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What would trump have done if he were still prez
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bombed the boat 10 10.53%
told the beautiful boaters to ram the boat 45 47.37%
https://i.imgur.com/BvIBJji.jpg 40 42.11%
Total: 95 votes
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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan
i keep thinking that guy is alex jones

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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

trump will never speak to Biden again

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

god YES!

this has been the most boring 6 hours of my post-escalator life

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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HycoCam posted:

The one constant in every single one of the crazy Trumptard fan videos and QAnon pleas is they all really seem to believe in God.

That had to be one of the weirder things for me as I became an adult--going to church with people that legit believe in some invisible guy in the sky with an alien zombie son. Always thought there was some natural progression from the Tooth Fairy, to the Easter Bunny, to Santa, and then finally :thunk: God. Alwaysthought of religion as just another way to teach moral values to children. Then again religion has always been billed as a means to control the unwashed masses--so there is probably some correlation with brain folds.

Trump was definitely the least religious person to be president, and probably least religious person to ever run for president in my lifetime

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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lumpentroll posted:

you're bad with money. give me 2000 dollars to keep safe for you.

wheres my biden bux

joe dough

kamoolah

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan
with the swearing in of Joe Biden, 57% of the united states presidents have definitely been either full on rapists, or at best committed sexual assault.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

...probably not satire?

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Impkins Patootie posted:

is the H in Bob Hoskins really supposed to be silient?

Bob Hoe-kins?

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan
Qanon fans are basically turning into CSPAM bernie fans after he went out like a bitch.

Very pleased to see how many have already made it to depression or acceptance

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

They were talking about that when Obama was President. How did that not get built or at least mostly built during trumps 4 years of the president can just decide to let it happen. The smart thing to do would have been to rush like crazy to get it done during trumps term cause every oil exec in the country knew it wasn’t garuntee under a democrat (altho I could understand thinking Biden would approve it)

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Cao Ni Ma posted:

The problem was that two oil rich nations started a slap fight and made the pipeline economically not viable, then the virus came out and they would pay you to BUY oil.

So Biden scrapping the project was mostly ceremonial and it would have died a slow death anyway?

Good but ehhh, partial credit for Biden at best

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

Gotta find the right thunk face for this one

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Mayor Dave posted:

This thread is nominally limited to discussions of trump, instead of having chat added

Unfortunately, talking about trump is the only way cspam knows how to chat

Can you please state your post in the form of a trump

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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baw posted:

im basing it on this article



If pence had pulled the trigger on the 25th, publishers would be bashing down his door to offer him a 7 figure book deal to sell to resistance libs

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Agrajag posted:

his constituents voted for him for one reason

he a nazi

A handsome nazi

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

more like BMI Airport

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

how lazy are these loving writers that the new chud queen of congress is from a town called Rifle

i guess they gotta carry over some of the story lines from last season

Shooter's Grille....lol

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan
Hi I'm from Rifle Colorado

I work at Shooter's Grille

my kids go to Machine Gun Jr High.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

Uhhh what? Why isn’t the pillow chud leaning into the rumor that he hosed Jenna Maroney?

She’s definetly out of his league

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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The Ape of Naples posted:

He's married to his Pillow.

That was a 30 rock sub plot

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

"My integrity as a Christian has been damaged" says guy defending the president who hosed a porn star while his 3rd wife was pregnant

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Agrajag posted:

what i find gross is that it is becoming more and more a requirement that you went overseas to kill brown people in order to be elected

like even legless nazi boy pretty much implied that he also wanted to go overseas to kill brown people

if that were true then we'd have enjoyed 8 years of President John McCain.

I guess it does help to win a republican primary though

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Gringostar posted:

this is fake news

he was defending the president who hosed a porn star less than a month after his third wife gave birth to his fifth child

my mistake, please dont sue me for libel

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

I got my 600 trumpbux in like a week

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Bethamphetamine posted:

'Your show is like watching your mother-in-law go over a cliff in your brand new Bentley.'

- Larry King, describing Piers Morgan's show

wtf does that even mean?

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

well if we address this is as a serious post

1. Mar-a-lago is in a blue district so he'd have to carpbetbag his way in
2. Trump would never want to hold an elected office thats part of a legislature because he'd have no power beyond that of a regular member. He probably wanted to be mayor or NYC at one point, and we know he explored running for governor of new york state, never a city council, house or senate seat.
3.Becoming speaker requires soft power and forging alliances with established politicians, which is not what trumps good at. You can't rile up a group of chuds to hoot and holler your way into the speakers chair. That kind of poo poo might win a primary election but thats as far as it will take you.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Zisky posted:

Piers took over for King.

So it's like watching your mother-in-law die, which he likes, and watching her do it in your bentley, which he doesn't like.

thank you

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

why did they make me spend a month in high school studying a book the author couldnt even finish?

they wouldnt make you read the first half of catch in the rye

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Asproigerosis posted:

While trump is the lowest point in america in decades, brexit absolutely blows it out of the park in terms of self own disasters. Letting a bunch of maga conmen get you to leave the economic union amongst all your immediate neighbor nations in which you carved out the most adventageous contract of all nations. Having years to realize this is a real bad idea and just take it back, but steaming full speed ahead anyway.

when people commit to a racism they really commit

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

maybe Rudy was asking for an obscene amount of money cause he knew trump wasnt gonna pay it and he woulda been happy with like $100 plus meal vouchers

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

Even if trump blanket pardoned Manafort for “all the crimes” the Biden DOJ could just wait a couple weeks for him to commit some new ones

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

Give it a few years

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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mrmcd posted:

lol I just remembered the Dems made that rep resign in disgrace for sending nudes to her side piece.

Meanwhile Rs are absolutely gonna close ranks and cover up for members who tried to help a mob of rednecks murder them.

Are you thinking of Katie Hill? She was loving her staffers which is a big no no but probably less bad on the cosmic scale of “encouraged violent mob against the govermenet”

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Shageletic posted:

Marla Maples got Trump to notice her by flashing her tits at him in church

Fake news, trump doesn’t go to church and certainly not before he ran as a Republican

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan
I heard maralago members are quitting cause Donald trump keeps stinking up all the bathrooms

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Nichael posted:

I also want you all to know that I never saw Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald because of my respect for the trans community.


There's no need to thank me for my support, but it'd be polite. :shrug:

way to be a homophone against gay wizards

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Bethamphetamine posted:

The firm, which sold £180,000 of cheese to the EU last year, found that every £25-30 gift box of cheese it sends to consumers on the Continent now needs a veterinary-approved health certificate costing £180.

"I spoke to someone at the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs for advice. They told me setting up a fulfilment centre in the EU where we could pack the boxes was my only solution," co-founder Simon Spurrell told the BBC.

The firm, which had been optimistic about Brexit, is now looking at setting up a hub in France where it would "test the water".
But it has also scrapped plans to build a new £1m warehouse in Macclesfield employing 20-30 people.

"Instead we might end up employing French workers and paying tax to the EU," Mr Spurrell said.

"I left the EU as a UK citizen but now they are suggesting I rejoin my company to the EU, so what was Brexit for?"

EU firms exporting to the UK are currently enjoying a grace period over the imposition of some rules will soon face the same issues.

in all seriousness how long before the UK puts out another referendum to rejoin the EU.....10 years?

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan

if we held the vote tomorrow they'd probably get Mitt Romney, Lisa Murkowski and maybe 2 or 3 other republicans....Ben Sasse? Pat Toomey? who the gently caress knows

The only wildcard would be if McConnell decides he just cant pass up an opportunity to be rid of trump for ever and votes yes, then we're in the 70-75 votes range

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Yams Fan
California Pizza Kitchen is ok, for a chain

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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

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Agrajag posted:

ill never not enjoy the fact that trump can never set foot in nyc ever again and by all accounts he is a nyc creature

he's gonna have to sell trump tower to pay off some of his massive debt

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