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patttttt posted:good luck with its subtle yet consistent pull on your rear end in a top hat friend > Ummmm that's what makes it good?
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Jan 22, 2021 20:36
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:Tides would be the same even if the moon wasn't there. It doesn't do poo poo. I DARE you to say that as you gently caress me passionately for hours on the moon
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Jan 22, 2021 20:43
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The moon is perfect in every way and I will not stand for you to berate it in such a rude manner. Apologize to the perfect moon. Appeal to the moon for clemency.
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Jan 22, 2021 21:03
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Unfortunately you too have been cursed by the moon for your heresy. This isn't even close to being harsh enough to punish this moon hating weiner lord!! I hope that the moon lands on anyone who bad mouth's it genitals until they die from moon poisoning
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Jan 22, 2021 21:17
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That's because water loves the moon and wants to be with the moon because it knows. It knows about the moon and wants to go there to make love.
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Jan 22, 2021 21:19
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Zippy the Bummer posted:i can't remember the last time i didn't have alcohol in my veins ... The moon is the coolest place. It's like going to cosmic bowling on your birthday and the waitress flashes you and you get free cake but it's all happening on the freaking moon
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Jan 22, 2021 21:40
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:The moon is a freeloading piece of poo poo. This is outrageous. I hope you get moon cancer in your rear end.
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Jan 22, 2021 22:25
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Sunswipe posted:The moon loving sucks. The sun bathes us in life-giving light, then in the evening says "Well, you guys are probably getting tired now. Time for me to go so you can get some shuteye. See you tomorrow, folks!" Then it drops below the horizon in possibly the most beautiful display in nature. Then the goddamn moon derps its way into the sky, all " A guy named after the sun is nothing but a basic bitch about it wow I'm shocked
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Jan 23, 2021 00:48
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hI gUYs! Im JUsT bOUncE enUFF lite BaKK 2 annOy U!" Punk rear end loving stupid rock.
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Jan 23, 2021 01:42
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:sometimes i look at the moon and think of all the people who are also looking at the moon and have looked at the moon before and it makes me feel connected I think you're on to something here and let me explain why. You think about the moon. And top scientists and whatnot were like "This moon, right here, it's drat important." It was so important we sent a bunch of people over there to check that poo poo out and drive buggies around and golf on the drat thing just to make sure it was as cool as expected, and it TOTALLY was. Now you think about the friggin sun. Worthless. Idiot moron fireball for children that is stupid. How many people have we sent to go walk on the sun? None. Zero. Not a single person has played golf on the sun. Absolutely no one because the sun sucks so fricken bad at everything. Pretty telling imo e: woah what'd I get a gang tag for
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Jan 23, 2021 02:27
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The sun is a fuckin RUDE BOI and the moon is nice as hell you are all STUPID gently caress the SUN forever 210,420,069 dead!
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Jan 23, 2021 18:01
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Professor Shark posted:Yeah? she's a werewolf. But she also has some personality issues and severe ADHD. She tries tho.
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Jan 23, 2021 23:49
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