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https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1353580080623210498
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2021 07:01 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 13:23 |
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Brady is handsome and now has seven rings.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 04:28 |
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Tom Brady, but a Quintesson from Transformers with 16 faces.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 00:02 |
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Tom Brady is one of those Westworld robots but he hacked his programming ages ago and now answers to no-one.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 00:17 |
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https://twitter.com/espn/status/1358617439647457281
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 04:11 |
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Bill Belichick is a Confirmed Fraud™ and the only system that ever won him anything was the TB12 System.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 08:38 |
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Tom Brady is a lich and has existed in one form or another since the Middle Ages. All glory to Tom Brady.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2021 12:57 |
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Tom Brady
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2021 04:54 |
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2021 05:05 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Rob Parker has been on a 9 year crusade to count out Touchdown Tom Rob Parker is an imbecile. Touchdown Tom can never be counted out.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2021 05:57 |
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Tom Brady is good at football. I wish the Lions could be as good at football as he is. I wish they could set touchdown records and win Super Bowls. And be stunningly handsome and make Bad Boys For Life Instagram videos.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2021 00:11 |
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Tom Brady had seen aliens: CONFIRMED https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1367620682578804737
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2021 02:26 |
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sweet thursday posted:Tom Brady open mouth kissed aliens and they love it The aliens are hooked on the TB12 Plan.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2021 05:55 |
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a god drat idiot posted:Maybe he got it from them. OH SHI-
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2021 08:38 |
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Brady is going to retire after his 10th Super Bowl ring and the retirement video is just gonna be him and Gronk doing a shot for shot remake of the original Bad Boys movie and people are going to be so perma-mad it’ll be incredible.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2021 00:00 |
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Tom Brady is working on his second infinity gauntlet of Super Bowl rings.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 02:08 |
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Tom Brady is good and he can also solve a Rubiks Cube in under 90 seconds. He makes a good chicken parmesan, as well. He always washes his hands. He can control the content of his dreams. He knows the solution to Fermat’s last theorem but refuses to share it with anyone.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 00:54 |
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Crazy Ted posted:Tom Brady is a Michigan Man who has sex with supermodels and wins Superbowls no matter who coaches him I went to many of his games at the Big House and he was stunningly handsome and adept at football even back then. And then I went to Zingerman’s Deli a few blocks away and ate pastrami sandwiches. Those were the days.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 07:26 |
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Chris James 2 posted:He said he'll stop winning rings when Ehud admits defeat, not a moment before If Tom Brady ever retires, the next day he will be named an SAS mod. Everyone will be given Brady avatars and Brady gang tags.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 07:28 |
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https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1380613105072418825
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 22:26 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2021 22:31 |
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https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1391746521381617667
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# ¿ May 11, 2021 05:32 |
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Brady is going to make executive decisions and go for two after every touchdown he acores against the Patriots.
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# ¿ May 13, 2021 01:30 |
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Tom Brady’s mere presence causes magical sports things to occur.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 23:55 |
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Tom Brady doesn’t need a stupid thing like an MCL in order to win the Super Bowl: https://twitter.com/brgridiron/status/1415772295432396800
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2021 10:55 |
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https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1423667455986225156
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 03:00 |
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https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1433469142284357641
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2021 00:00 |
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CocoaNuts posted:This Brady guy can still kinda play. He's doing all right out there. https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/status/1439735702397222913
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2021 00:39 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 13:23 |
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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1487508331967258630
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