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Halloween Liker posted:I'd like to ask if OP has even met the moon Halloween Liker posted:If you had ever indulged in 69 with the moon you would have already known that Your blatant lies have incurred the wrath of the moon. Each night the moon will seem to grow larger when you view it. Eventually it will never leave your field of vision and will encompass all you see, even in the daytime. The psych techs at the insane asylum will restrain and sedate you, but not before you tear one of your own eyes out. You spend the rest of your days locked up and muttering the phrase "I'm not over the moon"
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moon will always watch out for you
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Jan 22, 2021 21:25
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is everyone getting drunk/high earlier than normal for a friday
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Jan 22, 2021 21:28
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i'm considering maintaining a solid drunkness over the entire weekend
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Jan 22, 2021 21:29
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SniperWoreConverse posted:i'm considering maintaining a solid drunkness over the entire weekend if you dont do it you are a coward
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Jan 22, 2021 21:31
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i have a 7 gallon barrel full of booze
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Jan 22, 2021 21:31
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Thats a lot
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Jan 22, 2021 21:33
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az9nFrnCK60 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBDZtt0vWD8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-HCfDnBkgI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av5Jb52yFBo
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Jan 22, 2021 21:34
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not really, but i attibute all success in boozemaking to the moon
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Jan 22, 2021 21:35
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i can't remember the last time i didn't have alcohol in my veins anyway, regarding the moon, i would like to go there and jump around in the low gravity. or drive one of those moon rovers and do sick launches, that seems like it would be fun. also i would make an imprint of my rear end on the moon dust otherwise the moon seems fairly dull
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Jan 22, 2021 21:35
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i would plant a tree on the moon
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Jan 22, 2021 21:39
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Zippy the Bummer posted:i can't remember the last time i didn't have alcohol in my veins ... The moon is the coolest place. It's like going to cosmic bowling on your birthday and the waitress flashes you and you get free cake but it's all happening on the freaking moon
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Jan 22, 2021 21:40
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I'd get a grey cloak with a hood and live on there but keep up the myth that its uninhabited
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Jan 22, 2021 21:41
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The moon watches all your posts on the internet, and laughs.
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Jan 22, 2021 21:49
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The moon is a freeloading piece of poo poo. Why the gently caress are you hogging our orbit, moon? Go orbit the sun by yourself you creepy bitch. No one wants you. loving loser.
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Jan 22, 2021 22:20
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moonposting should be a thing
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Jan 22, 2021 22:22
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SniperWoreConverse posted:moonposting should be a thing I should start a thread
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:The moon is a freeloading piece of poo poo. This is outrageous. I hope you get moon cancer in your rear end.
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:The moon is a freeloading piece of poo poo. Strangely enough, you are not cursed for this insult. Apparently the moon does not consider you significant enough to punish nor is your life worth the effort of taking. The high priestess of the moon questions her patroness about the decision to not punish this heresy. In other news, the new high priestess is in the process of redecorating.
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Jan 22, 2021 22:25
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwbXmjHoUEo
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Jan 22, 2021 22:29
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Im glad someone found the words to say what Ive always felt in my darkest heart
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Jan 22, 2021 22:31
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What if we are all Moon Moon, will we destroy ourselves?
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Jan 22, 2021 22:33
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Big Beef City posted:This is outrageous. The moon is a cancer, and resembles an rear end polyp.
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Jan 22, 2021 22:37
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the moon is a beaut
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Big Beef City posted:This is outrageous. Wow thanks
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Jan 22, 2021 22:40
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There's a barn on the moon, and it's full of space goblins. You have been warned.
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Jan 22, 2021 22:54
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The moon is insanely powerful
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Jan 22, 2021 23:07
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Big Beef City posted:I wanna have SEX on the moon! i wanna have sex WITH the moon neil and buzz could have tapped that but they don't have any game
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Jan 22, 2021 23:11
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Seveneves was pretty cool because the aliens shoot the moon and it breaks up then rains down on earth so they have to live on the ISS Pretty lovely ending, at least the first third was good Tldr why didn't they shoot the earth?
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Jan 22, 2021 23:11
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And Tyler Too! posted:i wanna have sex WITH the moon The guys on the second mission did it This isn't a lie or joke, they literally hosed the moon as a middle finger to the whole "small step" There's transcripts someone got with a foia request or something
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Jan 22, 2021 23:15
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I want to take my shoes off on the moon and feel a deep thick weave carpet between my toes
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Jan 22, 2021 23:16
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The earth gave anal birth to the moon.
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Big Beef City posted:I wanna have SEX with the moon! And Tyler Too! posted:i wanna have sex WITH the moon Buncha moonfuckers up in here
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Jan 22, 2021 23:20
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Moon obviously has cave person basic standards if you retards are locked out
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Jan 22, 2021 23:23
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Creepy pervert always watched me when I'm naked on my back patio.
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Jan 22, 2021 23:23
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You know this fun fact about how the noise of the sun would cause physical pain if the vaccuum was replaced by air? Well the moon would stink so hard you'd be like , drat, gently caress, just drat
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Son of Rodney posted:You know this fun fact about how the noise of the sun would cause physical pain if the vaccuum was replaced by air? I do not know why posters continue to insult the moon. You of course have been cursed for your insult. You will no longer have control over the erectness of your penis, it is now completely based on how full the moon is that day. Days/nights with a full moon means that you will have full mast all the time. Likewise, no moon in the sky means completely floppy. Maybe this is a blessing in disguise? A chance to redeem yourself? Only the moon knows
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Jan 22, 2021 23:59
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Piece of poo poo moon coming out during the daytime. THAT'S THE SUN'S TIME rear end in a top hat! Quit trying to hog the sky, fucker!
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That anorthositic mfer knows what's coming. *glares at moon*
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if the moon had a dick I'd suck it on account of how gay I am
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