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What would trump have done if he were still prez
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bombed the boat 10 10.53%
told the beautiful boaters to ram the boat 45 47.37%
https://i.imgur.com/BvIBJji.jpg 40 42.11%
Total: 95 votes
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MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

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MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


Incest loving?

The whores ripping dick dingers off his giant hog weren't related to him.

drat that guy rocks.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/ScottMStedman/status/1351997635909963776

I would be very surprised if rudy and the trump kids didn't walk out of the WH with secret pardons

How the hell would a secret pardon work?

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


All of this. I need all the footage of Qultists melting down sent directly to my brain.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Strep Vote posted:

This lady needs some compassionate care. Not for her sake but for ours.

What, put her on antipsychotics?

Can you imagine how that conversation would go?

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/ydH8p9i.gifv

Terrorist fist jab victory lap

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Donald Trump's power was 90% his loving twitter account. That's how dumb we are as a species.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

https://youtu.be/Ct3XOs7nQ38

Insurrections CHUDs have invented new levels of loving around and finding out, hitherto unexplored.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Cithen posted:

hows our big boy?

He’s perma’d from everything, OP; a fate worse than Death.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_TU-URmrtQ

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

new kind of cat posted:

what the part the funny happen today?

trumlum?

TRANOP gave up politics and is returning to his career on the silver screen.

https://twitter.com/timheidecker/status/1352718860873437185?s=21

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

The last hurrah of this thread community will be Trump's impeachment.

I'm honestly a little sad to see it go.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

It’s a beautiful day, I got my first dose of the vaccine, and apple moonshine tastes great. And Trump was perma’d from the internet and is feeling lovely.

gently caress yeah.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


Encourage Democrats to continue to fund expensive yet essential programs like Biden's done in his first 3 days. Keep voting for Progressive Democrats in safe districts in 2022 à la The Squad.

Basically if TRTOSEKSP manages to form his Patriot Party of nutters and splits the GOP in half and the Dems control an overwhelming part of the government, there won't be a need to appeal to the middle. Then Democrats won't have to negotiate with either the far fringes of the Right nor the least liberal members of their 50+1 Senate majority.

We avoided a full blown fascist coup 17 days ago. That's how precarious the US government is, and the DSA isn't exactly equipped to do poo poo right now.

Or we can put all our chips on Howie Hawkins (I had to google his name), again, in 2024.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Skrode posted:

Cheers and congratulations!

Appreciate the congrats!

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Terror Sweat posted:

That wasn't a full blown fascist coup

If elected Dems got slaughtered wholesale, there was a non-zero chance McConnell goes, "What are you gonna do? I guess we still control everything because ____," and the fascist Trumpists overturn a democratic election.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


Sociopaths using robots to force the working class to cut each other’s throats in a race to the bottom.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

You all get weird late night on weekends when you're drunk.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Chinatown posted:

A LEGAL CRIME POST

Just edit this. Don't be dumb.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Daffodils.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

My brain is so thirsty for TRJSNK posting and content that I had a nightmare I got perma’d.

That is so sad.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


This little domestic terrorist cutie is just addicted to crimes.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1353809983272603652?s=21

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

The Nastier Nate posted:

lol the my pillow guy got permabanned from twitter

he's gonna be president in 4 years

Turns out deplatforming works pretty well, OP. He might just fall out of TRIENP’s favor because he can’t get likes anymore, either.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1354070392932081667?s=21

He’s so broken.

He finally saw a glimpse of real repercussions for his crimes and hosed off to Florida for the rest of his miserable life.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


He lost all access to his social media drug of choice along with a good chunk of power, was too afraid of pardoning himself or his kids, he lost the PGA ever visiting his properties, his brand is trash.

Jail would be nice (it will never happen) and he’s still a rich connected rear end in a top hat, but from his point of view all his favorite toys got taken away from him forever and ever.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

skaboomizzy posted:

The anti-mattering field is really gone for all of them now, huh

Took 5 years, but someone finally figured out we needed to reverse the polarity on the drat thing.

It’s like Star Trek taught us nothing for generations, sad.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

2DCAT posted:

Isn't this just a modern day ponzi scheme?

Looks more like a bunch of idiots with money playing chicken with one another.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

https://twitter.com/amil/status/1354238542562652164?s=21

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004



Insurrectionist CHUDs going to full blown federal lockup is like the icing on the erect nipples of the gently caress 2020 cake.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

The anti-mattering field imploded so hard that even the morally disgusting pardons were so half-assed that they might be worthless because they didn't cover all the crimes made in the crime factory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCWxknzIg0o

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLeMKM4ArlA

I keep posting this guy, but he's the only handsome dude with chops who goes over the legal minutia of sedition vs treason, etc.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

MadJackal posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLeMKM4ArlA

I keep posting this guy, but he's the only handsome dude with chops who goes over the legal minutia of sedition vs treason, etc.

Also, I hate that braindead CHUDs have learned that the legal loophole for planning murder is saying something along the lines of "Would be a terrible shame if _____ took a bullet behind her ear while we're peacefully protesting at the Capitol at the least guarded northwest gate, also my sandwich combo today cost $14.88 #WWG1WGA #1776"

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

tacodaemon posted:

time for the "they won't let me on public transit without a mask" primal scream


https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1354185132228431873/pu/vid/540x738/5UUJNfsW_jXABe6C.mp4?tag=10

I wonder what Young Professionals Breaking Down in Public looked like 100 years ago.

Probably less worse since they weren't so radicalized by a constant stream of instantly accessed targeted content laser beamed on their dopamine release.

Like, even if you were a hardcore Communist in 1920s America, you weren't cultivated to have a public meltdown over something as simple as wearing a mask in public during a pandemic.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

How does anyone willingly choose to listen to an endless amount of lovely songs about how great Jesus is and how big and full he is in your mouth.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Do you guys remember when we had those “movies theaters” things?

That memory takes me back.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

It's goddamn freezing in NYC tonight. I blame TRSDIASMP.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Can I please, pretty please, go one day without having to contemplate the mortality and finiteness of everything around me?



I want to adopt a loving kitten, I don't need to know how this little creature is dead before I adopt it.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


The gently caress sort of conspiracy theory is this one about?

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MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Really wish TOREWEWMP had been intubated when he inevitably got sick from COVID. Might have resulted in some of his cult to take COVID seriously.

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