaters to ram the boat 45 47.37%
https://i.imgur.com/BvIBJji.jpg 40 42.11%
Total: 95 votes
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Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG!!!




Bleak Gremlin

Plinkey posted:

anyone know where i can get one of these?



this raises more questions than it answers

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Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 4141 days!


I will do the needful and sacrifice my body and brain by consuming all the mushrooms so other goons don't have to.

RisqueBarber
Jul 10, 2005



Bilirubin posted:

this raises more questions than it answers

nah my world is answered friend

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015



If i get wrecked I'll probably end up crying and naked and make some phone calls or something and I'm just not in the right place for any of that right now

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



2DCAT posted:

I'm still sad it no longer exists

dont be sad it's gone, be glad that it happened

Blooster
Dec 5, 2014

Yeah, right on. Bloody zoos, who needs them?


https://twitter.com/NRA/status/1371...ingawful.com%2F

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 4141 days!


titty_baby_ posted:

Let me share an ideal shroom experience: a friend and I shroomed in the basement at a lower dose, smoked a bunch of weed, and found a hilarious Indonesian meme page. It had the LGBT= Luigi Got Big Tiddies pic and we laughed about it for way too long, then walked around, got beer, and got drunk on the roof. No introspection, no grateful dead stuff, just doing poo poo ud do if u were in middle school (sans drugs)

That sounds like a nice day

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008




titty_baby_ posted:

Lol microdosing the oppo of getting blasted, just taking the lowest amount u can while still feeling a little different. I took 3 small doses hours apart from each other yesterday and actually had a pretty nice day and felt a little more upbeat. And then couldn't sleep and felt horrible but thats due to ball pain.

Theres a lot of people who frequent psychedelics around here and I generally find them kind of annoying and burnt tbh

whatís wrong with your balls my man

did that Temecula guy get you

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 4141 days!



Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!




Pillbug

I miss turnip

when is he coming back

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006



Lipstick Apathy

Crowder just posting through it as usual. Didnít have the extra characters to make it racist somehow I guess.

https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/1374149230286241798?s=21

Hairy Marionette
Apr 22, 2005

I am not immune to propaganda


Yes, this is how poison ivy works. The poison is only sometimes on the leaves. I donít remember the details of why the poison is only intermittently on the leaves. But Iíve known since I was a child that poison ivy doesnít always poison you upon touch.

What an idiot. Just to total moroon. Iíve got a great deal on a bridge to Albuquerque for him.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015



Good Citizen posted:

whatís wrong with your balls my man

did that Temecula guy get you

Either a hernia or I have some sort of inflammation. Been tested for various things, all negative, currently on nasty antibiotics and in pain. Getting an ultrasound Wednesday



I got it from temecula

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

The Trump thread is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep eating that garbage.


ram dass in hell posted:

plinkey here's a pitch, we expand the cspam public service to send entheogens to goons in need. I think we all have read enough Hartonposts to know that a microdose of mushrooms is a good idea

im joking

Plinkey I'll keep track of shroomfund we'll be like MAPS and be doing a praxis

these are jokes

👉👈

i took too many gummies on saturday afternoon and woke up with no hair

so, no

2DCAT
Jun 24, 2015

cyberdead.





Gravy Boat 2k

ram dass in hell posted:

dont be sad it's gone, be glad that it happened

Hairy Marionette
Apr 22, 2005

I am not immune to propaganda

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007


Plinkey posted:

i took too many gummies on saturday afternoon and woke up with no hair

so, no

mistakes into miracles my friend

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009



Red Baron posted:



i ordered my steak trunp and it came like this help what do I do?

Put it back on the grill for 10 minutes each sid

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

get free financial advice at www.cumshitter.com

yes, im that C.S. Lewis


lol at this being how you learn nobody likes you and they want to see you hurt yourself

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014



Plinkey posted:

i took too many gummies on saturday afternoon and woke up with no hair

so, no

this is why i stick to sour patch kids

CaptainBeefart
Mar 27, 2016

why


kaleedity posted:

looks like a big producer at fox business died with corona, not of it

Lou Dobbs will have his revenge.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007


Mayor Dave posted:

Put it back on the grill for 10 minutes each sid

this made me flinch a little

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



Plinkey posted:

i took too many gummies on saturday afternoon and woke up with no hair

so, no

whomst among us etc etc

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020



i worked at the Abo's Pizza in that complex

hope everyone is okay

Hairy Marionette
Apr 22, 2005

I am not immune to propaganda

a.lo posted:

You and drygoods are at the
hospital because you are getting a heart
transplant. "I'm so nervous." you say.
"Don't be. You're gonna pull through
this, I know that for a fact." You kiss him
and go into operation. You come out
successful and run out to tell drygoods but
he's not there. You find a little stuff
bear with a card. "Hey
babe. Sorry I couldn't be there for you
after the operation. But, I will always be
in your heart. Forever. - drygoods" You ask
one of the nurses "Where's the boy I was
with before my operation?" The nurse
replies, "Didn't they tell you who the
donor was?" </3

I high five the nurse and declare, Double Win!

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015



Hairy Marionette posted:

Yes, this is how poison ivy works. The poison is only sometimes on the leaves. I donít remember the details of why the poison is only intermittently on the leaves. But Iíve known since I was a child that poison ivy doesnít always poison you upon touch.

What an idiot. Just to total moroon. Iíve got a great deal on a bridge to Albuquerque for him.

Is it the same as poison oak how it works? I know oak has like the opposite of a tolerance, the more you get exposed the worse it gets. I used to run into it at work all the time and had even fallen into thickets but I would scrub with tecnu at the end of the day so I never really got a rash

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019




This thing was a fuckin treasure

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006





https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1374152458021265409

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

The Trump thread is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep eating that garbage.


at this point, i look better with no hair

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

All is Pipe





lol, and today Boulder has an active shooter situation at the grocery store.

ďat least it wasnít at the Whole Foods! thank goodness it was only the poorsĒ

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003



Schmoe Cwead posted:

and now a message from the president of the united states of america:

sup sup my peeps *airhorns* can we get an f in the chat for all the victims of the most recent tragedy? all subs in the next 5 mins get a free mini us flag

By then idiocracy will be an accurate documentary and not just fantasy.

Hairy Marionette
Apr 22, 2005

I am not immune to propaganda

titty_baby_ posted:

Is it the same as poison oak how it works? I know oak has like the opposite of a tolerance, the more you get exposed the worse it gets. I used to run into it at work all the time and had even fallen into thickets but I would scrub with tecnu at the end of the day so I never really got a rash

I have provided all of the reliable information I can while in my current state. Please ask again when Iím not high, or check Wikipedia yourself. Pease be with you.

Pamela Springstein
Aug 10, 2016

just wanted to be
a happy camper



Plinkey posted:

i took too many gummies on saturday afternoon and woke up with no hair

so, no

did you do your pubes

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016




Aren't they always whining about liberals politicizing everything?

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016



I guess I wouldn't be surprised if there was like an RBG wine or some poo poo

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

That Old Ash Magic


the poisonous part of poison ivy is the oil it secretes, if you try to wash it off without proper soap you just spread it all over yourself

a.lo
Sep 11, 2009



Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

That Old Ash Magic


last summer I got really bad poison ivy on my arms and butt crack

be careful out there, donít be a butt scratcher like me

pre-op bebop
Apr 17, 2006





He should drink some water, don't want to get dehydrated

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

The Trump thread is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep eating that garbage.


Reality Protester posted:

did you do your pubes

nah, just my head

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