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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB88t3W8x20
  • WWE Champion Drew McIntyre, fresh out of 2 weeks isolation following a positive COVID test, goes face to face with a guy in his 50s.
  • Asuka (C) defends the Raw Women's Championship against Alexa Blis
  • Matt Riddle has to run through a gauntlet of The Hurt Business to get a shot against Bobby Lashley... who recently beat him clean in a singles match.
  • Charlotte Flair vs. Shayna Baszler

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Jiro
Jan 12, 2004



When did Raw change it's intro? How does that poo poo not cause a seizure? Why am I watching Raw?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




When will they switch out the sword of Drew's for a giant peacock?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Jiro posted:

When did Raw change it's intro? How does that poo poo not cause a seizure?

Some Business Executive Somewhere: The show causes seizures? Time to give WWE another billion dollars!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.






Grimey Drawer

I am tuning in in spite of my better judgement.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

I thought the redtext someone dumped on you was in bad taste and a bit much so here's a corgi instead.

Going to be wild when Hideki Suzuki comes out & debuts on Raw, refusing to do the job to Roman Reigns & shooting on him instead.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

We'll roll on with our heads held high.
Our conscience in the gutter,
Our dreams up in the sky.





I hate myself enough to pay attention to this.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hitting the Submit Post button


I am so sick of the CORRECT thing even though I know that's the point

It's XPac heat for me though

Jiro
Jan 12, 2004



Jerusalem posted:

Some Business Executive Somewhere: Indeterminate amount of time has passed? Time to give WWE another billion dollars!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.






Grimey Drawer

Starting with a long promo good sign

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

LAUNCH BALLMAN


I thought last years rumble was the least excited I've ever been for one. Not so

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

I don't know what I just saw.



Scruffy the janitor posted:

I thought last years rumble was the least excited I've ever been for one. Not so

Least the 2 winners will be a surprise.

Because they haven't built anyone up, not because there are too many choices.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.






Grimey Drawer

Webster’s defines a queen as

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Charlotte Flair: If I have a weakness it's that I'm too self-critical.... IF I have a weakness.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


That's a stupid nickname you're not called Miss Wrestlemania you've never been been called Miss Wrestlemania, lying little poo poo with your bullshit nickname gently caress you

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.






https://twitter.com/wwe/status/1353873524847489029?s=21

Just incredibly bad cuts

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.






Grimey Drawer

I know the promo writing has all the excitement of wallpaper paste but at least put some energy into reading it

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.






Grimey Drawer

Hahahaha your first match of the evening

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hitting the Submit Post button


Wow a 2 minute match where Charlotte destroys Shayna and then it ends in DQ

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Literally less than a minute gently caress you but also WWE randomly just got given another billion dollars for this finish.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Wow....that feels good






Fallen Rib

Let's see Flair has been in 5 Wrestlemania's and is 3-2. And neither lost was in a singles match.

Digital Jedi fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Jan 26, 2021

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts



this is not very good so far op

e: so that's 50% of what was announced prior to the show already over. 2h 40m to go

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.






Grimey Drawer

Oh good it became a tag offscreen

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.





Pillbug

this match is not very good

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.






Grimey Drawer

LOL

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




lol at that finish

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hitting the Submit Post button


Why is Riddle getting another shot at the US title after repeatedly getting his rear end kicked including by the retired MVP

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.





Pillbug

Intruder posted:

Why is Riddle getting another shot at the US title after repeatedly getting his rear end kicked including by the retired MVP

feuds must go on.. then. now. foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrr

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts



i feel like im being told to go gently caress myself

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

LAUNCH BALLMAN


Well that was sloppy garbage

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.






Grimey Drawer

What

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts



uh

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.





Pillbug

lol this is so dumb

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

pee cock

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014


Are they doing the thing where wrestling during the commercial breaks isn't allowed again?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




You used Charlotte too much on the show

You used Lacey Evans too much on the show

You used Nia Jax too much on the show

You used Dana Brooke too much on the show

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


I missed the first part of this match and thought it was just still going, then found out it actually ended and then they just... did it again.

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

LAUNCH BALLMAN


Oh god it's not over

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.






graph posted:

i feel like im being told to go gently caress myself

New thread title

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Jiro
Jan 12, 2004



DuhSal posted:

this match is not very good

Every Raw and Smackdown for the last five years.

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