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DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
oh poo poo now I have to remember how this game worked

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DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
god drat I am gonna be SO BAD, I can already tell

I've hit the point of going "eh, making my team not suck feels like work, I'll just make a couple minor tweaks here and there" in record time

That's okay, the rest of you can use the points

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
I'm just glad we still all remember the important thing about this game, which is that press releases are funny

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
I dunno about anyone else but my plan is "suck at first while amassing soccerbux, then try to assemble a good team"

past history demonstrates that I will at least succeed at the first part

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
yay only a few more hours before I remember that I am Bad At This

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Rapner posted:

You say this after I backed you in pools? :tif:

I tried warning you man, I dunno what to tell you

that'll teach you for believing in me

idiot

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Elendil004 posted:

Coffee Beans, you injured two of my players and failed to soap my locker room and lost the game. How do you feel?

sad

not about the injuries, just about the wasted soccerbux

I remembered that the fun in this game largely involves inflicting pain on other people

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
Ahh yes, languishing in the bottom of the standings while desperately trying to get my young and untested players to suck less for later seasons. Just where I wanted to b... okay maybe not wanted to be but at least it's where I'm comfortable being

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Shadowlz posted:



I don't know what I'm doing but I guess it's right.

If this isn't a big flashing Soap Me sign I dunno what is

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Nephzinho posted:

How the gently caress do the Sheds still have money to pick up a 32/13 midfielder. My double header against them is going to loving hurt.

soap soap soap

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
The Coffee Beans won a game

this is not a drill

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
I just had a player increase in form because, according to the game, he finally got Facebook

god dammit I thought this game was supposed to be realistic, Facebook has never made anyone better at anything

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Subliminal Ninja posted:

I have a plan okay! It’s just... slow.

High-five, fellow "young team that I'm hoping will suck less down the line" buddy

E: at least I'm assuming that's the plan

I'm gonna claim that's my plan

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
*pulling up match report*

wh... what? How? What?!?

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Rapner posted:

Going to sit out of trading for at least a week. Releasing 30 hungry goons at once in the market creates a feeding frenzy.

same, plus it'll give me a chance to earn some soccerbux so that I might be able to afford something decent

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
Most inefficient, baby! Whooooooooo!

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
Ahh, back where we belong - last place in our division. Phew!

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
I'm not sure I like this "not in last place" thing, it's scary

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
Coffee Beans end of season report: We're not last! Whoooooo!

DV results don't look awful, either. I have high hopes we're building a decent foundation here.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
A few of my youngsters are failing to develop and will have to be kicked to the curb once I pick up a few vets to shore up the staff, but honestly I'm fairly pleased overall

I feel like I'm starting to get a handle on what I need to do, the only question is "did I gently caress it up too badly already to have a shot at doing it"

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
we're four games in and the Coffee Beans are in first I don't like this this is ahead of my projected schedule

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
Manager of the Week, that's right muthafuckaaaaaas

Stick to the same midfield-heavy tactics all season and occasionally switch up the formation or assign a win bonus and you too could achieve my levels of stunning success

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
when you set your style to 'cautious' and your opponent is on 'offensive' and yet you win 4-0... that's good, right? Asking for a friend

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
hey it turns out the competition in Retu Nagele A is tougher than it was in Mr Taupe

who knew

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
see it's comments like that that make me feel better about not having any star youth players

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Elendil004 posted:

Stop buying candles

NEVER

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Flayer posted:

So Bees gains control of the league just days before a critical match to decide the championship?!?! This is exactly the kind of skulduggery and conniving back room dealing I signed up for.

"I am not Bees Everywhere, I assure you" --Sepp Blatter

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DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
back to The Bad League for me, but I got some halfway decent DVs out of my younger players so hopefully this season didn't derail the ol' slow ramp-up

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