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Microsoft is betting that you will. Seems ghoulish. https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1352390788613857284 The tech giant has raised the possibility of creating an AI-based chatbot that would be built upon the profile of a person, which includes their "images, voice data, social media posts, electronic messages," among other types of personal information. It's understood that the chatbot would then be able to simulate human conversation through voice commands and/or text chats. However, Microsoft has taken the concept a step further by suggesting that a 2D or 3D model of a specific person could potentially be created, using "images and depth information, or video data" of an individual in order to build a chatbot that has the same characteristics and behaviour based on the digital output of a specific person. "The specific person [who the chat bot represents] may correspond to a past or present entity (or a version thereof), such as a friend, a relative, an acquaintance, a celebrity, a fictional character, a historical figure, a random entity, etc.," the patent explains. "The specific person may also correspond to oneself (e.g., the user creating/training the chat bot." https://www.ign.com/articles/microsoft-chatbot-patent-imitate-dead-people-ai 
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Can't wait to see my dead dad trying to sell me shoe inserts.
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Jan 23, 2021 02:49
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I'd lose my loving mind. Literally, I would not be okay. Someone would find me dead across my keyboard with "you aren't my husband" posted a few thousand times on the screen. If it helps people, that's great. It ain't for me.
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Jan 23, 2021 02:51
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Cant wait until it digs up all my comments from "Busty Blondes Vol 4". Woo-wee
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Jan 23, 2021 02:57
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sure why not op
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Jan 23, 2021 02:57
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ELI PORTER posted:sure why not op Because it isn't genuine. It has no soul.
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Jan 23, 2021 02:59
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My grandma was very engaged with the local catholic church and whatever social injustices that were conveyed through 1990's PBS. That being said, no I have no desire to talk with a bot that extrapolates her personality through available data at the time. Plus some dumb loving robot couldn't bake some bomb rear end cookies and meals so it can gently caress off right back to cyberland with Alphie II and Poo-Chi the robot dog.
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Jan 23, 2021 02:59
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If you're gonna patent a Black Mirror episode why the gently caress wouldn't it be the Tekken That Makes You Gay one?
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Jan 23, 2021 03:00
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It's just a script that turns your dead relatives' texts and messages into new JerkCity comics.
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Jan 23, 2021 03:00
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I had some "psychic" woman try talking to me about my dead parent and I could have killed a person. No difference.
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Jan 23, 2021 03:01
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Linux Pirate posted:Plus some dumb loving robot couldn't bake some bomb rear end cookies and meals so it can gently caress off right back to cyberland with Alphie II and Poo-Chi the robot dog. You sure about that? Xaintrailles posted:If you're gonna patent a Black Mirror episode why the gently caress wouldn't it be the Tekken That Makes You Gay one? Objectively the best episode of Black Mirror, just a loving triumph and lol at the same time
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Jan 23, 2021 03:01
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why in the motherfuck would i do that
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Jan 23, 2021 03:03
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poo poo, just get a oujia board like a normal person if you wanna do that.
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Jan 23, 2021 03:04
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can i feed it pictures of microwave's mother instead of mine??
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Jan 23, 2021 03:04
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Hairy Right Hook posted:You sure about that? When Alphie II or Poo-Chi can make a delicious bake of oatmeal cookies or corned beef out of paper cards or a magnetic plastic bone, get back to me.
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Jan 23, 2021 03:12
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Xaintrailles posted:If you're gonna patent a Black Mirror episode why the gently caress wouldn't it be the Tekken That Makes You Gay one? First the Chinese Communist Party sees Nosedive and thinks "  great idea" and now this.
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Jan 23, 2021 03:18
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It is not best for people's mental health that this becomes a thing.
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Jan 23, 2021 03:24
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Linux Pirate posted:When Alphie II or Poo-Chi can make a delicious bake of oatmeal cookies or corned beef out of paper cards or a magnetic plastic bone, get back to me. Are you telling me you wouldn't keep them shits around if they could?
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Jan 23, 2021 03:25
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I bet I could gently caress that poo poo up in five words.
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Jan 23, 2021 03:27
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Great. My chatbot is gonna be telling my grieving kids to release the Trump piss tapes and bring me more shrimp tubes.
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Jan 23, 2021 03:33
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Will they make chatbots of living people? I'm curious if I know where I left my keys.
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Jan 23, 2021 03:35
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We can create AI hell, then create Hitler chatbot, then put him in there 
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Jan 23, 2021 03:35
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Waltzing Along posted:Will they make chatbots of living people? I'm curious if I know where I left my keys. Ha ha very funny joke fellow human with no artificial qualities whatsoever! Made me spill my coffee all over my monitor that definitely exists
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Jan 23, 2021 03:37
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Facebook full of dead people's chatbots trashing the far left liberal agenda and complaining about restaurant service.
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Jan 23, 2021 03:39
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My dad can't spell for poo poo.
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Jan 23, 2021 03:41
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Do they also release them into the wild to learn how to talk so all my dead relative will be randomly racist? Upgrades to Dr. Sbaitso won’t replace my grandparents. 
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Jan 23, 2021 03:44
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lmao my internet bot is going to be a loving rear end in a top hat.
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Jan 23, 2021 03:44
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Hairy Right Hook posted:Are you telling me you wouldn't keep them shits around if they could? If you're asking if I would accept a robot that would make me tasty foods, then yes I would accept it. In fact it would be better if it would make good food without reminding me of my dead relative.
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Jan 23, 2021 03:49
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gross, op
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Jan 23, 2021 03:49
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Xaintrailles posted:If you're gonna patent a Black Mirror episode why the gently caress wouldn't it be the Tekken That Makes You Gay one? That's just tekken though?
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Jan 23, 2021 03:50
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lol they did this already with a kid killed in the Parkland shooting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwnR8FlH9e8 edit: better link Spaghett fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Jan 23, 2021 |
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Jan 23, 2021 03:52
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Black Mirror really needs to be canceled. The writers sit around all day thinking about the worst ways technology could be used and ofc idiot companies and people are just making all the bad ideas a reality.
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Jan 23, 2021 03:53
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Cancel culture strikes again 
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Jan 23, 2021 03:54
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Pawn 17 posted:Black Mirror really needs to be canceled. The writers sit around all day thinking about the worst ways technology could be used and ofc idiot companies and people are just making all the bad ideas a reality. I'm still waiting on that gay sex VR 
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Jan 23, 2021 03:58
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Colonel Cancer posted:I'm still waiting on that gay sex VR OK well I’ll let that one slide if the brain geniuses at Microsoft want to work on it.
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Jan 23, 2021 04:04
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Isn't this the whole point of psychics though? I'm pretty sure Microsoft will be just as expensive as getting tickets to John Edwards show or joining Sylvia Browne's church.
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Jan 23, 2021 04:06
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gently caress that lmao
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Jan 23, 2021 04:10
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redm posted:gently caress that lmao
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Jan 23, 2021 04:11
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Colonel Cancer posted:We can create AI hell, then create Hitler chatbot, then put him in there Calm down, Roko
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Who What Now posted:Calm down, Roko That's very disrespectful! I'm assigning your future death AI to virtual hell too 
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