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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014



Saturday = SA turd, ay

describe your saturday goon turds ay

Mine lacked fiber but was manageable

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

"The A+ TCC poster
you did nazi coming."





Scrotum Modem posted:

Saturday = SA turd, ay

describe your saturday goon turds ay

Mine lacked fiber but was manageable

I laugh at your non-fibrous BM’s.

I eat three prunes in the morning and three at night. My rear end only knows happy poops.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Posting on the shitter eh

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.




I keep getting the urge like I gotta go, but nothing’s dropped so far

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I keep getting the urge like I gotta go, but nothing’s dropped so far

Except for youre postes

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



Had a pretty good poo this morning. Was real smelly.

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I keep getting the urge like I gotta go, but nothing’s dropped so far

I;m thinking about that fiber

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo

Silent Majority
THE DON







why did you close the one in the fast food forum

it would have been just as appropriate



Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Little known fact, Saturday is actually named after Uranus (the 'ur' in 'Sat ur day'), which was a throwback to Greek Mythology for a horse god who pulled said planet around the sky and was also the god of leeks and large rocks.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


My rear end in a top hat got worked over so good I poo poo out a perfect poo poo cylinder. All the people in the dennys parking lot probably thought I was a robot lol.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020



Pleasant and effortless as always.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



a lot of people dont know this but its the last day of the week

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020



pffyeah and the day ends at sunset, right??

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



thats my feeling on the matter

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017



i had these weird little stringy morsels of poo poo this morning. definitely from the shrimp pad thai. the poo poo looked like just like little shrimps and was even fairly orange. my alcohol induced hemorrhoid is on a quiet period right now, so that was good.

Mega64
May 23, 2008





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLiMy4NaSKc

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



I'm poopin at work right now!

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014



Zippy the Bummer posted:

why did you close the one in the fast food forum

it would have been just as appropriate

drat my mistake





just like that fart that ended up squirtin a nanosquirt o' brown in my pants. watch out for those, brothers

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKtUrS6QTOo

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

unexpectedly big poo poo today. usually one can tell beforehand if there;s something major "coming down the pike" so to speak but this one just came out of nowhere

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Born on a mountain
Raised on SA
Poopin' and postin' and hella gay

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

unexpectedly big poo poo today. usually one can tell beforehand if there;s something major "coming down the pike" so to speak but this one just came out of nowhere

Did you save it for your posting

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Did you save it for your posting

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I laugh at your non-fibrous BM’s.

I eat three prunes in the morning and three at night. My rear end only knows happy poops.

I tried prune juice for the first time recently for experimental purposes, having heard old people drink it to poo poo well. Very tasty so I drank the whole pint pretty quickly.

My rear end soon started vomiting out dark pruney liquid. Multiple diarrhea shits that left my sorry rear end in a top hat sore and bleeding.

Would not recommend. Stick to your three prunes

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad


The Great Twist

Sugared fruit juice is not significantly healthier than pop at all, it just gets marketed that way. Eating fruit is good specifically for the fiber so drinking it in liquid form with a lot of sugar defeats the purpose basically.

Maybe prune juice is different if it can still evoke nasty purple diarrhea though.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.




A Strange Aeon posted:

Sugared fruit juice is not significantly healthier than pop at all, it just gets marketed that way. Eating fruit is good specifically for the fiber so drinking it in liquid form with a lot of sugar defeats the purpose basically.

Maybe prune juice is different if it can still evoke nasty purple diarrhea though.

Prune juice still has quite a bit of the fiber, around 3 grams per serving according to Google.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Saturday sweatpant fart vibes.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Elixir, elixir real good.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO2U3-w4RDU

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

i went from too much jerky to too much pork rinds

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Jan 28, 2021

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

BigBadSteve posted:

I tried prune juice for the first time recently for experimental purposes, having heard old people drink it to poo poo well. Very tasty so I drank the whole pint pretty quickly.

My rear end soon started vomiting out dark pruney liquid. Multiple diarrhea shits that left my sorry rear end in a top hat sore and bleeding.

Would not recommend. Stick to your three prunes

Prune JUICE is disgusting, but prunes are delicious.

Molestationary Store
May 21, 2007



It's for the boys.

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

i liked prune juice (in a limited novelty sort of way) but i did not like what it did to my rear end

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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

is the reason klingons are angry and have furrowed brows because theyre really backed up and can't get prune juice on qo'nos

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