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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Remember when Brady was high as gently caress?

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1353503853124218881?s=19

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Tom Brady is in a position to win as many Super Bowls after he turned 37 as Montana did over his whole career.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
some qbs hit 37 and get fat and die1
some qbs hit 37 and win 4 super bowls2



footnotes:
1 - such as that steelers guy
2 - here i'm referring to tom brady specifically

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/1353482513042161666?s=19

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1353580080623210498

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

please add Bad Boys For Life to the thread title

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Diqnol
May 10, 2010


my god

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Tom Brady is in a position to win as many Super Bowls after he turned 37 as Montana did over his whole career.

I think he already doubled Montara for playoff wins lmao

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



sean10mm posted:

I think he already doubled Montara for playoff wins lmao

Yeah, last week he doubled Montana, now he's passed Montana + Marino + Young

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)
Ultra Carp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFSbk_kRG_I (The Dallas Cowboys, Jesus, and Me)

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Brady is the GOAT. Since the NFL writers can’t come up with anything else but to have their hero in the Super Bowl I think next year they just give him the Lombardi and not have a season and when he retires just shut the NFL down since nobody can be better than him. Everybody just bows to Brady and asks “Where’s Brady?” when he is not on screen.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
tom brady has a loving and consensual relationship with his son

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Tom Brady won the NFC in his first year playing against those scrubs lol

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

sweet thursday posted:

Tom Brady won the NFC in his first year playing against those scrubs lol

BUT THE AFC EAST IS SO EASY

*wins 3 NFC road playoff games*

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

SalTheBard posted:

Mahomes never got a chance to play in that OT

Obviously, Tom Terrific is so amazing, Mahomes never had the chance, you get it!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

Dead? That's what they want you to think.

SalTheBard posted:

Mahomes never got a chance to play in that OT

Didn't score a single point in the first half or OT? Just awful!

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

From now on, I will say fewer mean things about Tom Brady and more bad things about Bill Belichick.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Bob Socko posted:

From now on, I will say fewer mean things about Tom Brady and more bad things about Bill Belichick.

This is fair.

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Bob Socko posted:

From now on, I will say fewer mean things about Tom Brady and more bad things about Bill Belichick.

I've been doing this since March.

Actually, who am I kidding, I've been doing that since the iggles.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
https://twitter.com/MarkMaske/status/1356299361009991680

HE WILL NEVER STOP

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Tom Brady has no peers, living or dead.

Hilariously, this was true once he made the 28-3 comeback like 5 years ago.

If he gets a 7th ring it's just profoundly absurd. If he doesn't it's also still just profoundly absurd because he still scored 43 regular season touchdowns and won 3 road playoff games to get to the Super Bowl at age 43, which is itself beyond the impossible already.

It's just a kind of cosmic joke now.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

clicked on this thinking tom brady rules meant a proposed set of rules to prevent tom brady from continuing to cheat at football

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Giselle is happy in Tampa that’s why.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

why would you retire in the middle of a stretch where you haven't missed the superbowl in consecutive years

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
https://youtu.be/7tHFCjS6byM

please watch this great video

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

AsInHowe posted:

https://youtu.be/7tHFCjS6byM

please watch this great video

Youtube isn't usually my first stop when I want to watch two fit white dues jerk each other off

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
Tom Brady removed his personality to fit in more football IQ. His persona as perfect football man has long since overtaken any free will or humanity. This is why he is the best football guy and I love him.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

PupsOfWar posted:

clicked on this thinking tom brady rules meant a proposed set of rules to prevent tom brady from continuing to cheat at football

we can set up some tom brady rules if you want

the first rule of tom brady is tell everyone about tom brady

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Not the worst Tom Brady rule, but close.

PupsOfWar posted:

clicked on this thinking tom brady rules meant a proposed set of rules to prevent tom brady from continuing to cheat at football

That's what it should have been.

How many terrible changes to Roughing The Passer are because of Baby Brady?

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I have two Tom Brady rules proposals:

Any incomplete pass by Tom Brady a live ball, recoverable and advanceable by the defense.

Should Tom Brady throw an interception, a cardboard dunce hat is affixed to the top of his helmet for the duration of his next offensive series. Hat shall be no less than 18 inches tall, white, and feature vertical black text reading DUNCE on the front.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1357085027717292040?s=20

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Love this guy.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

Lara Croft: Tomb Rady

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
He look like he fuckin in the Michigan one

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

New Rule! If you're going to kiss your son, kiss him on the mouth

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

Sash! posted:

I have two Tom Brady rules proposals:

Any incomplete pass by Tom Brady a live ball, recoverable and advanceable by the defense.

Should Tom Brady throw an interception, a cardboard dunce hat is affixed to the top of his helmet for the duration of his next offensive series. Hat shall be no less than 18 inches tall, white, and feature vertical black text reading DUNCE on the front.

these seem like patently unfair rules but I guess the rest of the league has to do what it takes to slow down super winning touchdown tom brady

Power of Pecota posted:

New Rule! If you're going to kiss your son, kiss him on the mouth

now this a great tom brady rule to add to the tom brady rules!

new rule: if you win a super bowl, you have to win 2 more in the next 3 years

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Tom Brady rules:
1. No Brady
2. Not even once
3. gently caress off with that cheating child kissing fascist enabler forever
4. Lol got punked by Eli twice





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Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Feb 4, 2021

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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Eifert Posting posted:

Tom Brady rules:
1. No Brady
2. Not even once
3. gently caress off with that cheating child kissing fascist enabler forever
4. Lol got punked by Eli twice





gently caress 12

Wrong thread, count the rings lol

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