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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: Boxtrot Yuniform Orlie Bilo > Big butthole news!
 
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SweetWillyRollbar

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 Both literally and metaphorically because...

1st preserved dinosaur butthole is 'perfect' and 'unique,' paleontologist says

The headline pretty much says it all, but this is a huge breakthrough in ancient proctology.

# ? Jan 23, 2021 06:51
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 06:11
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FutonForensic



 my colleagues, i assure you the safest way to clean this butthole is to blow on it gently. the closer my lips, the better. no i didn't mention where i got my degree. hppbbbth


by Khanstant

# ? Jan 23, 2021 07:02
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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


 Fred Flintstone ordering Dino Butthole at the drive-in.

# ? Jan 23, 2021 07:08
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The Walrus Cancer

If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.

 "It's like a Swiss Army knife of excretory openings," Vinther said. "It does everything."

# ? Jan 23, 2021 07:54
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby

MTV




 What THAT smell like?




# ? Jan 23, 2021 08:10
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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

The Walrus Cancer posted:

"It's like a Swiss Army knife of excretory openings," Vinther said. "It does everything."

Or is the Swiss army knife the dinosaur butthole of pocket knives?

# ? Jan 23, 2021 13:54
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biosterous

FutonForensic posted:

my colleagues, i assure you the safest way to clean this butthole is to blow on it gently. the closer my lips, the better. no i didn't mention where i got my degree. hppbbbth

motorboathole



thank you heather papps for this sig!!!

# ? Jan 23, 2021 14:12
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Khanstant



 my first kiss went a little something like this

# ? Jan 23, 2021 16:55
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google THIS

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So, he took a closer look with study co-researchers Robert Nicholls, a paleoartist, and Diane Kelly, an expert on vertebrate penises and copulatory systems at the University of Massachusetts Amherst.

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The same Psittacosaurus cloacal vent was described in October 2020, when another team posted their research in the BioRxiv database, meaning it has yet to be peer-reviewed or published in a journal. Vinther, who had shared his data with that team for another project, said the researchers used the cloacal vent data without his permission.

TIL:

1. Tuition dollars are being used to retain animal dick experts

2. People are stealing each other's dinosaur butthole research

# ? Jan 23, 2021 19:12
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

google THIS posted:

TIL:

1. Tuition dollars are being used to retain animal dick experts

2. People are stealing each other's dinosaur butthole research

1: better than it just being thrown at the football program, imho.

2: absolutely loving egregious

# ? Jan 23, 2021 19:19
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FutonForensic



 the research graduate stumbled back from the specimen, in shock of their discovery. "my god," they stammered, "dinosaur buttholes were feathered"

# ? Jan 23, 2021 20:31
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Stoner Sloth

FutonForensic posted:

the research graduate stumbled back from the specimen, in shock of their discovery. "my god," they stammered, "dinosaur buttholes were feathered"

2021: a butthole odyssey



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

# ? Jan 23, 2021 21:37
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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

google THIS posted:

TIL:

1. Tuition dollars are being used to retain animal dick experts

2. People are stealing each other's dinosaur butthole research

The Thomas Crowning Affair

# ? Jan 24, 2021 01:38
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Ass-penny



 This owns, the article is very informative for how many jokes they make. Thanks for bringing this into my life. I sent this link to like 12 people.

# ? Jan 24, 2021 05:40
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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

rear end-penny posted:

This owns, the article is very informative for how many jokes they make. Thanks for bringing this into my life. I sent this link to like 12 people.

Glad to be of servs rear end

# ? Jan 24, 2021 05:47
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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


 Jeff Goldblum staring intently at a dinosaur's b-hole.

# ? Jan 24, 2021 05:50
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 06:11
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 We did have another thread about this the other day but the more the merrier I always say, when it comes to dinosaur buttholes

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