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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


Hey trump

Get hosed

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Smellrose

Strongly concur.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 27, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM


Well now in the spirit of national healing and unity, itís time for Americans to put aside partisan rancor, join hands with one another and say with one, unified voice:

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Hey trump

Get hosed

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

If Godzilla can do it, you know I can deliver!


Pillbug

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Hey trump

Get hosed

gently caress you so much Trump, for attacking the rights of my LGBT friends, for making my wife's life a living hell, for giving me 4 years of anxiety, for riling up your lovely, violent base, for making me dead a possible nuclear exchange. For making me get work visas so I could possibly flee the country to protect my family.

gently caress you. I can't wait to see your family legally reamed.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

There's only one prescription for Nazism and it's 76mm HVAP





Ultra Carp

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Hey trump

Get hosed

rot in hell you old bastard

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007



Grimey Drawer

gently caress yeah, time to check out of politics for the next four years

Looks like brunch is back on the menu, boys

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Johnny Pussy?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlIREcAu0PI

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

If Godzilla can do it, you know I can deliver!


Pillbug

Slim Pickens posted:

gently caress yeah, time to check out of politics for the next four years

Looks like brunch is back on the menu, boys

You can't. We have 2 years to make a difference, and 4 years to prep for a possible GOP attempt at Fascism 2.0.

Take a break. Do some self-care.

Come back ready to fight.

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009




Slim Pickens posted:

Looks like brunch is back on the menu, boys

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.




Sugartime Jones

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Hey trump

Get hosed

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus



i just quoted this 100 times but you cant see it because its too powerful

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16




gently caress you, Hair Fuhrer. May the rest of your life be a miserable living hell.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

Dreams, Amelia - dreams and false alarms

Megamarm

There is going to be so much piss on Trump's grave

SMEGMA_MAIL
May 4, 2018




Odds of a Melania divorce?

stackofflapjacks
Apr 7, 2009

Mmmmm



Hey fucko, you're fired.

Jimmy Smuts
Aug 8, 2000



SMDFTB

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



◊ 𝒫𝓁𝒶𝓉𝓎𝓈𝓉ℯ𝓂ℴ𝓃

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.



SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

Odds of a Melania divorce?

Pretty sure she is letting the Pre-nup determine that timeline.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007



Grimey Drawer

i need a new av now that trump isn't anywhere near a diet coke button, let alone a 'launch nukes' button

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


Just a reminder that trump is not president

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!




Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Just a reminder that trump is not president

Its weird but somehow I'm a lot less pissed off since the inauguration.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus


Steezo posted:

Its weird but somehow I'm a lot less pissed off since the inauguration.

i can drink to enjoy myself now instead of forget

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.


Steezo posted:

Its weird but somehow I'm a lot less pissed off since the inauguration.

I wonder if the all the fitbits/BP trackers will show a statistical dip this week.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003

UH OH GEORGE, LOOKS LIKE I'M A BIG DUMBASS!!!

ASK ME ABOUT COMING IN DEAD LAST IN THE GIP 2016 FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE!!!

I LITERALLY CAME IN BEHIND SOMEBODY THAT DIDN'T UPDATE THEIR ROSTER ONCE!!!!

YOOOOOGE!!!!




Hey, I know its Sunday, and a lot of us are thinking about other things and the beginning of the work week, but I just wanted to reiterate that I would like that orange bloviated gasbag to get hosed. Thank you for your time and consideration in this matter.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Johnny Pussy?




SquirrelyPSU posted:

Hey, I know its Sunday, and a lot of us are thinking about other things and the beginning of the work week, but I just wanted to reiterate that I would like that orange bloviated gasbag to get hosed. Thank you for your time and consideration in this matter.

MonkeyWash
Jan 14, 2005
Donkey Rinse





Go Chiefs and gently caress Trump!

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


gently caress you Don Brady and Tom Trump!

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009


Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Hey trump

Get hosed

im coming back after almost three years just to quote this

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007





StandardVC10 posted:

There is going to be so much piss on Trump's grave

Theyíre going to have to put in plexiglass and sorbent mats when he lies in state.

Hell it might be worth the sex offender registry to do it. *knock knock* ďHi, I just moved next door and Iím legally required to tell you I was convicted of pissing on Trumpís casket at the Capitol.Ē

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

StandardVC10 posted:

There is going to be so much piss on Trump's grave

yea, but why are we talking about things that trump set up pre-mortem?

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this


Only problem with telling him to get hosed is it's going to cost him another 130 grand and I really don't think he has that kind of money now that the banks are cutting him off from loans.

Speaking of money, they should charge 5 bucks to spit on his tombstone, 25 to piss and 50 to defecate on it. We'll balance the national debt in a day.

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life




stackofflapjacks posted:

Hey fucko, you're fired.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003

UH OH GEORGE, LOOKS LIKE I'M A BIG DUMBASS!!!

ASK ME ABOUT COMING IN DEAD LAST IN THE GIP 2016 FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE!!!

I LITERALLY CAME IN BEHIND SOMEBODY THAT DIDN'T UPDATE THEIR ROSTER ONCE!!!!

YOOOOOGE!!!!




https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/29/politics/legal-review-trump-mar-a-lago/index.html

Apparently Trump has an agreement not to permanently reside at Mar-a-Lago as a condition of constructing it in the first place. Stick it to my veins

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007





SquirrelyPSU posted:

https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/29/politics/legal-review-trump-mar-a-lago/index.html

Apparently Trump has an agreement not to permanently reside at Mar-a-Lago as a condition of constructing it in the first place. Stick it to my veins

Yes this 30-year-old agreement with a local government that heís already been violating for the last four years with no consequence will definitely be upheld by Florida courts and enforced by Florida police.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this


Hey wait, we found a case of voter-fraud. He's registered to vote but not at a residential address. I'll let Fetterman be the one to collect that million dollar bounty.

MonkeyFit
May 13, 2009


As Nero Danced posted:

Hey wait, we found a case of voter-fraud. He's registered to vote but not at a residential address. I'll let Fetterman be the one to collect that million dollar bounty.

I like the part where in order to avoid penalties for violating his use agreement, he would have to admit to not living there, which would make him automatically guilty of voter fraud.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


trump is a serial rapist. gently caress him with a knife

Burning Beard
Nov 21, 2008

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone
Bugger dumb the last of academe



gently caress trump and his entire brood. Just sayin'

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003

UH OH GEORGE, LOOKS LIKE I'M A BIG DUMBASS!!!

ASK ME ABOUT COMING IN DEAD LAST IN THE GIP 2016 FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE!!!

I LITERALLY CAME IN BEHIND SOMEBODY THAT DIDN'T UPDATE THEIR ROSTER ONCE!!!!

YOOOOOGE!!!!




Can we just appoint an oversight committee to make a make-believe Elba and then never speak his name in public again?

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


Burning Beard posted:

gently caress trump and his entire brood. Just sayin'

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