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discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009


I no longer have control of my body. My soul is in here but my motor functions are controlled by something else. Does anyone have any experience on how to make this go away?

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bell jar
Feb 25, 2009



how did you type this if you are not in control

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007


wait for it to blood.

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009


bell jar posted:

how did you type this if you are not in control

the djinn or whatever is typing it

Mega64
May 23, 2008





Try offering the spirit a sandwich.

CountryMatters
Apr 8, 2009

IT KEEPS HAPPENING


Get your JO crystal and start jacking off. The evil spirit will be trapped in it.

Warning!!! If you use that crystal again the spirit will emerge and will be real pissed and cummy

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007


have you tried smacking the spirit in the nose with a rolled up newspaper?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



sprint directly and suddenly into traffic during a weak moment to startle the ghost out of you

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

It's just Jesus trying to steal your high bro

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

discount cathouse posted:

the djinn or whatever is typing it

Account sharing is not allowed

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

sounds like you got a case of the covids, op

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020



try pooping, op

Scald
May 5, 2008

And I'm her Pimp


I get like this sometimes when I'm drinking. A week will go by, and my mouth is asking "wait, why am I doing this", while my hands just keep pouring shots, and downing them.

Demons OP.

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013






discount cathouse posted:

the djinn or whatever is typing it

wait, is djinn being controlled by another spirit?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

Official Forums Path of Exile Expert


always listen to your daimonion

Big Scary Owl
Oct 1, 2014

Too scary



Does this spirit make you masturbate, op? If so, it's evil

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Those times that you thought you were posting alone? There was only one set of greaseprints on the keyboard because I was eating your pizza rolls for you, my child.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Could just be a friendly ghost. Get yourself a spirit board and do an ollie

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010






Salad Prong

spirits are stored in the balls

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

So hit them with that ouija board till the ectoplasm emerges

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


The ouija board really isn't worth it. It ends the safe investigation period early and costs sanity if the ghost answers (unless it's a demon, of course).

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003










discount cathouse posted:

the djinn or whatever is typing it

tell the djinn to lurk more

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

"The A+ TCC poster
you did nazi coming."





Cut off your limbs and show that phantom spirit what for.

Beard Dandruff
May 10, 2017



You should have at least had the spirit suck your soul out through your dick.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

You need to find someone to suck the ghost directly out of your rear end in a top hat.



Wait a minute it's the ghost making the thread. Hey ghost are you stuck in there or what? I wouldn't wanna be in a goon either tbh

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.




Sorry OP, but you’re actually being steered by a remote controlled butt plug.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011







Have you shown the spirit goatse yet

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







If the spirit makes you jerk off is he gay? Are you?

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Nothing gay about jerking off another man imo

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Who What Now posted:

The ouija board really isn't worth it. It ends the safe investigation period early and costs sanity if the ghost answers (unless it's a demon, of course).

Demons aren't really ghosts, if your ghostbuster starts blurting this bullshit out I suggest you find yourself a different service. Pouring salts and leaving crucifixes won't do poo poo either, most ghosts aren't even baptized.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.




Mooey Cow posted:

Nothing gay about jerking off another man imo

Jerking off another man is like the least gay thing you can do

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



Dinosaur Gum

You have to eat the keyboard goop to make it go away.

All of it.

And fill one (1) poop sock.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008



dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flWuvkNWuS4

spooky ghost
Feb 11, 2020



On a more serious note, OP:
You could be experiencing depersonalization-derealization disorder.

I'm not a professional, but you might want to read more about it.
Good luck, and be well.

Infinite Karma
Oct 23, 2004
Good as dead







ketamine is an anaesthetic, not a spirit, dumbass

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


“Jesus, give back the wheel!”

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

You don't even have the drivers permit, Jesus! What was the last thing you drove, an rear end?!

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

You need to get a carbon monoxide detector, OP

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Take a small dose of peyote and travel right to the border of the spirit realm. When they're looking at it all pining and homesick push them over the border and run like hell

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat




Remove this disease from my body SA admins

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