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What would trump have done if he were still prez This poll is closed.
bombed the boat	10	10.53%
told the beautiful boaters to ram the boat	45	47.37%
https://i.imgur.com/BvIBJji.jpg	40	42.11%
Total:	95 votes

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

pick something to leave open jesus loving christ

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:07

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 05:15

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

whoa CSPAM is top level now

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:08

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

now that theermp thread is dead should I make an anti-food thread where we all post the garbage we're eating

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:11

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Nonsense posted:

This is now subject to potential admin level punishment

like spankings?

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:13

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

who else is stoked and rarin to engage iwth unity and love with are troops and nazis

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:14

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

oh hey it's Chris Gaines

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:15

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Gringostar posted:

https://i.imgur.com/mDYLYQ2.mp4

at least the chud version of this they're copying didn't spend like 2 minutes making me read before the obvious reveal

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:15

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Star Phlatulence posted:

i made this post for you in the other thread before it was viciously closed by corrupt mods

i HEREBY DECREE that ALL trump timeline volcel pledges are NULL and VOID. get out there and spread UNITY, champ

thank you, I look forward to finally getting rid of this tonsure, but I'm keeping the sack cloth robes

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:17

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

wait, haven't we had poet-laureates for like hundreds of years?

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:19

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

doesn't even rhyme

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:20

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

this should've started with "there once was a man from Scranton"

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:20

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

the poetry of the moment is a Cannibal Corpse song lol, sorry if you hoped we're better than we are

Admiral Ray posted:

well, about 90 years, but yeah. she's the first National Youth Poet Laureate.

can't say I support platforming young people, with their tik toks and hot chip and debt

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:22

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

kaleedity posted:

The "trnbpm" can now be safely removed from the computer.

bimdo

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:23

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Nonsense posted:

Garth having fun with Democrats just about kills his fans so this owns lmao

Garth was one of the casualties of the pop country move lol, I doubt any of his current fans are hard right partisans

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:25

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

who's our MC here

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:26

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

ANOTHER prayer? ugh

Plinkey posted:

he looked like an old bryan cranson
too much meth
not enough pep
he died and that's how we got kamala

way better, right to the punch and very proletarian

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:26

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

was every speaker told they had to talk about coming together with and hugging and kissing psycho right wingers?

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:29

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

when does the storm come and everybody here is arrested

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:30

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

i jus wanna say that biden is gonna kinda suck and a 50/50 senate is probably going to lead to a whole lot of austerity bullshit unless we literally shovel all the money into WV (which we should do) but Qanon breaking down into infighting factions while their worlds dissolve is making me lmao

I've asked a couple times in D&D about how if 58 Senators wasn't enough to expect good things, why I should expect good things now, but never got a response lol

if I get some local public transit grants that will be more than I expected to actually get from the Biden admin as a red stater

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:34

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/PMBreakingNews/status/1351946044414816258

lmfao that's a pretty good one

hopefully they get those upgraded to like global sanctions like we did against those Russians

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:36

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Aceofblue posted:

Never post in D&D

ur not the boss of me

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:37

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

what should CSPAM's subforum that we oppress be? should we make it a lib zone?

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:38

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

skooma512 posted:

Oh man I know them, Eve 6 is from La Crescenta and I grew up next neighborhood over.

The valley here basically goes from working poor, a weird horse area, lower middle class, upper middle class, upper class from west to east. That neighborhood in the upper middle class part and it's not exactly shocking he'd go fash.

I don't think eve6 tweeter is a fash

I think they started posting right after the yearly uptick in people becoming radical socialists that is ACA signups

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 19:39

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

The Diamond Age is the one where the world gets destroyed by an army of AI indoctrinated turbo-Maoists right

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 19:59

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Admiral Ray posted:

just the areas that used to be China and Japan and the Korean peninsula, but yeah.

Wasnt one of the implications that they were using the liberated feeds to make WMDs? I cant imagine it ended up being a local affair

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 20:07

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Admiral Ray posted:

i honestly don't remember, they did blow up the central feeds but i thought the entire point was to "grow" new feeds of the same quality that the New Victorians had so everyone could have the same living standards, and that the New Victorians called those WMD's because it would destroy their society.

You may be right, its been years since I read it

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 20:10

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Didnt tiger king just like, casually mention that he picked up minors and groomed them and then move on from that like its nbd?

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 20:11

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Marzzle posted:

yeah joe exotic is a scumbag hiding behind LGBT identity poo poo

Aw hell hes gonna be speaking at the 2024 DNC isnt he

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 20:14

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

tenderjerk posted:

https://twitter.com/AaronParnas/status/1351937932551139333?s=19

Man are these people in for a world of disappointment

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 20:42

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Knight posted:

https://twitter.com/darkstockphotos/status/1351987218420797441?s=20

Hello, CNN? You stop playing this hologram of the inauguration right now and play the real footage of Biden's trial. I am a paying customer

This is the single best one image summary of CSPAM I've ever seen

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 21:48