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What would trump have done if he were still prez This poll is closed.
bombed the boat	10	10.53%
told the beautiful boaters to ram the boat	45	47.37%
https://i.imgur.com/BvIBJji.jpg	40	42.11%
Total:	95 votes

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Trump sent a mob to kill Mike Pence just so he could try to stay in a job he hates and Pence kissed his rear end through the last loving minute of his term

lol

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:48

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 19:42

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

brugroffil posted:

https://twitter.com/JessReports/status/1351948727259336704

lmao guess no more Q drops

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:51

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

the very last thing Trump did was issue a pardon for Judge Jeannine's tax cheat husband

on brand until the end

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 19:13

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

when is the MyPillow guy leading the army to LOCK HIM UP

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 19:25

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Drunkboxer posted:

military actions are fluid, grab some popcorn and stand by (forever)

that is right, the military is very well known for its "let's just chill, see what happens and react however" attitude

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 19:30

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/trisha-yearwood/garths-breakfast-bowl-recipe-2109796

GARTH BROOKS BREAKFAST BOWL

2 tablespoons butter

8 large eggs

One 16-ounce bag frozen hash browns, such as Tater Tots, thawed

1 pound pork sausage

1 pound bacon

One 9-ounce package cheese and roasted garlic tortellini

10 ounces sharp Cheddar, grated (about 2 1/2 cups)

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 19:51

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Asproigerosis posted:

You think winter breakfast in Pittsburgh is bad, what about winter breakfast in west virginia

Tudor's Biscuit World exists

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 20:23

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1351998978561372166?s=20

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 22:07

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/1352000650666762244?s=20

chud chaos

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 22:16

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

that lady is banned Parler poster TrmporpLover58

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 22:18

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

God drat it, I just realized that if that Georgia Uber chud, MGT or whatever, sits on a committee where a transgender person is a witness, she will deadname that person over and over again.

I think that anyone who refused to certify the elections should not be allowed on any committees at all. gently caress them.

Even the lovely house GOP thinks Marjorie Taylor Greene is loving insane and she is gonna get Steve King'd out of any committees or influence pretty much immediately

# ¿ Jan 21, 2021 04:46

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

mad.radhu posted:

i'm gonna miss this

https://i.imgur.com/Q0Lc2TY.mp4

lmao like a fuckin bored housecat, just pushing stuff around

# ¿ Jan 21, 2021 18:23

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/1352357227433177090?s=20

hahaha awesome

# ¿ Jan 21, 2021 21:55

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Impkins Patootie posted:

the best thing is that for like three months before he debuted they had these little 15-second video packages with his music and text that said VAL VENIS IS COMING

# ¿ Jan 22, 2021 03:19

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Chinatown posted:

lmao had to get one more YOUR FIRED in before walking out the door

king poo poo

we will never see this level of pettiness on the world stage again, it's glorious

# ¿ Jan 22, 2021 19:37

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

gregday posted:

oh poo poo here we go

https://twitter.com/CATargetBot/status/1352687016589189120

when the Tea Party poo poo started going I wanted to start a PAC called American Values Party and see how much I could grift and how batshit I could get before someone finally called me out

i'm kinda glad i didn't because I'd be head of the RNC by now

# ¿ Jan 22, 2021 19:57

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I was just reminded that KellyAnn's "alternative facts" bullshit line was on like day 2 or 3 of Trumps term because everyone was busting their balls about Spicey screaming lies about crowd sizes

and everything got exponentially dumber after this

# ¿ Jan 22, 2021 21:41

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

the conspirators in the House are probably Boebert and a couple shitheads from AZ like Gosar and Andy Biggs

MTG probably didn't know enough to be in on the planning but she absolutely would've signaled the mob if she could have

# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 02:10

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

shirts and skins posted:

Lol this is all gonna get so hosed

Like, flipping GA was exclusively a vanity play,c he still would have lost the election

stealing GA for Trump would have set off a whole bunch of ugly stuff in AZ and MI at least

# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 02:22

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Here's my cat Oscar the day I adopted him from the shelter in 2015

he spends at least half of every day sleeping on top of the couch because I'm working from home in the living room

# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 06:45

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Virgil Vox posted:

got my first dose of that VACCINE today

Nice

I'm supposed to get my second shot on 2/4 and haven't heard anything yet about setting it up besides "watch your phone and e-mail", so here's hoping!

# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 07:11

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

https://twitter.com/facethenation/status/1353332977560735744?s=21

maybe she should have said something about this last year

# ¿ Jan 24, 2021 20:45

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Agrajag posted:

he kinda made it impossible for him or his family to ever set foot back in nyc

Jared and Ivanka are gonna try to back to NYC and I can't wait to watch that

# ¿ Jan 24, 2021 20:51

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

the more delusional chuds and Q-heads are now getting into SovCit legal theory that the 14th Amendment created a new illegitimate "corporate" government and any laws after that don't count so therefore there will be a real inauguration for Trump on March 4

so that's why there have to be troops sleeping in parking garages for another two months

# ¿ Jan 25, 2021 00:52

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

pre-op bebop posted:

wake up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JrlKcoD1Qw

# ¿ Jan 25, 2021 05:30

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

https://twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/1353468426354909187?s=20

lmfao

# ¿ Jan 25, 2021 06:01

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Jon Irenicus posted:

thinking about getting another cat but I've never gone through the process of adopting one. cats just showed up in my life out of the woods. how does this process work???

Go into cat room, look for the cat that immediately reacts to seeing you, adopt cat, have new friend

# ¿ Jan 25, 2021 18:47

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Three masks numbered 1, 2, and 4

# ¿ Jan 25, 2021 21:57

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

yeah the AZ state GOP is completely off the rails, the chemtrails lady who was too crazy to lead them 8 years ago is now no longer crazy enough to lead them

# ¿ Jan 25, 2021 22:19

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1353920082137804803?s=20

lol eat poo poo

# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 05:23

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

The anti-mattering field is really gone for all of them now, huh

# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 16:16

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

new kind of cat posted:

those half interval pitch shifts from the minor to the major fuckibg crack me up

ran across a cover of Unforgiven in E major once and fuckibg hell it improved the poo poo out of the song. somehow, sounded even more melancholy in major

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6KmiIq2-m8

# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 21:57

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

VideoKid posted:

yea it�s peak trump:

lol Abe looks like he's so sick of this poo poo

# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 22:07

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

oh yeah remember when at a G20 (I think) dinner they sat Trump next to Abe's wife who pretended she didn't speak English so Trump went off and huddled with Putin for two hours and nobody knows what they talked about

good times

# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 22:08

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

https://twitter.com/ehananoki/status/1354161064229953536?s=20

fuckin FRAZZLEDRIP is back, baby

# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 22:12

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

WallStreetBets is talking about pumping AMC (yes, the movie theaters) and it closed at $4.96 (+12.22% on the day) and is at $8.23 after-hours

this is so dumb and hilarious

# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 04:31

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

i don't have enough in my eTrade account to mess around with day-trading or playing this bullshit

it's really fuckin funny though

# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 04:47

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 05:04

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

The only thing funnier than "I made 12000% profit from Gamestop stock and destroyed a hedge fund" posts will be the people who rode the wave too long and lost everything

# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 05:31

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 19:42

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1338135963738853377?s=20

the prophet our times demanded

# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 16:11

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