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I no longer have control of my body. My soul is in here but my motor functions are controlled by something else. Does anyone have any experience on how to make this go away?
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Jan 21, 2021 09:57
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how did you type this if you are not in control
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Jan 21, 2021 10:01
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wait for it to blood.
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Jan 21, 2021 10:03
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bell jar posted:how did you type this if you are not in control the djinn or whatever is typing it
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Jan 21, 2021 10:05
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Try offering the spirit a sandwich.
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Jan 21, 2021 10:10
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Get your JO crystal and start jacking off. The evil spirit will be trapped in it. Warning!!! If you use that crystal again the spirit will emerge and will be real pissed and cummy
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Jan 21, 2021 10:16
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have you tried smacking the spirit in the nose with a rolled up newspaper?
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Jan 21, 2021 10:23
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sprint directly and suddenly into traffic during a weak moment to startle the ghost out of you
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Jan 21, 2021 10:40
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It's just Jesus trying to steal your high bro
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Jan 21, 2021 10:46
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discount cathouse posted:the djinn or whatever is typing it Account sharing is not allowed 
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Jan 21, 2021 11:22
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sounds like you got a case of the covids, op
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Jan 21, 2021 11:43
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try pooping, op
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Jan 21, 2021 12:08
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I get like this sometimes when I'm drinking. A week will go by, and my mouth is asking "wait, why am I doing this", while my hands just keep pouring shots, and downing them. Demons OP.
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Jan 21, 2021 13:18
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discount cathouse posted:the djinn or whatever is typing it wait, is djinn being controlled by another spirit?
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Jan 21, 2021 14:28
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always listen to your daimonion
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Jan 21, 2021 15:13
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Does this spirit make you masturbate, op? If so, it's evil
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Jan 21, 2021 15:32
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Those times that you thought you were posting alone? There was only one set of greaseprints on the keyboard because I was eating your pizza rolls for you, my child.
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Jan 21, 2021 15:40
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Could just be a friendly ghost. Get yourself a spirit board and do an ollie
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Jan 21, 2021 16:14
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spirits are stored in the balls
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Jan 21, 2021 16:16
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So hit them with that ouija board till the ectoplasm emerges
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Jan 21, 2021 16:19
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The ouija board really isn't worth it. It ends the safe investigation period early and costs sanity if the ghost answers (unless it's a demon, of course).
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Jan 21, 2021 16:32
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discount cathouse posted:the djinn or whatever is typing it tell the djinn to lurk more
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Jan 21, 2021 16:41
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Cut off your limbs and show that phantom spirit what for.
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Jan 21, 2021 16:54
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You should have at least had the spirit suck your soul out through your dick.
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Jan 21, 2021 17:08
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You need to find someone to suck the ghost directly out of your rear end in a top hat. Wait a minute it's the ghost making the thread. Hey ghost are you stuck in there or what? I wouldn't wanna be in a goon either tbh
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Jan 21, 2021 17:08
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Sorry OP, but you’re actually being steered by a remote controlled butt plug.
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Jan 21, 2021 17:13
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Have you shown the spirit goatse yet
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Jan 21, 2021 17:33
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If the spirit makes you jerk off is he gay? Are you? 
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Jan 21, 2021 17:45
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Nothing gay about jerking off another man imo
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Jan 21, 2021 17:54
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Who What Now posted:The ouija board really isn't worth it. It ends the safe investigation period early and costs sanity if the ghost answers (unless it's a demon, of course). Demons aren't really ghosts, if your ghostbuster starts blurting this bullshit out I suggest you find yourself a different service. Pouring salts and leaving crucifixes won't do poo poo either, most ghosts aren't even baptized.
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Jan 21, 2021 18:13
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Mooey Cow posted:Nothing gay about jerking off another man imo Jerking off another man is like the least gay thing you can do
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Jan 21, 2021 19:50
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You have to eat the keyboard goop to make it go away. All of it. And fill one (1) poop sock.
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Jan 21, 2021 19:52
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dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flWuvkNWuS4
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Jan 21, 2021 19:53
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On a more serious note, OP: You could be experiencing depersonalization-derealization disorder. I'm not a professional, but you might want to read more about it. Good luck, and be well. 
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Jan 21, 2021 20:07
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ketamine is an anaesthetic, not a spirit, dumbass
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Jan 21, 2021 20:12
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“Jesus, give back the wheel!”
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Jan 21, 2021 20:12
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You don't even have the drivers permit, Jesus! What was the last thing you drove, an rear end?!
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Jan 21, 2021 20:15
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You need to get a carbon monoxide detector, OP
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Jan 21, 2021 20:20
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Take a small dose of peyote and travel right to the border of the spirit realm. When they're looking at it all pining and homesick push them over the border and run like hell
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Jan 21, 2021 20:25
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Remove this disease from my body SA admins
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