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What would trump have done if he were still prez
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bombed the boat 10 10.53%
told the beautiful boaters to ram the boat 45 47.37%
https://i.imgur.com/BvIBJji.jpg 40 42.11%
Total: 95 votes
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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Ben Nerevarine posted:

last summer I got really bad poison ivy on my arms and butt crack

be careful out there, don’t be a butt scratcher like me
My gf had a classmate who unknowingly encountered poison oak then had a wank when he got home. The reaction is delayed like a day or so so when his dick was covered in the rash he was very concerned

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Ben Nerevarine posted:

last summer I got really bad poison ivy on my arms and butt crack

be careful out there, don’t be a butt scratcher like me

Maybe don't rub your rear end on trees covered in ivy?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
lot of plant fuckers online tonight

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Bethamphetamine posted:

No one can accuse Jose Canseco of perfect spelling.

Lol. Didn’t Jose spell it correctly?

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

I watch this clip at least a dozen times every time it pops up

lol

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

a.lo posted:

You and drygoods are at the
hospital because you are getting a heart
transplant. "I'm so nervous." you say.
"Don't be. You're gonna pull through
this, I know that for a fact." You kiss him
and go into operation. You come out
successful and run out to tell drygoods but
he's not there. You find a little stuff
bear with a card. "Hey
babe. Sorry I couldn't be there for you
after the operation. But, I will always be
in your heart. Forever. - drygoods" You ask
one of the nurses "Where's the boy I was
with before my operation?" The nurse
replies, "Didn't they tell you who the
donor was?" </3

loving Hell. You catfished Drygoods?

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Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

ram dass in hell posted:

This thing was a fuckin treasure:rip:

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

Ben Nerevarine posted:

last summer I got really bad poison ivy on my arms and butt crack

be careful out there, don’t be a butt scratcher like me

so you got poison ivy on your hands then rubbed inside your rear end

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
I get some poison ivy on me almost every summer when I'm doing work around the property. Even if I leave it alone, it leaves scars. It sucks.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

UPDATE: My coworker's cat did in fact murder their dog. The cat randomly decided to attack the (old) dog and scratched it on a Friday evening. The scratch got infected(?), spread, and lead to organ failure before they could make it to the vet on Monday. The dog expired shortly thereafter.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

WrasslorMonkey posted:

UPDATE: My coworker's cat did in fact murder their dog. The cat randomly decided to attack the (old) dog and scratched it on a Friday evening. The scratch got infected(?), spread, and lead to organ failure before they could make it to the vet on Monday. The dog expired shortly thereafter.

loving hell man thats heavy. That poor dog

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



DryGoods posted:

lot of plant fuckers online tonight

https://twitter.com/conceptsbot/status/1374160541355237378

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
Cats loving suck

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/jeremylevick/status/1374095425888784391

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/maxoregonian/status/1374156214360174595

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Elephanthead posted:

Maybe don't rub your rear end on trees covered in ivy?

i thought this was a free country

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/BuzzFeed/status/1374059068093042689

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Also many of these spring breakers were over 60 years old?

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Wrong

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

DryGoods posted:

lot of plant fuckers online tonight

DryGoods, king of thee plant fuckers, speaks

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

:whitewater:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

titty_baby_ posted:

loving hell man thats heavy. That poor dog

Yep, pretty weird way to start our daily (shoot the poo poo and hang out) meeting. But luckily they introduced us to their new, young, spazzo pup.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



oh hey i see my goddamn $1400 dollars pending in my bank

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Plinkey posted:

anyone know where i can get one of these?





https://dopebbq.com/

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



i'm going to click the "inquire" button on my online banking and tell them the deposit seems to be $600 short

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
what's up with that shooting

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

why are you posting plinkey's cum burger?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Don't make me post the list

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

sexpig by night posted:

what's up with that shooting

not much what’s up with that shooting with you?

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
'multiple people dead' per the press conference in Boulder :smith:

Tirade
Jul 17, 2001

Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division
Pillbug

Hillbilly Saddam looking motherfucker

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

radical meme posted:

Lol. Didn’t Jose spell it correctly?

No one will dare accuse me of perfect spelling, either.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Koirhor posted:

not much what’s up with that shooting with you?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



has yrumk done anything funny lately

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

sexpig by night posted:

what's up with that shooting

*Funky jazz riff plays*

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



hit the piss cannon

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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Glumwheels posted:

so you got poison ivy on your hands then rubbed inside your rear end

flip it, reverse it

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