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i haven't seen my binkie since the AM. perhaps it has been in arm's reach all along, i wouldn't know, my sense are elsewhere, constantly honed for the next assault. a small change in the wind. from behind. but my small meager body and underdeveloped sensory nervous system are no match. I am heaved forward with a gentle push of the heel of a grown up man's hand. I see myself topple forward. time slows. precocious circuitry along my spine, forced into rapid maturity, sparks to life in a cacophony of reflex. my right knee pounces forward. stamping down i catch my balance, slowly returning to a standing posture. i can't wait until daycare is over and i can go home and sit down |
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desperate to finally find out what happens to the itsy bitsy spider but I keep getting interrupted by a grown man hassling me
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Jan 21, 2021 19:08
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The daycare industrial complex strikes again  E: oops i read that as 'General dynamics opens a daycare'
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Jan 21, 2021 19:13
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each baby receives a tiny hockey stick |
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Jan 21, 2021 19:35
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:The daycare industrial complex strikes again dispensing juice boxes from an 8 barrel rotating launcher at 4,000 boxes per minute |
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Jan 21, 2021 21:31
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if the kids are fussy before naptime a "hard reset" is employed
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Jan 21, 2021 21:49
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i keep kicking the baby but he won't fall over 
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Jan 21, 2021 23:12
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distracting everyone from the questionable applications of my daycare by forcing all the babies to dance
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Jan 22, 2021 02:45
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hmm, it's movie time I'll just go with my favorite standby: that killer robot episode of Black Mirror where the killer robots look exactly like Boston Dynamics brand dog robots the kids love it ---------------- |
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Jan 22, 2021 13:17
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FutonForensic posted:distracting everyone from the questionable applications of my daycare by forcing all the babies to dance
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he’s gotten so stable but why does he sleep standing up
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