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nut


i haven't seen my binkie since the AM. perhaps it has been in arm's reach all along, i wouldn't know, my sense are elsewhere, constantly honed for the next assault.

a small change in the wind. from behind.

but my small meager body and underdeveloped sensory nervous system are no match. I am heaved forward with a gentle push of the heel of a grown up man's hand. I see myself topple forward. time slows.

precocious circuitry along my spine, forced into rapid maturity, sparks to life in a cacophony of reflex. my right knee pounces forward. stamping down i catch my balance, slowly returning to a standing posture.

i can't wait until daycare is over and i can go home and sit down

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nut


desperate to finally find out what happens to the itsy bitsy spider but I keep getting interrupted by a grown man hassling me


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




The daycare industrial complex strikes again

E: oops i read that as 'General dynamics opens a daycare'




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


each baby receives a tiny hockey stick

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

The daycare industrial complex strikes again

E: oops i read that as 'General dynamics opens a daycare'

dispensing juice boxes from an 8 barrel rotating launcher at 4,000 boxes per minute

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






if the kids are fussy before naptime a "hard reset" is employed

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sk

(ヤイケス!)




i keep kicking the baby but he won't fall over

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FutonForensic



distracting everyone from the questionable applications of my daycare by forcing all the babies to dance


by Khanstant

Filthy Hans





hmm, it's movie time

I'll just go with my favorite standby: that killer robot episode of Black Mirror where the killer robots look exactly like Boston Dynamics brand dog robots

the kids love it

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nut


FutonForensic posted:

distracting everyone from the questionable applications of my daycare by forcing all the babies to dance


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nut


hes gotten so stable but why does he sleep standing up


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