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Bloodly
Nov 3, 2008

Not as strong as you'd expect.

quote:

It's impossible to fail this on a normal playthrough.

I'm trying to figure how it's 'impossible to fail'.

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Explopyro
Mar 18, 2018

This game looks really cute so far, but those warnings disturb me. I guess I've already read enough of it, too late to back out now so let's see where this goes!

Not sure how I feel about deliberately pissing off or upsetting your characters to make them better at fighting...

WarpedLichen
Aug 14, 2008


Did the game sorta open up at this point or does the party still yell at you if you don't go the right way?

Solitair
Feb 18, 2014

TODAY'S GONNA BE A GOOD MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY!!!

WarpedLichen posted:

Did the game sorta open up at this point or does the party still yell at you if you don't go the right way?

I'm pretty sure they stop yelling at you. There are still gates, but not that kind.

Shaezerus
Mar 24, 2008

God? Or perhaps a devil?
Show me which you'll choose!
I love the wise rock so much.

GimmickMan
Dec 27, 2011

I'm a bit weirded that the game's jamming in spooks and self-harm between the tutorial scenes of learning game mechanics while hanging out with your pals and talking to quirky cartoon creatures.

But I guess trauma doesn't really care about your comfort and sense of appropriate pacing so I'll take it.

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

Explopyro posted:

This game looks really cute so far, but those warnings disturb me. I guess I've already read enough of it, too late to back out now so let's see where this goes!

If it helps, while the warnings are very accurate and the game does go to some really tough places, it didn't (to me) feel that it used upsetting themes in a gratuitous or trivialising way. It used them in support of the story it was trying to tell, and it handled them with maturity and sincerity, rather than just sticking them in to make things darker.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014




Update 6: In Space, No One Can Hear You Dream


Let's go to space, and headbutt things.

really queer Christmas fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Feb 14, 2021

MachuPikacchu
Oct 15, 2012

Sacre vert! Maman!

That Metal Gear Solid 3 reference had me in stitches. Almost as much as the glorious, beautiful Butt Certificate.

FeyerbrandX
Oct 9, 2012

MachuPikacchu posted:

That Metal Gear Solid 3 reference had me in stitches. Almost as much as the glorious, beautiful Butt Certificate.

's funny cuz the head isn't a head but a butt.

Jade Rider
May 11, 2007

All the pages have been censored except for "heck," and she misread that one.


No matter how old you get, you can always appreciate a good butt joke. :allears:

Qrr
Aug 14, 2015


Ooh, glad to see an LP of this game.

Your emotion choices are a lot different than mine. I really hated when anything was sad, because on enemies it made them a lot tankier and on me it drained my juice - if you queue up a move and then don't have enough juice for it, you just skip your turn. And it just reduces enemy speed, which... eh. When given the option I mostly did happy vs angry because I could take the hits and the enemy died faster.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Update 7: A Trip To An Otherworld




We find new things for Aubrey to headbutt.

really queer Christmas fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Feb 17, 2021

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

I'm going to post the next update sometime tomorrow since I may not have power on Monday, depending on how this ice storm goes. Hopefully things will be fine by the later week so update 9 will be good to go too (looking forward to that one).


Qrr posted:

Ooh, glad to see an LP of this game.

Your emotion choices are a lot different than mine. I really hated when anything was sad, because on enemies it made them a lot tankier and on me it drained my juice - if you queue up a move and then don't have enough juice for it, you just skip your turn. And it just reduces enemy speed, which... eh. When given the option I mostly did happy vs angry because I could take the hits and the enemy died faster.

Forgot to respond to this after I posted the update. Aubrey is your main damage dealer early on and even well into the late game and she synergies well with anger especially with headbutt; which deals like an extra 50% when Aubrey's angry - which stacks when the opponent is sad. I've seen people use your strat a lot more later on, though... I'd rather not talk about that just yet. Though I do agree about party members being sad, I usually prefer only Omori to be sad since his juice taking damage helps keep him alive which is really important when him dying ends the battle. Plus, he's got some abilities that really go well with sad that I use quite a lot.

Another cool thing about enemies being sad is that, since youre doing damage to their MP - they can eventually run out and stop using abilities. You'll usually kill them before this happens, but its really satisfying to do in a way that scratches my old jrpg itch.

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




1. this LP is good
2. this game looks like one that i would not enjoy playing, but i am definitely
3. i am helping get to the next page

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

UPDATE 8: Home Is Where The Junk Is




Finally, we head to the Junkyard.

really queer Christmas fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Feb 21, 2021

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011


Aubrey is a role model. Be like Aubrey.

really queer Christmas posted:

The tag portraits are just so good. Here's the whole of them. Post your favorite, mines a tie between Omori tagging Kel or Kel tagging Aubrey. The backgrounds change depending on the location you're at too! So much work into the art in this game...

On careful consideration, I have concluded they are all the best.

Although if I have to single any out, the ones between Hero and Aubrey are adorable. They're all adorable but those especially so.

Jade Rider
May 11, 2007

All the pages have been censored except for "heck," and she misread that one.


Both Kel/Hero tag portraits are my favorites. :allears:

Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


The thing with the emotion system is that one round of Angry is enough to counteract Sad giving a Juice shield. This is because Angry is the emotion that directly buffs attack power, the others do not. That is why Angry is usually the best emotion after being combined with Sad on enemies: you double dip on damage bonuses, while they do significantly less damage to you due to the fact you get a type bonus, more than counteracting Angry's defense debuff. Plus, Sad debuffing enemy Speed means you can more easily keep up on healing anyway! Angry just has all the synergy.

In contrast, while it sounds like Happy would work to stomp Angry into the ground, its penalty is to Hit Rate. Meaning you miss more. Meaning it neuters its own type bonus.

Basically, everyone benefits from Angry, because its debuff does not matter and its buff is easily the best. Only one party member benefits from Sad, but in such a way (deals more damage) that he might as well be Angry with everyone else.

Tallgeese fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Feb 15, 2021

GimmickMan
Dec 27, 2011

After my laptop died I was on a CRT monitor for several years until three weeks ago, when it finally gave up on life.

I also played PS3 games on a CRT TV and, uh... Some games definitely are not meant for it.

My favorite tags are the ones where Aubrey tags the others.

Robindaybird
Aug 21, 2007

Neat. Sweet. Petite.

My old desktop was having weird visual glitches, I went to test if it was my monitor, which meant I ended up hauling a 50lb CRT Monitor up a flight of stairs, I hadn't realized how heavy those fuckers were until then (turned out I did it for nothing as the issue was a dying video card)

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014




Update 9: WHEN I FLEX, I FEEL MY BEST


We fight like three bosses including an angry ex.

really queer Christmas fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Feb 25, 2021

Qrr
Aug 14, 2015


I guess you haven't needed to do this but I believe the Super Friendship Attack cares about relative emotional states, so if you made Omori happy too it would have done a lot more damage. Plus people would get to see Omori's happy portrait.


Speaking of people's portraits, poor Aubrey.

Qrr fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Feb 17, 2021

GimmickMan
Dec 27, 2011

Fly free, scarecrow. Live life to the fullest.

Mecha_Face
Dec 17, 2016
This is a really petty nickpick and I realize that, but it still has been bugging me. Now that I’m caught up, I guess I can put this here: including Mother 3 in the list of Earthbound-likes just doesn’t seem right for the same reason you wouldn’t call Rogue a Rogue-like.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Mecha_Face posted:

This is a really petty nickpick and I realize that, but it still has been bugging me. Now that I’m caught up, I guess I can put this here: including Mother 3 in the list of Earthbound-likes just doesn’t seem right for the same reason you wouldn’t call Rogue a Rogue-like.

Mother 3 isn't Earthbound though, that's Mother 2

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Update 10: A Happy Family







Such A Time We Had Together







???: H-huh? What happened? W-Where am I? W-who are you?

Hey, there! How are you feeling?





CAPT. SPACEBOY: Oww, my chest!

Oh no, are you okay? You got a little angry earlier, so we had to...

CAPT. SPACEBOY: Ah... I see... My other half must have gotten the better of me. I must apologize. Your actions were likely well-justified. I just hope I didn't cause you all too much trouble. I've been having a hard time controlling my emotions lately. I try my best to keep them at bay, but it's becoming much more difficult. Sweetheart... She was the love of my life... It's almost impossible for me to imagine life apart from her. I guess I'm a bit lost. This Special Mixtape is full of mine and Sweetheart's favorite songs. I put so much love into making this for her. Thank you all for returning it to me. This is still full of precious memories after all.

Eh... it's no problem... Well, not too much anyway.

Yeah, we're glad to help!

You just go ahead and get some rest.

CAPT. SPACEBOY: I'm afraid no amount of rest can truly heal a broken heart. I must find another way to get over this...







SPACE PIRATE BUDDY: I am so, so, so sorry, but I have very, very terrible news. Your favorite planet, Pluto, has escaped and we can't find him anywhere.

SPACE PIRATE DUDE: Don't be mad at us. We're sorry!

SPACE PIRATE BUDDY: P-please be gentle!







CAPT. SPACEBOY: Ah, I see. It's okay, you two. I'm sure even the planets get bored turning slowly all day. Perhaps Pluto was never meant to be a planet.


I remember as a kid I took it as a personal offense when they decided to no longer classify Pluto as a planet. I'm glad to see Omocat was also personally saddened by NASA's very cruel decision.


SPACE PIRATE BUDDY: H-huh? Really?? So you're not angry at us?

SPACE PIRATE DUDE: Do you mean it, Capt. Sp- I mean, Space Boyfriend?

CAPT. SPACEBOY: I sure do. Gather the rest of the crew. Let's go to the Frozen Lake and get some Sno-Cones. Resting in bed may not fix a broken heart, but eating Sno-Cones with friends might help! Also, you don't have to call me Space Boyfriend anymore. I'm Capt. Spaceboy!

SPACE PIRATE DUDE: W-Wait... does that mean??







SPACE PIRATE BUDDY: Right behind you, buddy!





CAPT. SPACEBOY: Who knows what would've happened to me and my crew if you all didn't show up?

Awww, it was nothing! We're just glad you're feeling like yourself again.

CAPT. SPACEBOY: You have my thanks. If you ever need anything from me or the Space Pirates, please don't hesitate to ask.

Actually... I can't believe I forgot about this, but... We're actually looking for our friend Basil. He wears a Flower Crown and always carries his photo album on him. Have you seen him around?





:sigh: So this entire thing has been a bust. I told you guys it would have been a waste of time!


Basil... Where could he have gone?

Sniff... sniff... sniff...





CAPT. SPACEBOY: Ah... Please don't cry, little lady! Here, take this.





Sniff... sniff... sniff... Eeeeehhhhh...

CAPT. SPACEBOY: Uh-oh... please, little lady... don't cry! Errr... Here, take this too!





CAPT. SPACEBOY: I used it to travel around on trains when I was a child... long before I became a Space Captain. If even I can go from traveling on trains to flying my own spaceship, I'm sure you'll be able to find your friend.

Sniff... sniff... Oh... Sniff... okay...


Yo Aubrey, keep crying! We may get a cool spaceship or something at this rate.





CAPT. SPACEBOY: Ah! Yes, hold on. I'm coming!









We'll talk about the follow-up improvements at another time. But all of them have gained some extra usefulness. First up, let's grab that E that just appeared.







E





Another correct key! We're really making progress with this thing!





Uh... sure I guess?




HIGH PITCH RINGING SOUND







I've got to say, their use of tinnitus is really good and I hate it immensely. Also... I don't remember those blood stained footprints being there before.





Hello, everyone! How's the search for Basil going?

Well, Mari... It seems that we've taken a little detour. Just trying to help those in need, you know?

Look, Mari! I got a Sno-Cone Ticket!

Well, that's very nice, Aubrey!

Thanks!

Mari! Look what I can do!







I know, isn't it?!

It's so strange. We've searched all over the place, but we haven't seen a hint of Basil anywhere.

Oh, Basil... I wonder where he could have gone.

There must be something we're missing... Do you have any leads, Omori?





Hmmm, yeah... I wonder where he could have gone... Oh well, back to exploring!




Snow Forest: A Single Flower Blooms





Heading back to the Frozen Lake, we can catch up with the Space Pirates who actually do come here and don't just disappear into the ether. All the Space Pirates are just so happy to have the Captain back, except for one who's snow cone just tastes like ice.





:unsmith:

See, sometimes violence works! That is to say, beating up someone who's threatening violence.





Turning in our sno-cone ticket lets us get a sno-cone! No need to pay 5K clams for it either! It's quite nice, and we're probably never going to use it! Well, we've got nothing else to do... so I guess we can follow those bloody foot prints. For some reason they scream... progress.





Uh... Basil?









Something... Behind You




HIGH PITCH RINGING SOUND




Sugar Star Memories



































































After entering the portrait, we're taken to a stair case that seems to go on forever...













:pressf:



















And we know what to do when we're here...






















really queer Christmas fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Feb 21, 2021

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Qrr posted:

I guess you haven't needed to do this but I believe the Super Friendship Attack cares about relative emotional states, so if you made Omori happy too it would have done a lot more damage. Plus people would get to see Omori's happy portrait.


Speaking of people's portraits, poor Aubrey.

Yeah, there's a couple bosses coming up where I take advantage of the emotional type to help with the super attack, but to this point I've only used it as the finishing move, I've never had to use it just to get the boss' health down.

I'm saving the reveal of Omori's happy portrait... though I think at this point I'll do a special update showing off each person's emotional stages, since it hasn't come up organically like I hoped.

Mecha_Face posted:

This is a really petty nickpick and I realize that, but it still has been bugging me. Now that I’m caught up, I guess I can put this here: including Mother 3 in the list of Earthbound-likes just doesn’t seem right for the same reason you wouldn’t call Rogue a Rogue-like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hou0lU8WMgo

OP Updated. I also added a Table of Contents since we're almost through page 2.

Mecha_Face
Dec 17, 2016

Tenebrais posted:

Mother 3 isn't Earthbound though, that's Mother 2

I know, but it's still the same series. And ya know, Earthbound didn't make the formula either, so that's a further thing. I did say it was a very petty nitpick.

really queer Christmas posted:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hou0lU8WMgo

OP Updated. I also added a Table of Contents since we're almost through page 2.

I thought of that scene even as I was saying it. Oh, and FamilyJules on youtube did a remix of Sweetheart's theme. It's obnoxious...ly good! I highly recommend checking it out for everyone who likes this game's music, and like metal. He's probably going to do more in the future, too. I'm not linking it because the thumbnail contains slight spoilers. Very slight. But I'd rather be safe than sorry.

Mecha_Face fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Feb 22, 2021

Robindaybird
Aug 21, 2007

Neat. Sweet. Petite.

Often X-likes aren't name after the first in the genre (Rogue isn't even the first Roguelike), but the game that really hits the right combination of mechanics and atmosphere.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Robindaybird posted:

Often X-likes aren't name after the first in the genre (Rogue isn't even the first Roguelike), but the game that really hits the right combination of mechanics and atmosphere.

Yeah, doomlikes were the name of shooters all through the 90s despite it not being the first shooter. Hell it wasn't even the first shooter made by Id! I just wish, just like doom-likes becoming FPS, that we had a better term for earthbound-likes.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

really queer Christmas posted:

Yeah, doomlikes were the name of shooters all through the 90s despite it not being the first shooter. Hell it wasn't even the first shooter made by Id! I just wish, just like doom-likes becoming FPS, that we had a better term for earthbound-likes.

Other Mothers

Mecha_Face
Dec 17, 2016

Hwurmp posted:

Other Mothers

They only want to love you.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Update 11: No Game Plan











Wakey wakey sunshine! Did you have a nice dream?





Seems like mom got the power turned back on for us. There's also another message on the phone for us.


Hey Sunny, it's Mommy. How are you doing? Are you eating well? I was hoping to make it back to see you today, but it's the last day of a big furniture sale and I just can't resist a good bargain! You can take care of yourself for a few days, right? After all, you're a big boy now! Remember to finish your chores before I get back. I left a list on the table next to your door. Okay, that's it for now! Mommy loves you!


Sunny gets talked to by his mom as if he's 8. Though sometimes my mom also talks to me as if I'm 8...





Yeah... these probably aren't getting done if I'm honest. The PC plays blackjack, though nothing happens if you play it besides the enjoyment you'd normally get from playing Blackjack... that is until someone finds the super secret ending that's only behind playing 7 hours of blackjack to perfection. Which I somehow would not doubt the existence of.





Oh jeez... not more knocking. I haven't forgotten what happened the last time we opened the door!!





Here's a better look at Sunny, this time with the lights on. There can't be ghosts in the bathroom if the lights are on, everyone knows that.





A good reminder for all, make sure you brushed your teeth too :colbert:





And yes, of course you can actually do it. And there's an achievement locked behind it too.





:hellyeah:





Well... we didn't have any other plans for today. May as well see who's at the door...









I was wondering... if you wanted to hang out one more time before you go... or whatever... for old time's sake, y'know?









Choices in games can pretty easily be lambasted since they may end up being false or otherwise there just to make you feel like you can do something, but will ultimately prove meaningless since the developer can't dedicate the resources to you deciding "I don't want to do this". The most famous example of this being "BUT THOU MUST!" that I even used a few updates back. When I first played this game and chose to open the door, I spent the next few hours wondering... could I have not opened the door? Did that matter? Would that change the game at all? After playing a little bit longer, I reloaded my save to this point to see if anything would change. And the answer to my questions was a very resolute - yes. This choice doesn't just matter, it literally determines the route you take in the game and affects which of the many endings you'll eventually get. While I think very few people are going to not open the door on their first playthrough, it is possible that someone experienced this game for the first time by not opening this door. And in return, they were granted an entirely different experience than the one we are going to get. We will eventually come back to this door at a much later date... but as we experience the rest of the game, always keep in the back of your mind that we could have kept the door closed. Because I carried that thought through while I was playing the game, and that's why I'm now LPing this game.























Err... I mean...

Okay, I'm going to be honest with you, Sunny. I really didn't expect you to come out today, so I don't really have a game plan here.





Hey, I know! Let's go to Hobbeez! It's the hobby shop in the Faraway Plaza. You remember the way, right?

We used to go there all the time when we were kids.

Well, what are we waiting for?





Welcome to the real world everyone. You've probably all been here before. It's clearly been a while for Sunny, considering how shocked Kel was to see Sunny. Hell, considering how different real world Kel is from dream world Kel... how long has Sunny been in there?





Jeez... always sucks to be a kid in the middle of a move. I moved a lot as a kid, but the hardest one for me was moving after Jr. High. I hadn't moved for three years prior so it was the longest time I'd been at the same school before. I can't imagine what Sunny's feeling... especially since he's turned into a shut-in.





I know it's been a while since you've been over at my place, but now might not be a good time, heh heh...


Wait, we haven't see Kel in months and he lives next door? drat, Sunny's got the cold shoulder routine down pat.

There's two more houses on our block, but we'll be back for those another day.





Here's the end of the street for our neighborhood. There's another street down south with more houses, but we can't go to any of them until we visit Hobbeez.





On our way to Hobbeez, we pass by the park. Let's stop in here first, it's been a bit since we were outside... we should stretch our legs a bit.





Wait... are those our friends in the dream world?





...Oh. That's a very active imagination you have there Sunny.





This line always gives me a chuckle. Also speaking of cats, we'll be back later regarding that yellow cat on the monkey bars.





Oh, whoa! I didn't expect to see you here, Jay!

Sunny. this is Jay. He's the captain of the football team at my school! I didn't know you played basketball too!

JOCK: Ehh... huff... I'm just here to kill time. It's more of a hobby than anything. You're trying out for the basketball team this year, right Kel? Maybe you can teach me some of your tricks!

Yeah, definitely! That sounds like fun...

But maybe another time. My childhood friend Sunny here is leaving town in the next few days so we're hanging out all day today.

I'll definitely catch up with you later, though!

JOCK: Sure, we can set something up next week. Same time, same place?

Yup! Sounds good! See you then!


Get a hold of Mr. Popular over here. Also, err... Childhood friend? Kel, it's been a couple months right?

Speaking of Mr. Popular... or lack thereof, let's talk to those dudes wearing buckets on their heads.





RECYCULTIST: As all have littered, all must accept that they are Trash! REDUCE, REUSE, and RECYCLE!!


A cult dedicated to recycling... and yet there's still so much trash around they are literally staring at a bag of trash on the roadside. They really are letting anyone into cults these days.

Speaking of trash, we're going to be collecting a lot of trash while we're wondering around. There's an old lady in the park we can turn our trash in to, and we're going to want to do that for a variety of reasons. If you see any piles of garbage with flies around it, I picked it up. For... the environment of course.





Whoa! That's a cool drawing of the park you have there!

???: Ahh! O-Oh! Hi, there. Thank you... I'm just practicing...

That's what you call practicing!? But it looks so real... I bet you could even sell that for money! Don't you think so Sunny?


Uh sure, I can't see it but surely Kel wouldn't lead me astray here.


See? Even Sunny agrees with me!

Heck, I'd buy that from you right now. Hey, Sunny, can you lend me $20.00?


Your true motivations have been revealed, Kel! I won't forget this...!!


???: Haha... Thanks... That's so nice of you, but it's not for sale. It-It's for my portfolio. I'm trying to get into art school next year.

Aww, darn. That's too bad... That would've looked great on my bedroom wall.

MINCY: You really think so? My name is Mincy. What's yours?

I'm Kel and this is Sunny!

MINCY: Hi, Kel and Sunny. It's nice to meet both of you.

It's nice to meet you too, Mincy.

MINCY: Sigh...

Huh? What's wrong?

MINCY: Oh, it's nothing... You're the first person to say something positive about my drawings. Sometimes when I'm feeling down, it makes me question myself, and it gets hard to move my pencil.

No way! I don't believe that at all! I really think your drawing is great. I wouldn't be able to do that in a million years!

Don't be so hard on yourself, Mincy! Me and Sunny believe in you!

MINCY: Sigh... Y-Yeah! You're right! I just gotta shake off those bad feelings! I'll try and buckle down and finish this now.

That's the spirit! See you around Mincy. You got this!


Aww, Kel. Seems he has changed since... however long its been, considering how Sunny thinks of him in the dream world. Or maybe just not having Aubrey around is enough for him to calm down.





APPLE GUY: Have you ever heard the phrase... "An apple a day keeps the doctor away?" The same concept applies to apple juice! Apple juice supports hydration! It contains beneficial plant compounds and may support heart health... It may also protect your brain as you age! There are no downsides as far am I'm concerned!


... I don't know if it's just a me thing or everyone thing, but I always associate apple juice as a kids drink. Even when I got older and had some, I still felt like I was drinking a 5 year olds beverage. Granted, it is so sugary...





OLD HOBO: Ahh... Today is such a beautiful day, don't you think? I may not have any money, but at least sunlight is free!


And that's it for the park. Not too much going on, even if we did start some important things for later on. Let's head to the plaza.







Hmm... that cardboard cut out looks familiar. Also, I notice the fountain has an interaction icon!





Woohoo! We go toss the coin into the fountain for a wish... what does it do? Good question! We will find out together. The woman next to the fountain tells us she wished to meet her true love... sadly, since she told us her wish it won't come true but she won't know that the next time she goes on a date.




Bargain Bin Boys





Man... remember variety shops like these? Another brick and mortar casualty of amazon.





It's probably been a while since you were here... but it hasn't really changed all that much! It's all the same old stuff... Capt. Spaceboy games, Sweetheart movies, a few pet rocks... except now they're vintage!

Actually... Since we're here, I should probably buy a gift for Hero. He's in college right now, but he should be coming back sometime tomorrow.

He's studying to be a doctor, so maybe I should buy him... some medicine?





No, that's a horrible idea.

You should help pick out the gift, Sunny. Let's look around and see what there is!





Rated M for mature, huh? That's too violent for Hero! He definitely won't appreciate something like this.


Isn't Hero like an adult? How are M rated games not his thing??





These CDs look pretty cool, but I think Hero would appreciate something more sentimental. Let's look for something else...


We will be back for these CDs later...





Looking through these comics brings back so many memories. It's just like old times, huh Sunny? Hero was never too interested in comics though...





I already have this console, Sunny! And I don't think I can afford two...





This thing is way too expensive, Sunny! I love Hero and all but not that much!


Those consoles look quite familiar! Especially the one that's brand new! Just in case you were wondering the time period for this game to take place.





If we get these, I don't think they'll ever make it to Hero...





A lot of these DVDs are catching dust... I'm sure we have most of these somewhere at home already... probably also catching dust...





I've always been fond of these little guys... Hero would get mad at me for spending my lunch money on them, though. Let's not remind him of that...





Wow! The monster in the poster looks so realistic! I'll bet fighting that would be a tough battle!


Oh yeah? Well guess what, maybe we'll take him on!







Woof





Alright, so this guy is actually pretty tough but we can't let Kel know that.






...Or Jackson here goes down after three hits without even a single swing of his chainsaw arms. What a loser!





Woah! A CD fell from behind the poster... Weird... I wonder who hid it there? I guess... we can just take it?





Didn't even have to pay for it! Man, we should fight more posters more often!

And of course, the present for Hero will be in the last place you look.





Wow, that's a mouthful.

Hero had a copy of this when we were kids, but our dog, Hector, destroyed it.

He's going to be so happy when he sees this...

But before that... We need to ask the most important question! How much... does it cost?





$20.00!? This is extortion!





Shoot! I left my wallet at home... Err... Can you spot me, Sunny? I'll pay you back, I promise.


The first time we've seen you Kel in how long? And you're already borrowing money? For Shame!... No seriously, how long's it been?


Thanks, friend! I knew I could count on you!





SHOPKEEP: Kel! How've you been, buddy? It's been a while since you've come around, hasn't it? Ah, that's Papa Chip's Chip-Off-The-Old-Block cookbook! I see you have good taste!

Yeah, my brother used to follow his recipes all the time! His cookies were my favorite.

SHOPKEEP: It's rare that I see another fan of Papa Chip's work. That'll be $20.00, please!





Thanks a lot, Sunny! I bet Hero will love this!


Yeah yeah... you're lucky Sunny had $30.00 on him somehow. I guess its leftover birthday/christmas money, based on my experience as a young teen prior to that first job. Well... let's spend the other $10 right now!





SHOPKEEP: They usually go for $25.00... but you seem like just the right guy for this one... so I'll let it go for $10.00!


Ah, the pet rock... of course we're buying it. In fact, there may even be an entire update dedicated to this thing coming in the future...





Wow! I don't believe it... This is really strange since we haven't played since we were kids... but it just so happens that I have mine, too! Such a weird coincidence, huh?

Hey, I have an idea! Why don't we battle with our pet rocks?

Awww, yeahhhhhh... I'm pumped!







Clash of Jash




Jash Bash







The name of the game is... Rock, Paper, Scissors. I... don't think I need to explain how to play. There's a shitton of time dedicated to this mechanic, the entire update thing I mentioned above isn't a joke, there's an entire hour of footage dedicated just to pet rocks. Just in case you needed a reminder that this game had 7 years of work put in.







So Pluto looks really intimidating, especially with 6 hearts to our 3, but is simple as hell. Kel's thought process consists entirely of "Good ol rock, nothing can beat rock!" so choose paper 3 times to win. Stacking round wins gets you a combo point, so after 3 correct choices in a row - you do 6 points of damage. We'll talk a lot more about them later...


Oh shoot, I lost... I guess I'm pretty rusty... Well, that's okay.

You were always the one who was good at video games anyway! I guess you're the same old Sunny after all!


Kel proceeds to go over Pet Rocks and all that jazz, which we will do another day! We already have a busy schedule ahead of us.




Finding Shapes in the Cloud





So... Where do you wanna go now, Sunny?

Guess there's really not much to do around the suburbs, huh?





Oh, how about the Faraway Park? Yeah the park!

We passed it by on the way here.

That sounds fun, doesn't it?


Well... we visited the park on the way here Kel, there didn't seem to be anything that fun there unless you think picking up litter is fun. Still, let's head over there and see what's going on.




Where We Used to Play





Well hey! We've got music playing this time! That makes it seem more fun already. Seems the local scooter gang has taken up position at the park, so we'll probably need to keep things quiet lest we get bullied by some dorks on scooters and get embarrassed in front of our friend.







YELLOW HAIRED BOY: Wait, don't go! Please!

GIRL ON SCOOTER: Sorry, dude. I can't help you. You're on your own!

Uh-oh... There's some commotion going on over there. Let's check it out.


This seems like a good way to get our asses kicked Kel...





YELLOW HAIRED BOY: I'm begging you. Just ask her to give it back. She won't listen to me...





Wait... is that...?

That's Basil! Leave him alone, you bully!





GIRL ON SCOOTER: Who's there? Oh, it's just Kel... Grumble grumble... Why don't you mind your own business?

Well, why don't you go bother someone else, Kim?

KIM: Psh. Well, aren't you acting all high-and-mighty? You don't make the rules around here!















KIM: Oh, hey Aubrey... This nerd Kel just showed up and thinks he can boss me around! Let's show him what's what!

Kel... what do you want?

Stop messing with Basil! How could you!? We all used to be friends, don't you remember? Tell her Sunny!

...Sunny's here?





Wow, it really is you. It's been a while, but you haven't changed a bit.

How long has it been since you left your house? Three years...? Maybe four? Must have been nice to live in your own little bubble.


...Three to four years!?


Watch it, Aubrey! You don't know what he's been through.

Hmph... Whatever.

Aubrey! Please... listen to me...





Oh... SOOO not cool. You've brought it on now Aubrey.


Hey, stop that!

Leave it alone, Kel. This isn't your problem.

What the heck is wrong with you, Aubrey?!

Ugh... Sunny! C'mon! We've got to do something!

Haha... Are you guys really picking a fight?





Sure, why not? The two of you against me! How's that sound? Come at me! I'll take on the both of you!







Aubrey




Just Leave Me Alone





Sigh... are we REALLY doing this Aubrey? What the hell has happened to you!?





We're going to have Sunny attack and have Kel encourage him to get him some higher attack. That's Kel's only ability and Sunny can use calm down to get a free heal in.





That isn't going to be necessary though.













I'm fine...

KIM: No youre not! You're bleeding! C'mon, we gotta get you out of here!

Ugh... I'll get you back for this...









W-wait a sec! Give me that!

You shouldn't be carrying things around like this, Sunny... That's dangerous!


Look, we just forgot that we still had it on us after fighting the staircase monster, I mean the rug monster, err I mean the steak the well done steak that we ate and OH GOD THAT'S WORSE, WE CAN'T TELL HIM THAT.





Sigh... Aubrey's really changed since you last saw her. Her and her new friends have been nothing but trouble. Poor Basil... let's check if he's okay.





Ah... I'm fine... Thank you... Kel.

I don't know if you noticed, but Sunny is here too! Say hi, Sunny!

Oh... Hey, Sunny. It's been a while, hasn't it? Haha...





I love Kel so much. He always just brings so much energy and positivity to a group clearly in need of it. Aubrey sure seems to need a lot of it.


So, did you wanna hang out with us today?

O-Oh... I'm sorry... I'd love to, but.... I... I should probably head home.

Huh? Really? Are you sure?

My, um... my grandma hasn't been feeling too well lately.

OH, I'm sorry to hear that.

Let us at least walk you home. It's been so long since we've all hung out!

O-Oh... Alright then... Thank you.


Similar to when we walked Basil home in our dreamworld, Basil won't let us head anywhere but his house... which is a block down and to the right from our home.





Err... are you guys... seeing that? Just me? Ok.





Hallucinations of wormholes aside, here's the street with Basil's home.





Hmmm... now where could Basil's house be.


There's Basil's house! It's that one with the green roof!





No problem-o! If you ever need anything from me, just ask, okay? We'll catch you later, Basil!

Okay...















Anything Basil, what do you need?

Well... You see... Something important was taken from me. When... we... used to be friends... Do you remember how I used to take pictures of everyone?

Of course I remember! Those photos meant everything to you!

Ah... Right... Well... Aubrey... She took my photo album and...

AUBREY STOLE YOUR PHOTO ALBUM!?

W-Well... She... She won't give it back...

WHAT A SCUMBAG!!

Don't you worry about a thing, Basil! Me and Sunny got you covered.

Ah... Okay... Thank you...

By the way... about what you said before...





:unsmith:





Well... I'll see you later.







C'mon, Sunny! There's no time to lose! We got a photo album to find! Let's check the park for clues!


Yup! No time to waste! We're definitely going to do this immediately...! We've got to find our friends photo album after all!! We just... need to take a slight detour first...

Faillen Angel
Aug 30, 2018
That moment, when you attack Aubrey and realize "oh poo poo, you just pulled a KNIFE in the REAL WORLD" is the moment I knew this game was something special. It just immediately pulls you out of the fantasy, but in a good way.

...Also, Aubrey kinda pretty like this...........

Robindaybird
Aug 21, 2007

Neat. Sweet. Petite.

It's also kind of funny for Aubrey to freak out about a knife when her battle sprite has her holding a nail bat which certainly isn't MLB regulation.

But in all seriousness it feels right that everyone reacts appropriately to someone pulling a knife out and cutting someone.

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011
the bashful kel sprite is so important

Qrr
Aug 14, 2015


I really loved seeing real world Kel - he got tall, just like he wanted! And of course Aubrey's reaction to the knife was super unexpected (and yes, hypocritical). Kel really does take your knife, it's not equipped after that. I'm not actually sure what happens if Sunny never attacks in that fight.

A whole lot changed in 4 years, if the dream world represents his last impressions of everyone.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
This is already doing a great job of leaving me fairly unsettled, excellent stuff.

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Shaezerus
Mar 24, 2008

God? Or perhaps a devil?
Show me which you'll choose!

Faillen Angel posted:

That moment, when you attack Aubrey and realize "oh poo poo, you just pulled a KNIFE in the REAL WORLD" is the moment I knew this game was something special. It just immediately pulls you out of the fantasy, but in a good way.

I did nearly my entire first run of the game in a Discord stream with a friend who'd already played before and we had such a good time bullshitting I'd completely forgotten I even had the knife still equipped when this fight came up. That moment completely blindsided me and it still personally sticks out as one of the most defining bits in the entire game.

We turned it into a running joke for the rest of the run right up to the final boss and basically treated this as the culmination of the old Giant Bomb knife-versus-bat debate.

Robindaybird posted:

It's also kind of funny for Aubrey to freak out about a knife when her battle sprite has her holding a nail bat which certainly isn't MLB regulation.

If you gently caress around and let her actually do things in the fight, she spends her time headbutting you and doesn't use the bat. I guess it's just for intimidation?

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