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BoldFrankensteinMir

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The finger names kinda make sense, sort of. "Thumb" is dumb but "pointer"? Sure, that's relatable. "Middle" is boring but also relatable, as is "ring" in Western cultures at least. "Pinkie" I've always assumed was some kind of sex reference, but at least it's diminutive with that "ie" at the end.

All in all, not great, but not terrible either. But then you get to the toes...

"Big" toe is the only one that isn't named after its finger equivalent and it's the best for it. You wouldn't call your thumb the "big finger", because it's probably not unless you have severely different hands than most people. "Pointer" toes, however, are stupid; pointing to what??? "Index" toe makes even less sense. Meanwhile "middle" toe is again incredibly bland but at least honest, while a "ring" toe, I don't know, if it does have cultural reinforcement it's real light. And then there's the "pinkie" toe, which I can't even come to a lewd theory about. If you can fit your pinkie toe anywhere pink on yourself comfortably, there is a career waiting for you in adult films.

Clearly the toes could use some new names of their own, so let's brainstorm some. What if we changed...

Big toe -> Emperor toe
Pointer toe -> Scout toe
Middle toe -> The other bird
Ring toe -> Bonus toe
Pinkie toe -> Smash toe

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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
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Market toe, home toe, roast beef toe, hungry toe, wee wee wee toe.

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Finger Prince posted:

Market toe, home toe, roast beef toe, hungry toe, wee wee wee toe.

Stoner Sloth



Finger Prince posted:

Market toe, home toe, roast beef toe, hungry toe, wee wee wee toe.

funnily enough at least one hospital in the UK was using this to identify individual toes (since there is no proper medical name for them) for x-rays so you'd get patient notes like

'x-ray, left foot, roast beef and none'

(e: remember reading this in a book about medical mistakes and think it was during the 80's or early 90's so no idea if this still happens)



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Stoner Sloth posted:

funnily enough at least one hospital in the UK was using this to identify individual toes (since there is no proper medical name for them) for x-rays so you'd get patient notes like

'x-ray, left foot, roast beef and none'

(e: remember reading this in a book about medical mistakes and think it was during the 80's or early 90's so no idea if this still happens)

"Damnit, we lost another wee wee wee. I need duct tape, stat!"


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BoldFrankensteinMir

Darn! Darn! Darn!


You can tell it's the home toe without looking, because it has two ridges for your index fingers to always return to.


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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Stoner Sloth posted:

funnily enough at least one hospital in the UK was using this to identify individual toes (since there is no proper medical name for them) for x-rays so you'd get patient notes like

'x-ray, left foot, roast beef and none'

(e: remember reading this in a book about medical mistakes and think it was during the 80's or early 90's so no idea if this still happens)

I do not want a doctor referring to my anatomy by cuts of meat.

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Buttchocks posted:

I do not want a doctor referring to my anatomy by cuts of meat.

Pulled my brisket lifting weights.

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Big, second, third, fourth, pinky

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That seemed logical until I typed it out and I now realize that it's anarchy

BoldFrankensteinMir

Darn! Darn! Darn!


Big toe, Long toe, Medium toe, Other Medium toe, Short toe


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felt cute, might delete later




John, George, Paul, Ringo, Yoko

BoldFrankensteinMir

Darn! Darn! Darn!


Original, Code Red, Livewire, Voltage, and Baja Blast


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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Jim-Bob, Jethro, Bubba, Randy, Cooter, Cletus

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Stoner Sloth posted:

funnily enough at least one hospital in the UK was using this to identify individual toes (since there is no proper medical name for them) for x-rays so you'd get patient notes like

'x-ray, left foot, roast beef and none'

(e: remember reading this in a book about medical mistakes and think it was during the 80's or early 90's so no idea if this still happens)

sir, it's your roast beef. i've consulted with the head of podiatry and he concurs that we'll...have to remove your roast beef. i'm so sorry, sir

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my little toe never touches the ground so i call that one the "floater"

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Excuse me, my "hamstring?" I'll think you not to get familiar

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Dr. Lecter over here creeping on my "liver," wtf is a hepatologist anyway doesn't even sound real

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in honour of jrr tolkens seminal masterpiece "the hobbit" the largest toe will now be known clinically as a "Bilbo"

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BoldFrankensteinMir

Darn! Darn! Darn!


Heather Papps posted:

in honour of jrr tolkens seminal masterpiece "the hobbit" the largest toe will now be known clinically as a "Bilbo"

Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
That's what Big Toe Baggins hates!


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FutonForensic



it would be an improvement if the four lesser toes were fused together into one durable megatoe

alnilam



Finger Prince posted:

Market toe, home toe, roast beef toe, hungry toe, wee wee wee toe.

Came here from thread title alone to post this and am pleased it was post #2

alnilam



Big thick nail
The middle 3
Tiny hosed up nail that curves upwards kinda

BoldFrankensteinMir

Darn! Darn! Darn!


Do people with 6 toes get an extra little piggie in the rhyme?

...and this little piggie went wee wee wee, all the way home.
...and THIS little piggie went ciao ciao ciao, vacationing in Rome.


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alnilam



And this little piggy... they all laughed at this little piggy back at the academy, didn't they. But... heh but who's laughing now! *lightning crash* *pulls away sheet to reveal steaming plate of artificial roast beef*

Prurient Squid

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Big Pete, Wiggles, Firminon, Smithers, Rascal Boy

BoldFrankensteinMir

Darn! Darn! Darn!


Tiamat red
Tiamat green
Tiamat blue
Tiamat black
Tiamat white


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Dick Bastardly

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let's call em "spankies"


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Nosfereefer



"foot sausages"

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Nosfereefer posted:

"foot sausages"

Bratwurst, chorizo, andouille, Cumberland, hot dog

nut


Finger Prince posted:

Market toe, home toe, roast beef toe, hungry toe, wee wee wee toe.


nut


which one is the camel


Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



nut posted:

which one is the camel

In between the left and right market toes.

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So we're just gonna completely bypass the Dis Liddle Piddy Committee and not even give them a heads up?

Alright, since we call cat's feets "beans" then I propose...

HUMAN BEANS.

I'll see myself out the window



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Hubertus, Codex, Chuck, Lister, Li'l Dunson.

BoldFrankensteinMir

Darn! Darn! Darn!


Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe and Larry


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Nosfereefer



i propose that we rename the little toe "baldrick", as its functionally useless and tend to get injured

BoldFrankensteinMir

Darn! Darn! Darn!




Nosfereefer posted:

i propose that we rename the little toe "baldrick", as its functionally useless and tend to get injured


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Manifisto




toe, toe too, toe too too, toe with a vengeance, the toe formerly known as pinky

sadly toe too may no longer be lightheartedly referred to as "electric boogaloo"



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Nosfereefer




mods, namechange plz

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