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i dunno now. he didn't acknowledge that i got him that stupid AV. even unshrunk. DST appreciation needle is leaning towards  jk, i don't care. I love all of you, even the lovely people. e- bad snipe.
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blight rhino posted:i dunno now. Friend this is a Derpies thread do you think their are rules or conventions? Just post
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Jan 27, 2021 06:03
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blight rhino posted:i dunno now. Sorry man, it was much appreciated! I do remember you giving it me in a thread a while back.
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Jan 27, 2021 06:29
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Sorry man, it was much appreciated! I do remember you giving it me in a thread a while back. Just a reminder to appreciate our tiny crab man poster
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Feb 4, 2021 20:15
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:You play Ghost of Tsushima? It scratches that itch. Ghost of Tsushima is closer to the Arkham games that From Software, IMO
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Feb 4, 2021 20:16
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Who What Now posted:Ghost of Tsushima is closer to the Arkham games that From Software, IMO I meant the itch for fast-paced ninja action! BAGS FLY AT NOON fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Feb 4, 2021 |
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Feb 4, 2021 21:40
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I meant the itch for past-paced ninja action! I for one am on keto but miss the pasta paced ninja action
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Feb 4, 2021 22:06
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Derpies posted:I for one am on keto but miss the pasta paced ninja action The game had a limited edition tie-in with PastaBrgR where you whip your enemies with wet noodles.
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Feb 4, 2021 22:14
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:The game had a limited edition tie-in with PastaBrgR where you whip your enemies with wet noodles. Can I get an al dente mod?
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Feb 4, 2021 22:24
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:The game had a limited edition tie-in with PastaBrgR where you whip your enemies with wet noodles. In 2006 I was getting high in the woods when I saw a pure white deer. I followed the deer and as I did I heard a humming in my head, as if my mind had struck a delicate bell. A delicate, but dark bell that shook fear through my heart. The white deer stepped into a clearing and knelt upon a hill by a ripply creek and looked right at me. In that moment the reverberations ceased and I knew I was in the presence of stranger energies. I was at once filled with breathless delight as the deer sang in a voice, clear and melodic as the stream, "dark. souls. tantrum. dommed. me? No. Bitch." As salty pearls of not cum ran down my face the deer stood and then reared back on its dazzling haunches exposing to me her belly. A face, a terrible face, was pushing through the skin and fur, it was terrible and bared its teeth at me. It was french stewart. The gong struck again in my head, slamming my rear end into the ground and rooting me to the spot. The deer approached and the thunderous quaking in my head grew into a cacophony too terrible to withstand. I closed my eyes and turned away. In the seconds before my consciousness fled in terror, a whip crack sliced through the air. It was darksoulstantrum! French stewart snarled and spit, his rage washed over the clearing and the sky let loose a deluge of burning water. Another crack from darksoulstantrum's whip split the clouds and a spear of sunlight blinded french stewart, boiling his eyes and sending them streaming down his cheeks. It was not cum either, it was his eyeball goo. The white deer dropped to the grass and fled hastily into the verdant hollow beyond the clearing. I turned to thank dst, but he had already gone. He had dommed the french deer once again, no need to stick around for accolades; this is his way. Thank you, darksoulstantrum. I will never forget that day.
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Feb 4, 2021 22:58
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Waterbed Wendy posted:In 2006 I was getting high in the woods when I saw a pure white deer. I followed the deer and as I did I heard a humming in my head, as if my mind had struck a delicate bell. A delicate, but dark bell that shook fear through my heart. The white deer stepped into a clearing and knelt upon a hill by a ripply creek and looked right at me. In that moment the reverberations ceased and I knew I was in the presence of stranger energies. I was at once filled with breathless delight as the deer sang in a voice, clear and melodic as the stream, "dark. souls. tantrum. dommed. me? No. Bitch." DST Greek Pantheon origin story.
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Feb 4, 2021 23:42
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Waterbed Wendy posted:In 2006 I was getting high in the woods when I saw a pure white deer. I followed the deer and as I did I heard a humming in my head, as if my mind had struck a delicate bell. A delicate, but dark bell that shook fear through my heart. The white deer stepped into a clearing and knelt upon a hill by a ripply creek and looked right at me. In that moment the reverberations ceased and I knew I was in the presence of stranger energies. I was at once filled with breathless delight as the deer sang in a voice, clear and melodic as the stream, "dark. souls. tantrum. dommed. me? No. Bitch." For me, it was Tuesday.
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Feb 5, 2021 00:50
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:For me, it was Tuesday. DST ends all conversations with mortals with a catty "Cya next Tuesday!"
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Feb 5, 2021 02:28
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Sucked off by Jacques Pepin and his slurp-prone wet mouth
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Feb 5, 2021 04:13
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Feb 5, 2021 05:21
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I get a kick out of learning the fact that I lived like a block away from that dude for a few years in college via the Connecticut/Gilmore Girls thread.
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Feb 7, 2021 16:03
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I get a kick out of learning the fact that I lived like a block away from that dude for a few years in college via the Connecticut/Gilmore Girls thread. I’m always surprised how many local goons pop up in threads where it comes up. It’s cool how many of the same haunts we’ve frequented.
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Feb 7, 2021 23:05
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When poo poo is normal again we have to drag a bunch of goons to the worst thing possible. A UConn football game
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Feb 7, 2021 23:22
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Ugly In The Morning posted:When poo poo is normal again we have to drag a bunch of goons to the worst thing possible. A UConn football game Lmao hell yeah. I’ve been to maybe 4 or 5 UConn games ever and every single one was on like the coldest day of the year. The hotdogs are pretty good though.
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Feb 7, 2021 23:50
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I'd like to also nominate DST to be GBSs poet laureate
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Feb 8, 2021 00:39
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Lmao hell yeah. I’ve been to maybe 4 or 5 UConn games ever and every single one was on like the coldest day of the year. I went to one once where the line for the bathroom was insane, not because people had to actually use the bathroom but because there was a heater in there.
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Feb 8, 2021 13:49
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DST is such a good guy he would cook us all a shrimp platter despite being desperately allergic to shrimp.
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Feb 9, 2021 23:48
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Derpies posted:DST is such a good guy he would cook us all a shrimp platter despite being desperately allergic to shrimp. Well, once anyway.
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Feb 10, 2021 14:40
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Hey Dark Souls, it’s good to see you getting the attention you deserve Oh wait, no it’s not 
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Feb 10, 2021 19:15
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N. Senada posted:Hey Dark Souls, it’s good to see you getting the attention you deserve You SON OF A GUN!!! I was gonna let you have the last word too, but not anymore.
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Feb 10, 2021 20:36
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Feb 11, 2021 00:00
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blight rhino posted:i dunno now. I keep thinking about this and it bothers me. I’m pretty sure I did acknowledge and thank you in the original thread where you gave me the av, but if I didn’t I sincerely apologize!
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I keep thinking about this and it bothers me. I’m pretty sure I did acknowledge and thank you in the original thread where you gave me the av, but if I didn’t I sincerely apologize! dont be so humble
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