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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1353580080623210498

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Brady is handsome and now has seven rings.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Tom Brady, but a Quintesson from Transformers with 16 faces.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Tom Brady is one of those Westworld robots but he hacked his programming ages ago and now answers to no-one.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/espn/status/1358617439647457281

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Bill Belichick is a Confirmed Fraud™ and the only system that ever won him anything was the TB12 System.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Tom Brady is a lich and has existed in one form or another since the Middle Ages.

All glory to Tom Brady.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Tom Brady

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Rob Parker has been on a 9 year crusade to count out Touchdown Tom

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1AKpPkzzDrM

Rob Parker is an imbecile. Touchdown Tom can never be counted out.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Tom Brady is good at football.

I wish the Lions could be as good at football as he is. I wish they could set touchdown records and win Super Bowls. And be stunningly handsome and make Bad Boys For Life Instagram videos.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Tom Brady had seen aliens: CONFIRMED

https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1367620682578804737

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

sweet thursday posted:

Tom Brady open mouth kissed aliens and they love it

The aliens are hooked on the TB12 Plan.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

a god drat idiot posted:

Maybe he got it from them.

OH SHI-

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Brady is going to retire after his 10th Super Bowl ring and the retirement video is just gonna be him and Gronk doing a shot for shot remake of the original Bad Boys movie and people are going to be so perma-mad it’ll be incredible.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Tom Brady is working on his second infinity gauntlet of Super Bowl rings.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Tom Brady is good and he can also solve a Rubiks Cube in under 90 seconds.

He makes a good chicken parmesan, as well.

He always washes his hands.

He can control the content of his dreams.

He knows the solution to Fermat’s last theorem but refuses to share it with anyone.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Crazy Ted posted:

Tom Brady is a Michigan Man who has sex with supermodels and wins Superbowls no matter who coaches him

may we all aspire to be like him

I went to many of his games at the Big House and he was stunningly handsome and adept at football even back then.

And then I went to Zingerman’s Deli a few blocks away and ate pastrami sandwiches. Those were the days.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Chris James 2 posted:

He said he'll stop winning rings when Ehud admits defeat, not a moment before

If Tom Brady ever retires, the next day he will be named an SAS mod.

Everyone will be given Brady avatars and Brady gang tags.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1380613105072418825

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1391746521381617667

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Brady is going to make executive decisions and go for two after every touchdown he acores against the Patriots.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Tom Brady’s mere presence causes magical sports things to occur.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Tom Brady doesn’t need a stupid thing like an MCL in order to win the Super Bowl:

https://twitter.com/brgridiron/status/1415772295432396800

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1423667455986225156

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1433469142284357641

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

CocoaNuts posted:

This Brady guy can still kinda play. He's doing all right out there.

https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/status/1439735702397222913

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1487508331967258630

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