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Plant MONSTER. posted:*puts finger to ear-piece* just getting a flash news bulletin update that says golems made out of unorthodox materials are all the rage in various alt timelines watch out for the gun-golem, he has a long range attack!
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fractal golem or golem golem, made up of smaller golems
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Jan 24, 2021 03:55
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Stoner Sloth posted:fractal golem or golem golem, made up of smaller golems in my language we call them "voltron"
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Heather Papps posted:in my language we call them "voltron"
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i was scrolling through netflix and found https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Frankenstein_Chronicles so who ever said frankensteins you were right |
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Jan 25, 2021 20:28
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Clones of Hitler. They've broken out. Of containment. Get to the armoury now, people! |
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Jan 26, 2021 15:27
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Stoner Sloth posted:capitalism Thread says "next breakout" |
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Jan 26, 2021 15:30
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Heather Papps posted:in my language we call them "voltron"  SweetWillyRollbar posted:Thread says "next breakout" dang good point
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Jan 26, 2021 15:31
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It's fungi, OP. Parasites. Spore-men. Bad trips. All of them. |
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Jan 26, 2021 17:33
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Jan 27, 2021 23:07
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a sentient hall of mirrors... but really all it does is reveal that the real monster all along was Man fake edit: Woman, Non-Binary and Others are still cool though
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-The dark -Thunderstorms -People who pee on the toilet seat -An elephant in the room -An 800 pound gorilla -An 800 pound gorilla and an elephant in the room trying to gently caress each other -Me, posting https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jan 28, 2021 05:52
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The near-infinite digital ghosts of video game characters who died because I suck at platformers. |
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Jan 28, 2021 07:29
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Jan 28, 2021 18:49
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what if like egg shells of all the eggs you ever ate came to life and there was these sharp little broken eggs beating on your door wanting to know why you ate their oval |
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Jan 28, 2021 19:21
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i mean yolk, not oval |
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Jan 28, 2021 19:21
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maybe some kind of combination of the old monster mash. like frankenstein's monster spliced w/ a mummy or something. |
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alnilam posted:d&d nerds infiltrating the upper echelon of media companies and trying really hard to make random weird monster manual stuff like Hipogriff into the latest thing but they just won't stick the first piercer movie was indeed horrifying and had some great practical f/x. the sequel was obviously lower budget but was surprisingly well cast and had some genuine moments of horror and hilarity. the third one was, everyone agrees, ruined by zack snyder's ham handed direction. the core issue, however, is that there are only so many conceivable horror stories set in limestone caves where nobody wears a helmet or thinks to look up once their friends start dying. I hear the next trend will be "fast piercers" but not having legs is gonna make that a challenge. |
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Buttchocks posted:anthropomorphized mathematical concepts i feel chuck tingle might have already appropriated this idea rendering them less 'horror' and more 'erotica'
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Manifisto posted:the first piercer movie was indeed horrifying and had some great practical f/x. the sequel was obviously lower budget but was surprisingly well cast and had some genuine moments of horror and hilarity. the third one was, everyone agrees, ruined by zack snyder's ham handed direction. the core issue, however, is that there are only so many conceivable horror stories set in limestone caves where nobody wears a helmet or thinks to look up once their friends start dying. Zach Snyder's signature is adding in a slow motion sex scene to every film he does. I'm basing this off of the two films of his I've seen. |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:They tried this in the 90's hahaha holy poo poo i remember this i liked Brendan Fraser The Mummy tho. Imhotep was a cool villain
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Stoner Sloth posted:i feel chuck tingle might have already appropriated this idea rendering them less 'horror' and more 'erotica' There's older precedent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9sGnvgbCBw |
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Heather Papps posted:self aware weird smells a philosophical fart e: or p-fart
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Stoner Sloth posted:a philosophical fart Make my fart the p-fart, I want to get fart'd up. |
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Finger Prince posted:Make my fart the p-fart, I want to get fart'd up. |
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Stoner Sloth posted:a powerful, sentient butt that uses YOU to poop It is spooky to imagine how a butt would use you to poop. A powerful, sentient butt that pooped you out might be the sequel? Poop Monster 2: Poop Harder?
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Bacon Taco posted:It is spooky to imagine how a butt would use you to poop. i was thinking a range of different ways - we could make the butt a sympathetic monster, it punishes people for crimes (against butts) with poetic justice like a rich fat cat businessman who knowingly sells faulty bowel cancer tests and is told by another character that 'if he were any more full of poo poo he'd explode' has enough poop energy channeled to them by the sentient butt that they do just that! or maybe a guy obsessed with out gaping the goatseman who thinks only of how wide his butt can be stretched and the internet glory he will achieve ends up turning themself inside out and being swallowed by their own butt which then poops them out (while streaming it live)? perhaps a character who cuts their drugs with laxatives to rip people off is given bad enough diarrhea that they are cartoonishly shot around the room like a leaking balloon or one of those weird homophobic dudes who won't wash or wipe their own butt because they think it is gay ends up having their butt taken away (maybe it gets given to someone without a butt who would appreciate it more?) also we need at least one sequel set in orbit with the tagline 'in space, noone can hear you poop!'
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