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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Shear Modulus posted:

lmao, joe biden is preaident but he fuckin sucks and nobody likes him

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RudeCat
Aug 7, 2012

The rudest cat for the rudest jobs


Shear Modulus posted:

lmao, joe biden is preaident but he fuckin sucks and nobody likes him

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Shear Modulus posted:

lmao, joe biden is preaident but he fuckin sucks and nobody likes him

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/nytimes/status/1487034000900251651

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
i hope willow bites Joe Biden

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




the failing new york times

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1487462154869612550?t=s5YKFO2x3w7qxOpC64jTrw&s=19

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Stevie Lee posted:

i hope willow bites Joe Biden

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
God should have told him to keep his mouth shut

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


You know I would actually be incredibly comforted to know that we were being lead by a secret race of reptiles
because then you could at least understand the inhumanity they show towards humans
they're snake people why should they care

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
"snake people" is just a metaphore for sociopaths who feel no empathy. and we are for sure ruled by those

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Snakes don't have arms or legs they'd be so easy to spot

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Inspector Hound posted:

Snakes don't have arms or legs they'd be so easy to spot

Someone has never played XCOM

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Inspector Hound posted:

Snakes don't have arms or legs they'd be so easy to spot

xcom snakes have boobs

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

You know I would actually be incredibly comforted to know that we were being lead by a secret race of reptiles
because then you could at least understand the inhumanity they show towards humans
they're snake people why should they care

do not lust for the Yuan-Ti Warrior for he will only lead you down a path of ruin.

the Yuan-Ti Malison, however....

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Inspector Hound posted:

Snakes don't have arms or legs they'd be so easy to spot

They're not snakes dumbass they're snake people

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/photowhitehouse/status/1487954945768923138?t=JrrcvG2tI0M1kuRCUX8uSQ&s=19

NO THEY GOT WILLIAM MOON

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Shear Modulus posted:

lmao, joe biden is preaident but he fuckin sucks and nobody likes him

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Susan Orlean has joined the chat

https://twitter.com/susanorlean/status/1487973131226529792?t=0zmfuBXftmDx3pV7Dto_jg&s=19

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

the crown of the sunset lmao

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

i love that picture so much

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/JENFL23/status/1305875540440743943?t=UxUE2p5CbP0KfEH1Dj8DUw&s=19

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

whenever she says something that is colloquially a black way of speaking she smirks and laughs in a way that is super strange.

"this is no time for half steppin." *smile*

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

whenever she says something that is colloquially a black way of speaking she smirks and laughs in a way that is super strange.

"this is no time for half steppin." *smile*

She is a psychopath murderer and slaver op

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


a cop telling me to keep records of my illegal transactions

:ok:

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

William Moon has blessed us all

https://twitter.com/photowhitehouse/status/1488487183526858762?t=oxMiVfaI3TRDQUqROfg3qg&s=19

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


give me my $600

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

give me my $600

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Give me my $2000

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



kamala promised us $2000 a month during the pandemic so give me my $24,600

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin
Would u rather have 24000 USD or Jeff Bezos' decapitated head?

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

Would u rather have 24000 USD or Jeff Bezos' decapitated head?

do I get to actually have the head? or is that part symbolic like I just get to see it happen on TV

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin

500 good dogs posted:

do I get to actually have the head? or is that part symbolic like I just get to see it happen on TV

No you get to have it and do whatever you want with it.

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin
I would take the head and auction it off for millions

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Grandpa Palpatine posted:

Would u rather have 24000 USD or Jeff Bezos' decapitated head?

CEOs are interchangeable, someone else can stuff that suit and sit in that chair at Amazon, keeping the misery machine puttering. I'll take the money

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

Would u rather have 24000 USD or Jeff Bezos' decapitated head?

pretty sure there's at least 24000 USD stuffed in there probably much more so I'll take the head

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

No you get to have it and do whatever you want with it.

i've got just the man for escorting it around

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
I would have lunch with the head.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Fun Shoe

Mr. Lobe posted:

CEOs are interchangeable, someone else can stuff that suit and sit in that chair at Amazon, keeping the misery machine puttering. I'll take the money

he already retired from Amazon. he just does blue origin poo poo now

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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

No you get to have it and do whatever you want with it.

i would take the head and harvest the brainiac nanites inside

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