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Oct 22, 2002



lol so Betty is basically Clarice Starling now?

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Oct 22, 2002



Remember that time a bunch of nuns were involved in a drug ring and got kids into drugs by getting them to play D&D?

Those were the early days, before the show became as insane as it is now.

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Oct 22, 2002



Toni "Tazerballs" Topaz

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Oct 22, 2002



Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Riverdale having a mortician but no doctors would honestly be very on brand for the town.

Archie opens a new clinic and serves as the town's only doctor, because he just had so much free time in between mining, teaching, fighting fires and bounty hunting.

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Oct 22, 2002



That certainly was an episode of the television series Riverdale. Betty and Alice absolutely ruled this episode. Archie was an idiot as always (gee, do I stay in this luxurious apartment or do I make my girlfriend come and live with me and my friends that have literally no concept of boundaries?). Also yay Fangs and Toni!

I kinda want to see Next to Normal now though.

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Oct 22, 2002



loving hell that was gloriously stupid

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Oct 22, 2002



Please change the thread title to "🎵 Archie makes poor life choices 🎵"

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Oct 22, 2002



Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Remember that time she just straight up murdered the man she was having an affair with?

I don't know how to change thread tittles! Otherwise I would because that's basically the core theme of the show

I think you have to ask a mod

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Oct 22, 2002



Alright enough with the hillbilly alien serial killer plot and Archie suffering PTSD from the first world war, which happened in 2020, we need to go to a parallel universe based on Midsommar/The Wicker Man, where magic is real. I'm in.

Riverdale Season Six: Here Lies Archie. He Made Poor Life Choices.

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Oct 22, 2002



Riverdale: Archie is invincible and makes poor life choices

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Oct 22, 2002



Okay so time travel and angels now. Makes sense.

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Oct 22, 2002



This show jumps the shark multiple times per episode and I love it.

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Oct 22, 2002



Someone in CineD brought up the time where Archie comics had a crossover with Predator. I feel like that's not quite as silly as the current season, but I do really want to see KJ Apa punch a Predator. And a Xenomorph. And a Terminator.

Maybe not Robocop though.

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Oct 22, 2002



Happitoo posted:

LAME!

Although the one dude on twitter was right that it should end with a full on alien invasion and Archie boxing his way through it.

Aliens and also Predators, please.

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Oct 22, 2002



Had a good lol during the latest episode:

Tabitha, during a conversation with a ghost: "this is all starting to make sense!"

Cheryl, bewildered: "is it?!"

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Oct 22, 2002



Well that was gloriously stupid! Slightly disappointed that Archie didn't punch the comet, but I did enjoy him wailing on a forcefield with a spiky mace for no reason. And the world was ultimately saved through the power of women having sex and kissing each other!

They had better fight Predator in the final season.

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Oct 22, 2002



cant cook creole bream posted:

Writing romantic musical fanfiction about your friends and making them perform it is quite a move. Kevin is weird.

Erotic Friendfiction

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Oct 22, 2002



Okay so I didn't expect Archie and Reggie to double-team a hooker but there you go. That is a thing that happened in Riverdale, the show where people literally fought Satan.

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