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I loving love Doritos-chomping villains and I will not be shamed!
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When does Archie bareknuckle box a mothman
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Mar 14, 2021 10:24
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Disappointing lack of Doritos this week tbh, you can’t just give us a taste of something so spectacular and then chuck it. Also that key party resulted in less sex than a high school dnd club, weak sauce!
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Mar 21, 2021 15:28
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Ever seen a mothman ... on jingle jangle?
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Mar 27, 2021 16:12
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List of things Archie has hit hard: Reggie Hiram Uncle Frank Mad Dog Ghoulies A bear A whole prison break Uzbekistan (tbc) Tostitos scoops I cannot wait to update this list
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Apr 8, 2021 07:15
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Shoehead posted:Archie has also hit "it" pretty hard too 
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Apr 8, 2021 16:59
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I love mobsters who order hits on shoe-shine men but also just pack up and leave town when a young punk with a gun mows down a few goons
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Aug 20, 2021 06:38
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This episode was everything I enjoy about this show, but they cut out the raddest part of that Jesus Christ Superstar song where Judas interjects. A wasted opportunity to have Hiram Lodge burst through the door of the church with vocal chords blazing if you ask me!
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Aug 28, 2021 08:57
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Roach Warehouse posted:“My name is Toots Sweet” New thread title please
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Sep 10, 2021 10:10
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You are overthinking Riverdale, the show in which Archie fought a bear and singing diners are somehow a good investment opportunity
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Sep 11, 2021 09:30
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Taser. Balls. Heart. Attack!
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Sep 25, 2021 15:06
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As someone who enjoys musicals, i thought these songs were pretty terrible, but this episode did bless us with Take a swelligrino for the road
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Oct 2, 2021 10:53
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This fuckin show “we gotta get rid of Hiram!“ „i know! let’s use the irrefutable proof he‘s a murderer to...set him loose!“
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Oct 7, 2021 16:22
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Magic Mango posted:I want Jug to look exactly like his forefather next season and for no-one to comment on it. And Archie can wear that Indiana Jones outfit too... „This jingle jangle belongs in a museum!“ he says, punching his way out of a pit full of snakes (serpents!) Edit: no i‘m not drinking...you’re drinking!
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Oct 8, 2021 19:04
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119 panckes?! And pie later?! drat son slow yer roll
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Nov 18, 2021 22:02
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That opening was gold! “i feel kind of bad for murdering a kid right in front of his mother during a street brawl—i was only trying to maim him, lol”
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Nov 24, 2021 16:57
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UnknownMercenary posted:This week's episode was better than last week's. Do we know when Sabrina is going to show up? I'm assuming it's at the end of this Rivervale arc. Except ... why is everyone such an idiot about signing documents. Oops, sold mah soul again!
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Dec 2, 2021 14:48
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The crossover was a bit of a wet fart, but the plot of Abigail/Cheryl being a hawt & saucy witch through the ages was great! Also, the town's historical incest is quite out of hand.
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Dec 8, 2021 16:30
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When Ronnie grounded the Reggies, the “no fair” that immediately followed was so perfect, made the whole Rivervale arc worth it
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Dec 16, 2021 18:17
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In this episode, Archie punches... a house! What will he punch next? I really hope it’s a dinosaur
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Mar 23, 2022 07:03
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Booooooooring, he's already punched that bear! I wanna see Archie punch stuff he's never punched before, like a stick of dynamite or a robot cop.
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Mar 23, 2022 17:10
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“Bingo, kill!” is my new favorite
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Mar 29, 2022 20:29
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Glad to see Archie filling that Dorito crunchin void of a Hiram-less Riverdale
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Apr 2, 2022 20:47
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scourgeofthe7bees posted:Booooooooring, he's already punched that bear! I wanna see Archie punch stuff he's never punched before, like a stick of dynamite or a robot cop. He punched a truck! Keep punchin, Archie! What if he punches so hard it tears a hole in the plot????!!!? scourgeofthe7bees fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Apr 5, 2022 |
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pressedbunny posted:"Stoke the fires and heat the ovens, Brittania; we're preparing arsenic-laced scones." Hahahaha it is so much worse when reading it—so props to that actor. Remember in season one how Cheryl knew what wherefore meant and now the writers huffed too many of their own farts and she actually did a “whyfore” this episode ahahaha i love this terrible show Edit: ffffffuuuuuuuuuck i just cracked open a dictionary and discovered whyfor is actually a synonym for wherefore, haha who’d a thunk It’s me, i’m the fart huffer scourgeofthe7bees fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Apr 13, 2022 |
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Apr 12, 2022 20:05
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I wonder if „it‘s like Powell‘s in Seattle“ was an honest mistake or a mega troll on the pride of Portland
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May 10, 2022 20:46
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Forged in the flames! Archie is READY 2 PUNCH!
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May 17, 2022 13:49
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The product placements on this show are so hilarious, “drinks are on me Uncle Frank, here’s my chime card.” I don’t know why, but i will still be snickering about this on my deathbed Also I am ready (and praying) for full-tilt Bad Betty
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May 24, 2022 06:49
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How you gonna shoot TBK and not even show us who it was, wtf Betty‘s song was pretty good, Kevin‘s were kinda meh
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Jun 16, 2022 07:21
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Roach Warehouse posted:We saw him a few months ago didn’t we? It was some incredibly forgettable guy. Was that the chainsaw truck scene? This whole show is a fever dream haha it truly is the greatest
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Jun 16, 2022 13:29
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Archie singlehandedly slingin railroad ties was the scene of the week for me, but it's a close second for Jughead's ill-advised mystery burger.
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Jun 30, 2022 14:57
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Embrace the cuckoobananas nature of it! Yessssssss
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Jul 12, 2022 07:32
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I love adult baby anthony being built up as Percival’s big scary rival only for Percival to skeedaddle from the casino rumble, and we shall probably never speak of this again
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Jul 26, 2022 06:38
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i don't always love the musical numbers, but that one was dope. If anyone disagrees, Archie will punch
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Mar 3, 2023 19:07
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50s Veronica is killin it so far, haha
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Mar 30, 2023 21:10
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That sound effect when Archie got poisoned was loving brilliant television 10/10 i love this show so much
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May 1, 2023 19:18
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The boys crowded around the tv at pop‘s going gaga over all the girls in the beauty pageant was so perfect. I‘m gonna miss this ridiculous show!
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There is no core plot to Archie comics—it’s a series of vignettes that don’t connect to each other and as such, this adaptation is some kinda trolly genius. Horndog Archie making a public play for a married teacher and bombing hard was so good
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