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 Pictured here is Tom Brady, who is a quarterback in the National Football League, which this thread is about.  Pictured here is a goat because Tom Brady is often considered the Greatest Of All Time (or GOAT for short, get it?).  Pictured here is a pirate because Tom Brady plays a football team called the Buccaneers, which is a fancy word for pirate. Talk about Tom Brady in this thread, specifically about why he's so good and a famous quarterback and will succeed with the Tampa Bay Buccanneers football team.  PLEASE ONLY SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT TOM BRADY IN THIS THREAD NO SARCASM ALLOWED YOU CAN SAY ALL YOUR MEAN THINGS IN THE OTHER THREAD MODS PLEASE BAN ANYBODY WHO SAYS A MEAN THING ABOUT TOM BRADY IN THIS THREAD
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I'll start. I heard Tom Brady is a good dad and a good husband (dynamite in the sack but don't go there XD) and he has won many football games too. Thanks for reading this post! And thanks for supporting Tom Brady!
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Jan 24, 2021 22:55
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yes tom brady is a registered sex offender, however this is not the thread to dwell on that, this is thread to point out that this handsome man has been in 10 SUPER BOWLS ~~in 20 years~~ Magicpants fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Jan 25, 2021 |
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Jan 25, 2021 00:15
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Tom Sellout posted:pov: an innocent strawberry
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Jan 25, 2021 00:23
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thank you for this important information now i dont know how long aaron rodgers has been in the league but at this rate his career only needs to last 10 times longer than it is now to match tom brady
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Jan 25, 2021 00:52
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SalTheBard posted:Wrong thread you can't be in the wrong thread when you're in the Tom Brady Rules Megathread, friend
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Jan 25, 2021 01:32
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some qbs hit 37 and get fat and die1 some qbs hit 37 and win 4 super bowls2 footnotes: 1 - such as that steelers guy 2 - here i'm referring to tom brady specifically
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Jan 25, 2021 02:32
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tom brady has a loving and consensual relationship with his son
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Jan 25, 2021 22:33
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https://twitter.com/MarkMaske/status/1356299361009991680 HE WILL NEVER STOP
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Feb 1, 2021 20:30
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Tom Brady removed his personality to fit in more football IQ. His persona as perfect football man has long since overtaken any free will or humanity. This is why he is the best football guy and I love him.
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Feb 3, 2021 19:44
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PupsOfWar posted:clicked on this thinking tom brady rules meant a proposed set of rules to prevent tom brady from continuing to cheat at football we can set up some tom brady rules if you want the first rule of tom brady is tell everyone about tom brady
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Feb 3, 2021 19:46
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Sash! posted:I have two Tom Brady rules proposals: these seem like patently unfair rules but I guess the rest of the league has to do what it takes to slow down super winning touchdown tom brady Power of Pecota posted:New Rule! If you're going to kiss your son, kiss him on the mouth now this a great tom brady rule to add to the tom brady rules! new rule: if you win a super bowl, you have to win 2 more in the next 3 years
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Feb 4, 2021 18:57
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Eifert Posting posted:Tom Brady rules: mods!!!!!!?!!!! In the OP I specifically said to only say NICE things about Tom Brady. Sheesh, some people.
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Feb 4, 2021 19:56
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Eifert Posting posted:That is nice. I'm being quite generous. You have blasphemed the name of the great and powerful Tom Brady. This is the opposite of nice! New rule: thou shalt honor Tom Brady and keep his name holy
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Feb 5, 2021 00:37
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Cavauro posted:tom brady's daughter is going to be the president and his sons are going to win 8 super bowls each. and tom is going to win a lot of super bowls and marry the richest model ever Now here's someone who knows how to participate in the Tom Brady Rules Megathread! We could all learn a lot from this man.
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Feb 5, 2021 16:11
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let us all have a moment of mediation and quiet reflection on how loving good tom brady is at football
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Feb 8, 2021 02:22
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Athanatos, what kind of special privileges do I get for posting the correct tom brady thread? I was thinking some kind of supreme power. Can we perhaps cast out the nonbelievers?
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Feb 8, 2021 04:22
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Athanatos posted:What would you like? Oh I dunno, just like, make everyone call me His Holiness, and give me the ability to permanently edit everyone's posts, and ban everyone who ever posted one bad thing about tom brady, and maybe a tithe too.
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Feb 8, 2021 04:33
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 Athanatos posted:How about a banner ad that links to this thread? ill settle for that
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Feb 8, 2021 04:43
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go for it
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Feb 8, 2021 04:47
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Feb 8, 2021 05:03
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5 oldest players to win a super bowl (so far): Tom Brady 43 Tom Brady 41 Tom Brady 39 Peyton Manning 39 John Elway 38
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Feb 8, 2021 05:06
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let us cleanse ourselves in the goat load
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Feb 8, 2021 16:51
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Feb 8, 2021 20:57
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this basically summarizes the last 15 pages of the aftermath thread
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Feb 8, 2021 22:01
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people all over the globe are finding their own ways to celebrate tom brady https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AslhRtTdKSw
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Feb 8, 2021 22:11
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Ehud posted:god drat he’s had so much work done agreed, he should work harder to win more super bowls
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Feb 8, 2021 23:59
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Obviously I’m biased as all hell to start with but I’ve seen more praise of Brady and what he did with the Bucs from all corners of the internet than I ever have before. And the parade celebration is just being completely loved. For the first time in 20 years Brady was basically able to turn off Robot Mode and it’s actually kind of endearing. tom brady is a robot through and through. people like him now for the same reason they like wall-e. he escaped a dystopian nightmare factory for a life of color and joy
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Feb 11, 2021 22:02
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Tom Brady Rules! The Tom Brady Rules: 1. The first rule of Tom Brady is tell everyone about Tom Brady. 2. The second rule of Tom Brady is tell everyone about Tom Brady. 3. If you're going to kiss your son, kiss him on the mouth. 4. Thou shalt honor Tom Brady and keep his name holy. 5. Thou shalt supplicate thine self before Tom Brady and sacrifice all thy own for his glory. 6. Thou shalt shun the nonbeliever. All who would slander Tom Brady must be destroyed. 7. Count the rings, bitch. 8. The best one is the next one. 9. Get hosed. 10. GOAT LOAD
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Feb 13, 2021 01:03
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:You forgot Rule 0: here's a list of some of the many QBs who are worse than Tom Brady: Troy Aikman 1989-2000 George Blanda (Also PK) 1949-1958, 1960-1975 Terry Bradshaw 1970-1983 Len Dawson 1957-1975 John Elway 1983-1998 Brett Favre 1991-2010 Dan Fouts 1973-1987 Otto Graham 1946-1955 Bob Griese 1967-1980 Sonny Jurgensen 1957-1974 Jim Kelly 1986-1996 Bobby Layne 1948-1962 Peyton Manning 1998-2015 Dan Marino 1983-1999 Joe Montana 1979-1994 Warren Moon 1984-2000 Joe Namath 1965-1977 Ken Stabler 1970-1984 Bart Starr 1956-1971 Roger Staubach 1969-1979 Fran Tarkenton 1961-1978 Y.A. Tittle 1948-1964 Johnny Unitas 1956-1973 Norm Van Brocklin 1949-1960 Kurt Warner 1998-2009 Bob Waterfield 1945-1952 Steve Young 1985-1999
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Feb 13, 2021 17:01
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ehud you have disparaged the great name of tom brady for the final time! therefore you will be destroyed, prepare for verbal evisceration! tom brady is better at football than you will be at anything your entire life (especially sex), you boorish uncultured thickskulled philistine stupid PIGFUCK
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Feb 16, 2021 18:32
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Okay I'm sorry. I had some time to cool down, I was angry when I said that. I just get so worked up about Tom Brady. You were in the wrong but I forgive you for your ignorance. Come, join us brother. Cleanse yourself in the GOAT LOAD. All who love Tom Brady shall be good at sex.
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Feb 16, 2021 18:40
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tom bradys politics is winning super bowls 
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Feb 20, 2021 15:33
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thanks for outing all the nonbelievers so that they may be dispatched with ehud. however! this blatant abuse of mod power will not stand! the unspeakable slander you have put in the thread title to blaspheme Tom Brady has cast shame upon the fine folks of the football funhouse, upon yourself, and upon all human dignity. also it is proven incorrect with all the super bowls the man has won. this is grounds for impeachment. down with ehud! Tom Brady Rules!
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Apr 5, 2021 23:28
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you know, people criticize tom brady for kissing his son, but has anyone considered that maybe his son is the perv?
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Jun 22, 2021 04:18
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while tom brady is a convicted pedophile and international war criminal, he is also the best football player to ever play football which is far more important
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Jun 22, 2021 14:18
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it is truly a testament to the mannings that they were able to slow down tom brady slightly while not even being tom brady themselves. fortunately the mannings are long gone from this league so the thousand year reign of tom brady will devour all without challenge or mercy
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Jul 6, 2021 13:45
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best draft pick of all time best everything of all time
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Dec 5, 2021 23:54
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wandler20 posted:https://twitter.com/TB_Facts/status/1467601152963485700?t=ugFgaepQtBz2ItG0s6Y5_A&s=19 here's a fascinating trend, it appears as though anyone who has attempted this enough times ends up losing very often, except tom brady who keeps winning a lot. everyone knows that passing is always the most valuable thing to do so this data must be incorrect. also tom brady is a statistical outlier which means he doesn't count
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Dec 6, 2021 05:57
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A.o.D. posted:Is this real? ha no way, who would name their child Player C?
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Dec 6, 2021 18:14
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