Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Try doing the same to your penis, you may be surprised at the results!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Bet you can't do this to a can of Sapporo :grin:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Go easy on those energy drinks bucko

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

Real cool guys stab cans or bend them enough to tear and then peel into little strips

Nah you gotta smash it against your head!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Why would you even bother, just throw out the cans

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I've never seen a can machine, here you have to bring your covid infested cans to a grumpy guy behind a counter :mad:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Icochet posted:

They're not perfect. You have to insert the cans one by one and no matter how well you think you've licked the cans clean there's always drippage. In your situation the grumpy guy takes the hit. Sticky beer hands are no joke.

But the machine isn't capable of judging your achievements either, that's a big hit imo.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I think in my house all the alcoholics have the unspoken agreement to pile things on a curb so a homeless collector grabs them :shrug:

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply