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Bills	22	34.92%
Chiefs	11	17.46%
SCORING	30	47.62%
Total:	52 votes

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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Laser Rocket Arm

Buffalo Bills (15-3) and Kansas City Chiefs (15-2)
6:40 p.m. ET

Bets
Money line: Bills +150 (bet $100 to win $150) | Chiefs -175 (bet $175 to win $100)
Against the spread/ATS: Bills +3.5 (-115) | Chiefs -3.5 (-105)
Over/Under: 54.5 (O: -110 | U: -110)
Bills are 9-1 ATS across their past 10 games.
The Chiefs are just 1-8 ATS over their previous nine games

At a Glance:

Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes was cleared from the concussion protocol Friday and will be active Sunday after leaving in the second half of the divisional round win over the Cleveland Browns.
Rematch of Week 6, a game the Chiefs won 26-17 in Buffalo
Kansas City ranked 16th in the regular season in total yards allowed per game at 358.3, and they were 14th in the NFL with 236.2 passing yards allowed per contest. The Chiefs ranked 21st against the run, allowing 122.1 yards per game on the ground. That’s not Buffalo’s strong suit, as the Bills ranked 20th in offensive rushing yards per game (107.7).
Buffalo’s offense was high octane in the regular season, posting 396.4 total yards and 31.3 PPG, ranking second in the NFL in both categories. K.C. averaged 415.8 total yards and 303.4 passing yards per game to rank atop the NFL, while being rather middling on defense.

Injuries

Bills

DT Vernon Butler (quadriceps) questionable
WR Gabriel Davis (ankle) questionable

Chiefs

RB Le’Veon Bell (knee) questionable
CB Bashaud Breeland (concussion, shoulder) questionable
RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire (ankle, hip) questionable
CB Rashad Fenton (foot) questionable
LB Willie Gay (ankle) out
WR Sammy Watkins (calf) questionable

# ? Jan 24, 2021 20:48

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# ? Feb 28, 2021 13:39

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

go a chef

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:29

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Laser Rocket Arm

Brady vs one of these teams

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:29

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Ready for baffling decisions

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:29

razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

https://twitter.com/Daveed_F/status/1353075751440977928

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:30

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

we're all in agreement that whoever wins is cool and good and our only hope yeah?

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:31

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Believe.

Alright, let's go

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:31

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

Go Chefs!

A Bills win would own too.

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:31

Argus Zant: Nov 18, 2012; Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

Mustached Demon posted:

we're all in agreement that whoever wins is cool and good and our only hope yeah?

anything it better than brady getting another loving ring

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:31

SunshineDanceParty: Feb 7, 2006; One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.

I was talking to my mom who's a very sweet woman and got me into football and the Chiefs, and we both landed on its okay if the Chiefs lose, but it would be fun to see what it's like to be the dynasty that squash's the dreams of teams and cities like Buffalo.

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:32

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Bills BABY, don't care that they're division rivals - need them to go through to the Superbowl and put down Tom for good, it's the only way to destroy his phylactery

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:32

fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

I would prefer for the Chiefs to win this football contest.

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:32

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Argus Zant posted:

anything it better than brady getting another loving ring

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:32

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

My wings arrived early, so they're sitting in the oven staying warm until I'm hungry (likely around halftime).

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:32

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

CEH being able to play today is amazing after how he looked when he got hurt.

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:33

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Gho Bhills this Whagom has no bhreaks!

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:33

pasaluki: Feb 27, 2008; THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Let's go Bills.

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:33

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Go Bills but I'm ok with the Chiefs too

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:34

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Go Bills

but whoever wins needs to beat the Bucs

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:34

Tulalip Tulips: Sep 1, 2013; The best apologies are crafted with love.

Cake is in the oven but uh major work emergency is brewing so we'll see how much I can watch.

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:34

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

I hope they all have a good time

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:34

Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

As a Pats fan, I feel a bit dirty for vaguely supporting the Bills, but they deserve a little happiness too. But watching Mahomes do Mahomes things is also awesome, so I'm basically just happy for football.

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:34

Booyah-: Dec 21, 2004

just glad i dont have to listen to joe buck

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:34

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Codependent Poster posted:

Go Bills

but whoever wins needs to beat the Bucs

Bills bitch

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:35

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009; Beach Empress

this patriots fan is rooting for the buffalo bills, somehow

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:35

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Maybe this kid will die of a drug overdose.

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:35

MalarkeyToboggan: Jan 4, 2015

Bills, bitch!

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:35

SunshineDanceParty: Feb 7, 2006; One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.

Josh Allen looks so young it throws me off.

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:35

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005

Viva los Bills

you're going to get shithoused though

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:35

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

gently caress yeah kid

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:35

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

The national anthem is much better as an instrumental

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:35

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

Booyah- posted:

just glad i dont have to listen to joe buck

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:35

Acquilae: May 15, 2013

Instrumental national anthems will always be the best

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:35

Tim Whatley: Mar 28, 2010

Bills bitch. I guess you guys deserve one, as a treat.

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:35

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Booyah- posted:

just glad i dont have to listen to joe buck

Who has the Super Bowl broadcast this year out of curiosity? And not wanting to hear Aikman again for as long as possible.

# ? Jan 24, 2021 23:36

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007; "Yup, it looks like his head went so far up his own butt-hole that it exploded right back out his pee-hole and he died in a cataclysmic shower of his own blood and poop and pee."
- Too Much Mustard