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spent my afternoon at the vape shop talking loudly about how hosed up I am on cbd. 30 minutes at the front of the line was barely enough 2 make my point

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who else loves barefoot wine omfg so good



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c'mon y'all if yer a dirtleg then let's get froggy. I live under the bridge over yonder but it's cool I swear

Let's sniff my yankee candle and hump softly. It's chill

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chipotle owns

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Imo's "pizza" is even better





























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fair warning: posting itt means ur nasty like me



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most days I just walk 2 my mailbox, pining 4 those coupons and deal leaflets. I'm looking at u arby's

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most days I just walk 2 my mailbox, pining 4 those coupons and deal leaflets. I'm looking at u arby's

arbies coupons are bad lately. gone are the days of free loaded curly fries now its like 1$ off =( mcdonalds also got rid of their only good coupon which was a free kids meal when you buy a combo meal.

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u know the world is hosed 4 reals when the most u can hope 4 is two classic french dips for $6

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it should be noted that I'm grateful and I sip my salty au jus w/ great gusto in these tryn timez

Warezd Quake


left my dirty panties on your kitcxhen tabl somethin 2 remember me by

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wish my ex would give us another chance
loving their roommate just isn’t the same anymore

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Macnult posted:

wish my ex would give us another chance
loving their roommate just isn’t the same anymore

story of my life bud. better to find some fresh dirt leg in my long experience

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not a skanky person myself but really 'into' skanks lol so looking forward to this thread

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not a skanky person myself but really 'into' skanks lol so looking forward to this thread

admitting ur skankhood is the first step old friend

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I am just now realizing this said "skanky" people not "stanky", I shall see myself out.


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well I mean the majority of skanks are p stanky, so stick around

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total skank

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is sleeping around enough to make you a skank or do you have to do other skanky things



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Skjønk

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is sleeping around enough to make you a skank or do you have to do other skanky things

It's not just about sex. Ever heard of a river rat?

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the male pictured above is what's known here in missourah as a river rat. drink pabst in public and natty ice at home (ur permanent tent or pickup truck bed). The lady however is clearly a dirtleg

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two variants of the common skank. they are us basically ITT

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we're talking old green incubus and tweety bird tats

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does it count if i once got on a boat at party cove in the lake of the ozarks that had a big sign that said PUSSY PATROL and I was 30



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does it count if i once got on a boat at party cove in the lake of the ozarks that had a big sign that said PUSSY PATROL and I was 30

most definitely my man. That's p much the whole deal

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most definitely my man. That's p much the whole deal

what I'm hearing is that skanky mostly just means missouri



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tempted 2 sing sinead o'connor's Nothing Compares 2 u on vocaroo w/ my country twang/whiskey buzz rn as a clear demonstration of skanky

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what I'm hearing is that skanky mostly just means missouri

yes lmao but arkansas too and the whole south

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I reckon northern ppl are skanky too at times. I saw breaking bad

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saw this on a beer coozy once while at the canoe rental shop. will always regret not buying it

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saw this on a beer coozy once while at the canoe rental shop. will always regret not buying it

i have a coozy from someone's wedding that I didn't go to that says "to have and to hold and to keep your beer cold Melissa and nick july 26 2015" (names and date are bullshit) that I found in a city park during a beer league softball tournament (the date was like two weeks before I found it so it was fresh)

it's one of my most prized possessions



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i have a coozy from someone's wedding that I didn't go to that says "to have and to hold and to keep your beer cold Melissa and nick july 26 2015" (names and date are bullshit) that I found in a city park during a beer league softball tournament (the date was like two weeks before I found it so it was fresh)

it's one of my most prized possessions

reminds me of a prevalent trend in my area where funeral attendees put a script sticker on their vehicle's back glass says like WAITING WITH THE ANGELS RIP DWAYNE DOUGLAS '98-2017 and it's deteriorating to illegibility daily

even a stone tombstone lasts longer. Smh

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then again it's p skanky!!

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