Tom Brady Rules Megathread

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

You forgot Rule 0:

Thou shalt power rank no other QB's higher than Tom Brady.

# ? Feb 13, 2021 04:32

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:53

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Tom Brady

# ? Feb 13, 2021 04:54

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

# ? Feb 13, 2021 05:05

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Now put a moon behind it and slap it on a t-shirt.

# ? Feb 13, 2021 14:59

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

You forgot Rule 0:

Thou shalt power rank no other QB's higher than Tom Brady.

this is the unwritten rule of Tom Brady

here's a list of some of the many QBs who are worse than Tom Brady:
Troy Aikman 1989-2000
George Blanda (Also PK) 1949-1958, 1960-1975
Terry Bradshaw 1970-1983
Len Dawson 1957-1975
John Elway 1983-1998
Brett Favre 1991-2010
Dan Fouts 1973-1987
Otto Graham 1946-1955
Bob Griese 1967-1980
Sonny Jurgensen 1957-1974
Jim Kelly 1986-1996
Bobby Layne 1948-1962
Peyton Manning 1998-2015
Dan Marino 1983-1999
Joe Montana 1979-1994
Warren Moon 1984-2000
Joe Namath 1965-1977
Ken Stabler 1970-1984
Bart Starr 1956-1971
Roger Staubach 1969-1979
Fran Tarkenton 1961-1978
Y.A. Tittle 1948-1964
Johnny Unitas 1956-1973
Norm Van Brocklin 1949-1960
Kurt Warner 1998-2009
Bob Waterfield 1945-1952
Steve Young 1985-1999

# ? Feb 13, 2021 17:01

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

He's still posting

https://twitter.com/TB12sports/status/1361326190183743498

# ? Feb 15, 2021 15:49

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

This is why all the �Brady is gonna go into politics� takes for the last like 10 years are so dumb. THIS is what he�s gonna do.

# ? Feb 15, 2021 16:24

Magnetic North: Dec 15, 2008; Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

This is why all the �Brady is gonna go into politics� takes for the last like 10 years are so dumb. THIS is what he�s gonna do.

Por que no los dos?

# ? Feb 15, 2021 17:39

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1361371745907859457

update: still posting

# ? Feb 15, 2021 18:56

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

https://www.si.com/.amp/nfl/2021/02/08/story-of-bucs-super-bowl-season-brady-recruitment-daily-cover?__twitter_impression=true

Tom Brady was effectively made the coach at the bye week lol

quote:

Coach and quarterback never added a third party to that phone call, but they still managed to hit the merge button.

this is just horrendous

# ? Feb 15, 2021 21:53

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Rob Parker has been on a 9 year crusade to count out Touchdown Tom

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1AKpPkzzDrM

# ? Feb 16, 2021 05:49

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Rob Parker has been on a 9 year crusade to count out Touchdown Tom

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1AKpPkzzDrM

Rob Parker is an imbecile. Touchdown Tom can never be counted out.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 05:57

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Rob Parker has been on a 9 year crusade to count out Touchdown Tom

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1AKpPkzzDrM

On one hand it's clearly a poo poo-stirring gimmick so reacting to it means he "won" but on the other hand imagine you decided your gimmick would be "the guy who is never not bitchmade" and went on TV regularly to make sure everyone knew it.

LOL

# ? Feb 16, 2021 14:47

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

"is it just me or is tom brady becoming likable? he was drunk and he hired a social media team hahah!"

no gently caress you and gently caress tom brady

# ? Feb 16, 2021 15:01

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Ehud posted:

"is it just me or is tom brady becoming likable? he was drunk and he hired a social media team hahah!"

no gently caress you and gently caress tom brady

Wrong thread binch

# ? Feb 16, 2021 15:20

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

sean10mm posted:

Wrong thread binch

# ? Feb 16, 2021 15:21

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Magicpants posted:

PLEASE ONLY SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT TOM BRADY IN THIS THREAD NO SARCASM ALLOWED YOU CAN SAY ALL YOUR MEAN THINGS IN THE OTHER THREAD MODS PLEASE BAN ANYBODY WHO SAYS A MEAN THING ABOUT TOM BRADY IN THIS THREAD

# ? Feb 16, 2021 15:21

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Ehud posted:

"is it just me or is tom brady becoming likable? he was drunk and he hired a social media team hahah!"

no gently caress you and gently caress tom brady

It's never too late to let Tom into your life Ehud

Your mother and I are praying for you

# ? Feb 16, 2021 15:26

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

Ehud posted:

"is it just me or is tom brady becoming likable? he was drunk and he hired a social media team hahah!"

no gently caress you and gently caress tom brady

please watch this calming, soul growing video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKqmplOanHU

# ? Feb 16, 2021 15:58

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

ehud you have disparaged the great name of tom brady for the final time! therefore you will be destroyed, prepare for verbal evisceration!

tom brady is better at football than you will be at anything your entire life (especially sex), you boorish uncultured thickskulled philistine stupid PIGFUCK

# ? Feb 16, 2021 18:32

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

Okay I'm sorry. I had some time to cool down, I was angry when I said that. I just get so worked up about Tom Brady. You were in the wrong but I forgive you for your ignorance. Come, join us brother. Cleanse yourself in the GOAT LOAD. All who love Tom Brady shall be good at sex.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 18:40

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Ehud posted:

"is it just me or is tom brady becoming likable? he was drunk and he hired a social media team hahah!"

no gently caress you and gently caress tom brady

SIR YOU ARE IN THE WRONG THREAD

# ? Feb 16, 2021 21:28

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Ehud posted:

"is it just me or is tom brady becoming likable? he was drunk and he hired a social media team hahah!"

no gently caress you and gently caress tom brady

I stand with Ehud :colbert:

# ? Feb 16, 2021 21:52

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uATZX-Jhx2I

# ? Feb 16, 2021 22:10

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uATZX-Jhx2I

this is a loving trip

# ? Feb 16, 2021 23:09

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Raku posted:

this is a loving trip

I love how in the following 27 years he never got any faster.

# ? Feb 16, 2021 23:22

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Maybe the secret to running fast is strawberries? I loving hate strawberries and I'm slow as hell.

# ? Feb 17, 2021 20:24

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Brady is definitely aware that he has the exact same championship record as Otto Graham right? I hope he has a photo of the man in his workout room to get angry at.

Somewhere there�s a 105 year old man who insists that Graham remains the GOAT. And Brady wants to end them.

Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Feb 18, 2021

# ? Feb 18, 2021 00:20

7 RING SHRIMP: Oct 3, 2012

That oval office ehud

# ? Feb 18, 2021 01:55

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Oh god it�s like porn

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Syt-TLC36fE

# ? Feb 18, 2021 04:12

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Shady would of been a Hall of Famer if he wasn�t exiled to Buffalo

# ? Feb 18, 2021 07:11

grack: Jan 10, 2012; COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

indigi posted:

Shady would of been a Hall of Famer if he wasn�t exiled to Buffalo

He made a bunch of money and fell rear end backwards in to two Super Bowl rings. I think he'll be okay.

# ? Feb 18, 2021 07:18

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Lol how did I miss this. Just watch the first 25 seconds it�s the only relevant part

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu7gLKdtQrg

# ? Feb 19, 2021 06:24

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

keep em comin shimmy jimmy. and thank you

# ? Feb 19, 2021 11:56

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

It sucks that all these goat quarterbacks are freaking CHUDS (I don�t know what chud means) so I�m stuck with having to root for uh...

Kyle Orton and S-Sage Roselfels.

# ? Feb 19, 2021 20:10

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Ostentatious posted:

It sucks that all these goat quarterbacks are freaking CHUDS (I don’t know what chud means) so I’m stuck with having to root for uh...

Kyle Orton and S-Sage Roselfels.

Joe Burrow is woke as gently caress, fyi.

# ? Feb 19, 2021 22:38

Magnetic North: Dec 15, 2008; Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Eifert Posting posted:

Joe Burrow is woke as gently caress, fyi.

I hope he has a long career. Thank god he was drafted by the *teleprompter moves down* THE BENGALS?! Aw crap!

# ? Feb 20, 2021 10:41

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Ostentatious posted:

It sucks that all these goat quarterbacks are freaking CHUDS (I don�t know what chud means) so I�m stuck with having to root for uh...

Kyle Orton and S-Sage Roselfels.

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller

# ? Feb 20, 2021 13:15

nah: Mar 16, 2009

Quarterbacks are on TV which means they are fictional characters. Create your own headcanon about their politics so you can feel good about rooting for them

# ? Feb 20, 2021 15:11

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:53

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

tom bradys politics is winning super bowls :byob1:

# ? Feb 20, 2021 15:33

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