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old friend
Dec 29, 2019




You're

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Walrus Pete
Apr 16, 2008

Yo ho?



I'm here to find out if my gay

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


your gay
in you hunt

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006

The Degenerate


knew it

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


My're what?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

I fear the man who has hit one dinger ten thousand times.




am I?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


old friend posted:

You're not

FTFY

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

i just want to murder all the tr*nnies, but hey, that's your opinion and i'm fine with that. looks like you've got some growing up to do.

Hmm, okay.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





No you are

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

Great!



Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Out of 27 genders and 257 possible sexual orientations you have to harp on this one.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

I'm not sure if I'm gay. Send me a bunch of dick pics and I'll let you know.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Ain't nothin' gay about proper grammar, sun.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Gosh I'm so happy

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




OP is AWOL so I'll try out my revolutionary new invention: the Gay rod™ (patent pending)



Please wait as I process yor requests.

E: I'd just like to state that this device is still highly experimental and might need some calibration, and if you feel the results don't accurately reflect your sensory level of Gay you should talk to your care provider.

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Jan 21, 2021

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Walrus Pete posted:

I'm here to find out if my gay

1st test


The results indicate a mild level of background Gay, much like enjoying a vanilla ice cream cone.

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Represent!

By popular demand posted:

1st test


The results indicate a mild level of background Gay, much like enjoying a vanilla ice cream cone.

what can i do to prepare myself so i am ready for state fair corndog levels of background gay?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!





Test#2

All right, we are looking at a definite increase in sample size of Gay here.
About the lever of an exhilarating wrestling match, no cause for concern.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Are you sure The Device is properly lubed up and turned on?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!





Test #3

Well congratulations are in order- not only for the high Gay level but also for correctly early detection.

Have you considered joining the exciting field of Homoeismology?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Delta-Wye posted:

what can i do to prepare myself so i am ready for state fair corndog levels of background gay?

While you should always refer to your loving care giver in these matters some common recommendations include joining a gym, eating out a balanced diet and improving your manners.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Colonel Cancer posted:

Are you sure The Device is properly lubed up and turned on?

I see that you have some experience with early detection systems of this size, while the old and cluncky HM-101 does require copious amounts of lubricant this new generation of devices run on nothing more than a drop or so of ordinary room temperature water!
We also managed to reduce the nosie level considerably, im sure you'll love it.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Test #4



Yo're nothing, you can get back to your job.
always the hardest part of the process when you deliver these news.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!





What sort of name I this?
Is this all a big joke to you?! Go away and stop wasting valuable research time.

CountryMatters
Apr 8, 2009

IT KEEPS HAPPENING


drat it, what's my gay done now?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




CountryMatters posted:

drat it, what's my gay done now?

While your arrival had coincided with a sudden Gay spike that overloaded my device I'm not holding you responsible.
My device is a touch oversensitve and will require some hands on maintenance.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

i need to know. i must know.

old friend
Dec 29, 2019




the original post answers the question

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




old friend posted:

the original post answers the question

You can't expect anyone to be satisfied with such an inaccurate and under detailed answer, are you even an accredited scientist?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




OMFG FURRY posted:

i need to know. i must know.

Test #6 (I gave you priority as you seem nervous. And I like the avatar)

How extraordinary, a completely clear result.
I hope you find this result satisfactory.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!





How lovely to see you again, did you come as an escort to one of test subjects?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!





In your case I just flipped a coin: your 'heads'

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!





The OP's location on the sexual spectrum is not the subject of this research.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

By popular demand posted:

Test #6 (I gave you priority as you seem nervous. And I like the avatar)

How extraordinary, a completely clear result.
I hope you find this result satisfactory.

no...No...NO!!!!!!

redm
Feb 20, 2016




Sugartime Jones

uyuoere

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

im gay

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus


gay?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!





Test #69


As expected.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!






Bi actually.

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