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Saturday = SA turd, ay describe your saturday goon turds ay Mine lacked fiber but was manageable
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Scrotum Modem posted:Saturday = SA turd, ay I laugh at your non-fibrous BM’s. I eat three prunes in the morning and three at night. My rear end only knows happy poops.
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Jan 23, 2021 19:18
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Posting on the shitter eh
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Jan 23, 2021 19:49
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I keep getting the urge like I gotta go, but nothing’s dropped so far 
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Jan 23, 2021 20:02
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I keep getting the urge like I gotta go, but nothing’s dropped so far Except for youre postes
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Jan 23, 2021 20:05
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Had a pretty good poo this morning. Was real smelly.
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Jan 23, 2021 20:43
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I keep getting the urge like I gotta go, but nothing’s dropped so far I;m thinking about that fiber
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Jan 23, 2021 21:03
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why did you close the one in the fast food forum it would have been just as appropriate
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Jan 23, 2021 21:04
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Little known fact, Saturday is actually named after Uranus (the 'ur' in 'Sat ur day'), which was a throwback to Greek Mythology for a horse god who pulled said planet around the sky and was also the god of leeks and large rocks.
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Jan 23, 2021 21:06
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My rear end in a top hat got worked over so good I poo poo out a perfect poo poo cylinder. All the people in the dennys parking lot probably thought I was a robot lol. 
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Jan 23, 2021 21:10
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Pleasant and effortless as always.
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Jan 23, 2021 21:12
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a lot of people dont know this but its the last day of the week
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Jan 23, 2021 21:37
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pffyeah and the day ends at sunset, right?? 
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Jan 23, 2021 21:44
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thats my feeling on the matter
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Jan 23, 2021 21:46
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i had these weird little stringy morsels of poo poo this morning. definitely from the shrimp pad thai. the poo poo looked like just like little shrimps and was even fairly orange. my alcohol induced hemorrhoid is on a quiet period right now, so that was good.
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Jan 23, 2021 21:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLiMy4NaSKc
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Jan 23, 2021 22:57
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I'm poopin at work right now!
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Jan 23, 2021 23:03
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Zippy the Bummer posted:why did you close the one in the fast food forum drat my mistake just like that fart that ended up squirtin a nanosquirt o' brown in my pants. watch out for those, brothers
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Jan 24, 2021 04:39
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKtUrS6QTOo
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Jan 24, 2021 04:40
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unexpectedly big poo poo today. usually one can tell beforehand if there;s something major "coming down the pike" so to speak but this one just came out of nowhere
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Jan 24, 2021 23:01
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Born on a mountain Raised on SA Poopin' and postin' and hella gay
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Jan 24, 2021 23:08
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:unexpectedly big poo poo today. usually one can tell beforehand if there;s something major "coming down the pike" so to speak but this one just came out of nowhere Did you save it for your posting
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Jan 25, 2021 00:38
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Did you save it for your posting 
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Jan 25, 2021 10:01
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I laugh at your non-fibrous BM’s. I tried prune juice for the first time recently for experimental purposes, having heard old people drink it to poo poo well. Very tasty so I drank the whole pint pretty quickly. My rear end soon started vomiting out dark pruney liquid. Multiple diarrhea shits that left my sorry rear end in a top hat sore and bleeding. Would not recommend. Stick to your three prunes
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Jan 26, 2021 19:15
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Sugared fruit juice is not significantly healthier than pop at all, it just gets marketed that way. Eating fruit is good specifically for the fiber so drinking it in liquid form with a lot of sugar defeats the purpose basically. Maybe prune juice is different if it can still evoke nasty purple diarrhea though.
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Jan 26, 2021 19:19
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A Strange Aeon posted:Sugared fruit juice is not significantly healthier than pop at all, it just gets marketed that way. Eating fruit is good specifically for the fiber so drinking it in liquid form with a lot of sugar defeats the purpose basically. Prune juice still has quite a bit of the fiber, around 3 grams per serving according to Google.
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Jan 26, 2021 19:58
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Saturday sweatpant fart vibes.
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Jan 26, 2021 20:51
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Elixir, elixir real good. 
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Jan 28, 2021 03:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO2U3-w4RDU
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Jan 28, 2021 03:36
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i went from too much jerky to too much pork rinds
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Jan 28, 2021 21:36
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BigBadSteve posted:I tried prune juice for the first time recently for experimental purposes, having heard old people drink it to poo poo well. Very tasty so I drank the whole pint pretty quickly. Prune JUICE is disgusting, but prunes are delicious.
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Jan 28, 2021 22:19
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It's for the boys.
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Jan 28, 2021 22:35
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i liked prune juice (in a limited novelty sort of way) but i did not like what it did to my rear end
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Jan 29, 2021 10:29
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is the reason klingons are angry and have furrowed brows because theyre really backed up and can't get prune juice on qo'nos
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