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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



no coke button, low energy

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


smarxist posted:

that's okay, more folks can disgrace themselves by joining the US military again!
https://twitter.com/people4kam/status/1353409162252718081

Cool, now Charlotte Clymer can re-up in time for our big Venezuela war to pop off

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Mayor Dave posted:

our favorite boy first started to go chippity choppity

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



Looks like they gave Kamala the Bobby Jindal gubernatorial portrait treatment

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


the milk machine posted:

https://twitter.com/DavidBegnaud/status/1353092892735094784

how can this be?? i was told by some very smart goons that DC/PR statehood, student debt relief, and packing the supreme court would be done in the first month??!

looking forward to another two years of the Democrats jerking off and smugly assuming the Republicans will never bounce back from this one before getting annihilated in the midterms by qanon orks

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



guess Jim Bob Duggar's gonna be a real beverly hillbilly now

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Stevie Lee posted:

not that i've been watching much, but why is kamala always in that exact position and pose whenever i see her

is that a cardboard cutout

just waiting casually, as people do

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



i hate both parties in the spirit of true bipartisanship

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Inspector Hound posted:

This is the Biden thread so here's some bullshit about Joe Biden I guess

https://twitter.com/Noahpinion/status/1360664726464720897?s=19

lol that the lib messiah is to the right of Reagan on a bunch of poo poo

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



lol watch him start his new job at the state department monday

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



can't wait to see how many ghoulish biden drawings he has racked up by the next time he tells us to suck it up and vote for the old turd again

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


DoomTrainPhD posted:

Didn't Biden win the popular vote by 7.5 million votes? That should be enough to secure a continued Biden second term regardless of four years of republican strategizing.

who bought robby mook an account

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


mad.radhu posted:

thousands of leftist posters howling and baying for blood

https://twitter.com/seungminkim/status/1366894878689525760?s=20

and here I was worrying that the Biden presidency wouldn't be funny

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


super sweet best pal posted:

See? No harm in trying to push things through. Could've done that with M4A at any time just to see who said no.


Spatula Yarn City!

Does anyone have the old tumblr comic about following your dreams and opening a yarn store if you find working to be so dull? I can't believe some bougie gently caress actually did that. I bet it hemorrhages money.

They're probably operating rent-free out of a commercial space their parents own

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Dolphin posted:

Heaven is crowded folks

Not yet, but soon

Open Biden!

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


seems weird that after four years Trump didn't have some kind of steam powered plane escalator

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


spacemang_spliff posted:

lmao "I have electoral support from Republican voters"

lmao oh god democrats are so fuckin dumb looooool

Maybe they're counting on the republican voters to die, transforming them into solid democrat party supporters

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



but only if they're Saudi royals who bring money

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Tiler Kiwi posted:

people dont give joe enough poo poo for the sheer amount of plastic surgery he's had done

Joe's face might be stretched tighter than a snare drum but it's still like 1/100th of the amount of work that Berlusconi's had done



he's 84

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



lols are infrastructure

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Joe is managing to gently caress up more on the middle east than perennial failson Jared Kushner

lmao

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



good to see we're blazing new trails in cursed content after shirtless Mueller

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


the milk machine posted:

where is my goddamn two thousand dollars

reappropriated to the ice cream fund

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Excelzior posted:

why he's no more racist than his good friend and longstanding senate leadership figure, Strom Thurmond

Strom Thurmond had a black daughter that they clumsily edited into his memorial after he died

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Stevie Lee posted:


joe biden is a circus monkey

the van they unloaded all this poo poo from is just out of frame like in mayo pete's bike photo shoot

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



seems like they should both be riding epstein cycles

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Pobrecito posted:

international oil executive
renowned painter
lover of women

is there anything this guy cant do?

pay child support

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Paranoid Peanut posted:

What's the over under that Biden will serve a 2nd term

more likely than a vice president going on to be elected president

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Some Guy TT posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1431606027087138818

disgraceful right wing media refuses to allow the heroic and manly joe biden to blame crises on trump just because he stopped being president seven months ago

when your measure of mental acuity is "smarter than Pete Doocy"

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Shear Modulus posted:

was he in the senate with LBJ

Biden didn't go into the senate until the early 70s so he was maybe literally the first senator to not get slapped around by jumbo

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


balkin makes me feel good

except not because I'm in the chud zone

lol :rip:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Some Guy TT posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/JoshuaBHoe/status/1496996878860394496

{Joe "Open" Biden} has literally granted more pardons to turkeys than he has to human beings

after the midterm shitstomping his brains will be so mush that he'll pardon Erdogan

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Shear Modulus posted:

Joe biden winning while having one foot in the grave makes hillary look bad, which i can respect

Wait wait, he's destroying America AND making Hillary look bad?

And here I thought the libs weren't accomplishing anything

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


MassTran posted:

I think our president is dying

It'll make a heck of an october surprise for the presidential election year

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Cup Runneth Over posted:

looking forward to impeachment becoming an every 4 years thing

Hell yeah it's gonna own when no president serves a full term due to impeachment/old age, won't have time to get bored with them

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Rutibex posted:

i want a president who is just a litteral baby, or a mummified corpse. we haven't reached full imperial decadence yet

If we ever get the horse we might get Pence back as VP

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


yellowcar posted:

ford was the football jock whose sole purpose was to restore trust and legitimacy to the presidency because tricky dick and the cia almost completely shattered it lol

nothing screams legitimacy quite like having an unelected VP become the president

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