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https://twitter.com/SWTweets/status/1359212585749368832 "Yes, we'll get to taking over the galaxy in a minute. But first... Daddy needs his magic water, gently caress off Vader."
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nine-gear crow posted:https://twitter.com/SWTweets/status/1359212585749368832 No wonder Sheev took over the Republic, he has access to Michael Jordan's Secret Stuff!
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I thought the baby yoda blood stuff was in reference to the old video game/ comic book stuff about Dark Troopers being cyborgified clones with force powers. Which was always just a way to cram in tougher enemies.
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Speleothing posted:I thought the baby yoda blood stuff was in reference to the old video game/ comic book stuff about Dark Troopers being cyborgified clones with force powers. Which was always just a way to cram in tougher enemies. Yeah that's what I got out of the mandalorian. Those dark troopers were hilariously kitchy though. Like evil go-bots.
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Speleothing posted:I thought the baby yoda blood stuff was in reference to the old video game/ comic book stuff about Dark Troopers being cyborgified clones with force powers. Which was always just a way to cram in tougher enemies. Not only are you thinking of the Dark Forces series, but you're smashing MULTIPLE GAMES of the series together. The Dark Troopers from the original Dark Forces were cyborg Stormtroopers initially who were then replaced by or intended to be replaced by the droids seen in Mando Season 2. In Dark Forces III: Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast, there's an mini-boss enemy type that shows up every now and then called the Reborn and they're people who were artificially given Force powers by the bad guy and then handed a lightsaber with zero training and sent out to make life hell for Kyle Katarn.
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Too bad we never got Dark Forces IV: Jedi Knight III: Jedi Outcast II: Gungan Style
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Saul Kain posted:Too bad we never got Dark Forces IV: Jedi Knight III: Jedi Outcast II: Gungan Style That's Jedi Academy. Dark Forces IV: Jedi Knight III: Jedi Outcast II: Jedi Academy
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nine-gear crow posted:That's Jedi Academy. Dark Forces IV: Jedi Knight III: Jedi Outcast II: Jedi Academy Oh yeah, I forgot about that one.
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This is why palpatine wanted to exterminate the jedi to begin with.
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I feel like, considering the narrative fuckery, the Palpatine plan requires literal post-it notes around key milestones to explain the goofy poo poo.
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Post-it notes on top of Post-it notes.
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Archer666 posted:Also I think we forgot that one time that Sheev went to a random backwater planet to randomly impregnate a random slave using Sheev magic. this is how anakin was born, btw. this is disney canon. anakin skywalker was willed into existence by palpatine using the power of the force. lol.
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Taintrunner posted:this is how anakin was born, btw. this is disney canon. anakin skywalker was willed into existence by palpatine using the power of the force. lol. Describing that as "disney canon," is kind of interesting phrasing
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Sheev fucks, just sometimes it’s using the dark side of the Force to have midichlorians to do his bidding rather than his dong.
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Taintrunner posted:this is how anakin was born, btw. this is disney canon. anakin skywalker was willed into existence by palpatine using the power of the force. lol. Man, now we're going to do a total rewrite of the first part of Palpatine's entire plan.
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Maybe she got pregnant and THEN sold into slavery
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IIRC, her backstory was that she and her parents got captured by pirates and she got sold into slavery?
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nine-gear crow posted:https://twitter.com/SWTweets/status/1359212585749368832 You gotta stay properly hydrated during a good fuckin session
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fartknocker posted:Sheev fucks, just sometimes it’s using the dark side of the Force to have midichlorians to do his bidding rather than his dong. Once you reach a certain age, you sometimes got to improvise y'know? Some take viagra, some use devil space magic
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so how does Sheev's other grandchild, the Jedi Prince Ken, fit into all of this
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Cease to Hope posted:so how does Sheev's other grandchild, the Jedi Prince Ken, fit into all of this Marrying Jedi Barbie
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Sheev looks like a Red Lectoid from the 8th dimension
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This thread may be a little dusty now but I just wanted to say that Palpatines entire scheme was completely air tight writing and that it completely checks out.
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Archer666 posted:Oh Sheev!
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