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BSN_tg_bgg posted:The people of the future would be as appalled at what you just wrote as you would be if you found out that your grandfather had attended klan meetings. I already knew my grandfather was racist.
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Jan 23, 2021 09:06
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CPL593H posted:Did you miss the part where I said I have no shame? Tell those bitches to come into my restaurant. I'll tar and feather them but instead of tar and feathers it's going to be maple syrup and cigarette ashes. You realize that those words today would be like a slave owner talking with pride about his farming equipment right? I guess that you really do have no shame. The future generations are appalled by what you did.
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Jan 23, 2021 09:09
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Colonel Cancer posted:I draw my battleaxe and pray to the gods! Best answer so far. There’s no winning in this scenario. It’s best to go out in a blaze of glory.
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Jan 23, 2021 09:10
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Colonel Cancer posted:I draw my battleaxe and pray to the gods! This guy knows how to deal with dipshits. I roll plasma cannon to gently caress with future pancake prudes.
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Jan 23, 2021 09:10
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Linux Pirate posted:This guy knows how to deal with dipshits. I roll plasma cannon to gently caress with future pancake prudes. Also a great answer.
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Jan 23, 2021 09:11
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BSN_tg_bgg posted:You realize that those words today would be like a slave owner talking with pride about his farming equipment right? I guess that you really do have no shame. The future generations are appalled by what you did. Jesus I was just eating the pancakes I wasn't loving them.
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Jan 23, 2021 09:16
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CPL593H posted:Jesus I was just eating the pancakes I wasn't loving them. Jefferson found an easier way to save money on agricultural expenses. I don’t think it was very wise, but despite that he was buried in debt by the time that he died.
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Jan 23, 2021 09:19
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BSN_tg_bgg posted:Also a great answer. Wait, if pancakes are equal to slaves because of reasons, you just agreed that taking out objectors with an axe and a plasma cannon is the best choice. So you are the turbo racist (pastriest)?
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Jan 23, 2021 09:20
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Linux Pirate posted:Wait, if pancakes are equal to slaves because of reasons, you just agreed that taking out objectors with an axe and a plasma cannon is the best choice. So you are the turbo racist (pastriest)? It depends. You see, what Orwell was getting at is that censorship is bad.
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Jan 23, 2021 09:22
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I go North and declare war on Australasia.
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Jan 23, 2021 09:23
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Xenocides posted:I go North and declare war on Australasia. Luckily the northwest passage is heavily in use at this time, though you still get stuck in ice if you aren’t careful. Canada became very wealthy by controlling this part of the Arctic Ocean.
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Jan 23, 2021 09:25
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BSN_tg_bgg posted:It depends. You see, what Orwell was getting at is that censorship is bad. If racism is bad even though it is found to be false, it shouldn't be disregarded for some reason?
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Jan 23, 2021 09:31
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is it legal to drink my own pee in this future?
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Jan 23, 2021 09:34
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:is it legal to drink my own pee in this future? Absolutely not, we've established that only prudes exist in the future.
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Jan 23, 2021 09:35
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Linux Pirate posted:Absolutely not, we've established that only prudes exist in the future. its not a sex thing. im not some kind of pervert ok. its for my health.
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Jan 23, 2021 09:40
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:its not a sex thing. im not some kind of pervert ok. its for my health. You should already know where the established cult of science will have to say about this! If it is for health reasons, the scientists disagree and it’s banned. If it is for sex reasons, the science is settled and your form of what once was considered mental illness is paramount to your sexuality and therefore it is permissible.
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Jan 23, 2021 09:44
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Linux Pirate posted:Absolutely not, we've established that only prudes exist in the future. Progressive prudes. They are part of erasing certain things out of history. They aren’t the evangelicals, but they operate similarly. Rebellion will be intolerable now that they’ve taken over. Disagreeing with them will cost you your job, your social status, and any notoriety that you may have.
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Jan 23, 2021 09:46
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:its not a sex thing. im not some kind of pervert ok. its for my health. As an authority of futurology, I accept this non-sex health pee specialty. May you streams flow long and wide.
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Jan 23, 2021 09:48
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BSN_tg_bgg posted:Progressive prudes. They are part of erasing certain things out of history. They aren’t the evangelicals, but they operate similarly. Rebellion will be intolerable now that they’ve taken over. Disagreeing with them will cost you your job, your social status, and any notoriety that you may have. Piss outlaw? Sign me the gently caress up.
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Jan 23, 2021 09:49
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Linux Pirate posted:If racism is bad even though it is found to be false, it shouldn't be disregarded for some reason? It depends if you believe in privilege or not. But on a more fundamental level, the slippery slope is real. The first established thought crimes were obvious ones: blasphemy and then noticing characteristics of those foreign to you. It went down from there. The new crime is not using the correct and newly made up pronoun. If you are ok with racism without bigotry and state sponsored discrimination, then you understand the real issue with using thought against the people. The minute you limit speech is the minute that you no longer have that freedom to tell the truth.
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Jan 23, 2021 09:51
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you can join my pee drinking outlaw gang, the yella river rustlers.
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Jan 23, 2021 09:55
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BSN_tg_bgg posted:You wake up in a future. You can somehow understand the language, but you are not familiar with the history or tech. You are from a period of time proceeding the present so distant that events and first person perspective are no longer available to the minds of the broader public.
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Jan 23, 2021 10:58
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I wake up in the future, some scientists are gathered around my freezing pod. Without hesitation I start sucking them the freak off.
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Jan 23, 2021 11:11
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BSN_tg_bgg posted:The first established thought crimes were obvious ones: blasphemy and then noticing characteristics of those foreign to you.
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Jan 23, 2021 11:17
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Please get my pronouns wrong so you and this thread can be hauled away
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Jan 23, 2021 12:14
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What are cheeseburgers like in the future
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Jan 23, 2021 12:46
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I will ask the Men of Tomorrow if Star Citizen has finally been released and we will laugh and laugh and become great friends.
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Jan 23, 2021 13:22
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There's no loving way I'm reading that wall of gibberish that makes up the op. Go away.
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Jan 23, 2021 13:37
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Big Beef City posted:There's no loving way I'm reading that wall of gibberish that makes up the op. OP keeps sneaking in bizarre sexism and very vague racism into his posts give it a few weeks to progressively become worse until he is finally banned for being Seraph once more.
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Jan 23, 2021 13:41
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lol who's reading in this economy??
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Jan 23, 2021 13:41
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I’d bullshit the hell out of them and offer up logical fallacies until their heads exploded from stupid people anger.
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Jan 23, 2021 14:31
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:you can join my pee drinking outlaw gang, the yella river rustlers. If they’ve abolished Gatorade, where else are you supposed to get you’re electrolytes? 
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Jan 23, 2021 14:32
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>check inventory
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Jan 23, 2021 14:35
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Smugworth posted:What are cheeseburgers like in the future They are made up of insects designed to look like beef. That was before they were made smaller via legislation to prevent the spread of obesity.
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Jan 23, 2021 14:38
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I check to see if seraph's descendants are still buying Something Awful accounts
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Jan 23, 2021 14:39
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:I will ask the Men of Tomorrow if Star Citizen has finally been released and we will laugh and laugh and become great friends. No record of this entertainment media found. Must have gotten purged, but they stopped allowing the public to remember why it was erased from history.
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Jan 23, 2021 14:39
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How does the future feel about bitcoin OP
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Jan 23, 2021 14:41
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Are you the guy who made that thread about a boring weird foursome and gloated about MAKING ALL THE DECISIONS in your marriage? Are your progeny in this future?
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“this is exactly like Stalin liquidating millions of human beings!” I scream after hearing that Twitter suspended a dude for inciting violence on their website
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