tenderjerk posted:

TheLemonOfIchabod posted:

this poem stinks, I studied literature, I would know

Steve Yun posted:

Korean Boomhauer posted:

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tacodaemon posted:

I am literally physically .

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/Robillard/status/1351959329411387395

cumshitter posted:

the entire capital riot was a fully immersive crime experience. recorded from start to finish from every possible angle with every participant shouting their names, home town, and parlers

its the crime equivalent of getting angry at the IRS and sending htem like thousands of pages of documentation of every thing you have done to spite them

Lankster NZ posted:

Um so has anyone suggested that using YMCA is a nod to the Q poo poo?

Y=26 M=13 C=3 A=1

26-13+3+1=17

Q=17

euphronius posted:

is this true

kaleedity posted:

that's just normal now

dead gay comedy forums posted:

guys unfortunately the content is going to dry up

do not cling to trump, you shall become hollow

tenderjerk posted:

https://twitter.com/StephenM/status/1351990081763028994?s=19

JaneError posted:

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1352066093813297152?s=20

a helpful bear posted:

Kinda funny the people that hated Obama so much did the same thing Obama devotees did in falling in love and now their hearts are broken

euphronius posted:

what does this mean

Ghost of RBG posted:

Why are dnd libs posting in CSPAM now

A Gin Palace posted:

Re-enter TRMORl, with HOPEY dead in his arms; JARED, STAFFER, and others following

TORMP
Howl, howl, howl, howl! O, you are men of stones:
Had I your tongues and eyes, I'ld use them so
That heaven's vault should crack. She's gone for ever!
I know when one is dead, and when one lives;
She's dead as earth. Lend me a looking-glass;
If that her breath will mist or stain the stone,
Why, then she lives.
RUDY
Is this the promised end
JARED
Or image of that horror?
MILLER
Fall, and cease!
TMRUP
This feather stirs; she lives! if it be so,
It is a chance which does redeem all sorrows
That ever I have felt.
RUDY
[Kneeling] O my good master!
TMPRU
Prithee, away.
JARED
'Tis noble Rudy, your friend.
TROP
A plague upon you, murderers, traitors all!
I might have saved her; now she's gone for ever!
Hope, Hopey! stay a little. Ha!
What is't thou say'st? Her voice was ever soft,
Gentle, and low, an excellent thing in woman.
I kill'd the slave that was a-hanging thee.
STAFFER
'Tis true, my lords, he did.
TRUP
Did I not, fellow?
I have seen the day, with my good biting falchion
I would have made them skip: I am old now,
And these same crosses spoil me. Who are you?
Mine eyes are not o' the best: I'll tell you straight.
RUDY
If fortune brag of two she loved and hated,
One of them we behold.
TMORP
This is a dull sight. Are you not Rudy?
RUDY
The same,
Your servant Rudy: Where is your servant Bornstein?
TORMP
He's a good fellow, I can tell you that;
He'll strike, and quickly too: he's dead and rotten.
RUDY
No, my good lord; I am the very man,--
TEPP
I'll see that straight.
RUDY
That, from your first of difference and decay,
Have follow'd your sad steps.
TURPU
You are welcome hither.
RUDY
Nor no man else: all's cheerless, dark, and deadly.
Your eldest daughters have fordone them selves,
And desperately are dead.
TRUMO
Ay, so I think.
MILLER
He knows not what he says: and vain it is
That we present us to him.
JARED
Very bootless.

Enter a STAFFER

STAFFER
Barron is dead, my lord.
MILLER
That's but a trifle here.
You lords and noble friends, know our intent.
What comfort to this great decay may come
Shall be applied: for us we will resign,
During the life of this old majesty,
To him our absolute power:
To MILLER and RUDY

you, to your rights:
With boot, and such addition as your honours
Have more than merited. All friends shall taste
The wages of their virtue, and all foes
The cup of their deservings. O, see, see!
TMPRU
And my poor fool is hang'd! No, no, no life!
Why should a dog, a horse, a rat, have life,
And thou no breath at all? Thou'lt come no more,
Never, never, never, never, never!
Pray you, undo this button: thank you, sir.
Do you see this? Look on her, look, her lips,
Look there, look there!
Dies

Father Wendigo posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1352455413594091522?s=19

What the hell is going on here? Is Fox News telegraphing that they want to throw Miller under the bus? He was sweattier than Nixon during his debate with Kennedy.

The Ape of Naples posted:

He's married to his Pillow.

Aceofblue posted:

The thing that gets me is that it's not even a good image for a shirt, I hate when you buy a hoodie and the art on it covers like just 10% of the back or front. And I'm a dummy that *likes* the bernie meme

Agrajag posted:

im never going to buy or wear political figures/campaign merch

Dustcat posted:

lol

Gripweed posted:

What's Quagmire's suggestion?

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/1352280501764108289

Gripweed posted:

And the woman running the phone sex line is Lois, Peter's wife? I bet that leads to some humorous misunderstandings.

Joementum posted:

Missouri's been nothing but trouble since we made it a state. Delete Missouri and all things created in Missouri.

Gripweed posted:

not if there's no world left for them

Gringostar posted:

i will not stand for this samuel clemens erasure