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Either a heart attack from too much caffeine, or a sudden complication from one of my bazillion health conditions.
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something stupid most likely guessing, I dunno, falling down a stairwell at an anime convention or something, something that my family will be embarrassed to talk about, so they'll just say "an accident", and cast their eyes down in shame want to go in on a group buy for these headstones
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Jan 24, 2021 06:58
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On the toilet passing a tremendous poo poo. I'll both have a brain aneurysm and heart attack at the same time. The last thing I will hear is the sound of water splashing from this epic poo poo. But really I bet it's gonna be some kind of cancer.
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Jan 24, 2021 07:08
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i hope i get one of those rad death boners lol talk about a loving stiff!!! 
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Jan 24, 2021 07:18
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Screaming.
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Jan 24, 2021 08:38
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Some form of cancer from exposure to burn pits in Iraq.
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Jan 24, 2021 08:39
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making GBS threads probably
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Jan 24, 2021 08:40
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just as i am trying to crawl away another round of dicks appear in my field of vision. i lose conciousness and never regain it i die doing what i loved, losing conciousness
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Jan 24, 2021 08:49
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My view mere minutes before I die a very happy death.
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Jan 24, 2021 08:55
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A stroke? Something type-1 diabetes related? Or maybe just heart disease that family is akin to.
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Jan 24, 2021 08:59
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car hits me while walking in NYC, untreated skin cancer if not
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Jan 24, 2021 09:14
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Probably those loving Anor Londo archers again. Oh those guys are the WORST. Alternatively, the Pursuer shows up.
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Jan 24, 2021 09:24
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Suicide, assisted or unassisted. Not cause of broke-brains, but as soon as I have some old-age infirmity that negatively impacts quality of life, I'm outta here. I work in a hospital, and see endless misery from old folks day after day. I saw how 3 of my grandparents declined to the point they all wished they were dead, but couldn't give informed consent at that point to end their suffering. No way in hell I'm going to end up like that.
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Jan 24, 2021 09:32
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Owning the world’s largest ammunition manufacturer and naming it after myself
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Jan 24, 2021 09:43
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Probably plane crash, liver failure or suicide. The cost of living on the edge(crippling alcoholism)
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Jan 24, 2021 09:45
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Definitely suicide, preferably by van filled with 500 pounds of fertilizer/diesel mix
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Jan 24, 2021 09:45
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Most likely? Some kind of heart thing. CHF or cardiac arrest. What I’m convinced it’ll be? COVID. Thought it’d be last year for sure.
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Jan 24, 2021 09:47
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Adventure turned misadventure
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Jan 24, 2021 09:54
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I'll probably die of cardiac arrest between tomato stalks, twitching in that small patch of garden with my grandson poking my face with his toy car. The little brat didn't even have the decency to take the orange peel out of my mouth before my family finds me.
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Jan 24, 2021 12:21
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Cyclist's ball
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Jan 24, 2021 12:32
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I'm not gonna die I'm gonna upload t o the bitcoin singularityy
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Jan 24, 2021 12:39
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Sucked off by a freak tornado
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Jan 24, 2021 12:47
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Epic fail aids 
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Jan 24, 2021 12:54
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Probably comically killed by jerking off, like I'll be having a casual bush wank and jizz in my eye then stumble backwards off a cliff. Hopefully the bush chickens find my corpse and get a feed.
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Jan 24, 2021 13:03
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ran out of poop
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Jan 24, 2021 13:50
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hæmorrhoids and aids, op
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Jan 24, 2021 15:15
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covid like everyone else
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Jan 24, 2021 15:26
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Mooey Cow posted:Sucked off by a freak tornado I hope you at least cum first.
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Jan 24, 2021 15:31
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Eh, on second thought this thread is kind of becoming a bummer, nevermind.
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Jan 24, 2021 15:42
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Amorphous Abode posted:If we're all having fun in here than I rescind my joke answer from page one to say that I'd swim out to sea before I fully succumb to a potential Alzheimer's or dementia situation. Everybody says this. Nobody does this. e: this is not a challenge
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Jan 24, 2021 15:43
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Probably a heart attack or something but if I had any choice I think itd be cool to be spaced
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Jan 24, 2021 15:50
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Nvm
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Jan 24, 2021 15:53
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dee eight posted:dual wielding Welding duel and screaming
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Jan 24, 2021 16:23
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Icochet posted:Adventure turned misadventure Honestly it’s probably this. I’ve gotten away with taking way too many silly risks for way too long, and so behaviorally I act like I’m immune to consequences even though intellectually I know that I’m not. Sooner or later the law of averages is going to catch up to me and I’m going to drown/plummet/overdose doing something really stupid.
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Jan 24, 2021 17:18
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Heart disease Or car crash.
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Jan 24, 2021 18:15
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Now that I’ve had time to think about it, knowing my luck it’ll be something way less dignified. Maybe I’ll blow out my o-ring taking a dump or die at my PC with a big-titty anime lady frozen on the screen.
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Jan 24, 2021 18:27
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I'm already dead inside so what does it matter?
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Jan 24, 2021 18:41
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some completely unmanaged future pandemic -or- climate-change related "natural" disaster -or- cancer from exposure to some common household product that they knew was killing people thirty years ago but covered up
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Jan 24, 2021 18:51
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all this thread has shown is that suicide pods have a real market demand
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Yeah they're called cars lol Heart attacks, suicide, fatal crashes, is there nothing they can't do!?!
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