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every day i see the kung fu school viciously smashing boards and cinderblocks that i, a construction worker, could use to build things with. what is going on with these guys? |
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 that's quality material! what the hell!
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Jan 26, 2021 21:12
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they have no respect for anything
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Jan 27, 2021 00:57
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looks like they're building positive self-esteem and passion heather!
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Jan 27, 2021 01:11
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I have seen a lot of kung fu movies, and I would only expect to see violence like this if the building materials either a) killed their teacher, or b) desecrated their dojo.
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Jan 27, 2021 02:03
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new season of cobra kai's main antagonist is a home depot
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Jan 27, 2021 02:36
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daniel larusso and his miyagi do students (violent teenagers who previously had a karate gang fight in a high school) staring coldly at the home depot while clenching their fists
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Jan 27, 2021 02:38
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Builder: Ooh, lunchtime. Let me just put this loong, wiggly fibreboard plank between these two sawhorses to keep it out of the mud while I eat my sandwiches on the other side of the site... Kung-fu school, peeking over fence: 
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Jan 27, 2021 02:42
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You joke now but have you ever seen what building materials can do during an earthquake, for example?
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Jan 27, 2021 06:11
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dissertation on the intricate and prehistoric phylogenetic common ancestor to kung fu fighters and the amish based on a shared capacity to disassemble a house v quick
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Jan 27, 2021 10:50
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a bunch of boards and cinderblocks murdered my sensei and i swore revenge OP
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Jan 27, 2021 11:10
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bruce lee: you have offended my family and you have offended the shaolin temple 2x4: ...
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Jan 27, 2021 12:51
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Listen, the break is bad, but I can use this piece of wood as a splint until-- (injured Kung Fu guy shatters the wood with a chop from his good arm) I really wish you'd stop doing that. |
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Jan 27, 2021 14:37
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*angry Chinese farmers demanding to know who caused the opium epidemic* *filthy rich European opium merchant nervously pointing towards a stack of building supplies before he boards his ship to sail home*
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Jan 27, 2021 15:03
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google THIS posted:Listen, the break is bad, but I can use this piece of wood as a splint until--
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Jan 27, 2021 17:51
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do you have any idea how expensive a 10 by 8 plate glass window is? it's a lot, and the customer won't pay if it gets smashed by a kung fu gang chasing an undercover cop before installation lemme tell you.
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Jan 27, 2021 17:52
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Notice me, foreman |
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Jan 27, 2021 19:16
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its part of a long con. a dip and double dip scenario. |
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Jan 27, 2021 19:57
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boards are jerks, no way to sugarcoat it
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Jan 27, 2021 21:30
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"students, hit the bricks" the wise master bows his head, and raises it with a wry smile because all the students except the alert prodigy have gone home |
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Jan 27, 2021 21:41
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That's no mere pile of rubble. It's martial art 
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Jan 27, 2021 21:44
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*wide shot of a windowless white van speeding towards a karate dojo, star swipe to a shot of the inside to reveal its full of dynamite and gasoline, another star swipe to the drivers seat where a 2x4 sits propped up against the steering wheel, camera pans to the passenger seat to show a cinder block, tense music gets louder*
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Jan 27, 2021 22:17
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i guess they like meat because i've also seen them harass fruit vendors and spill their wares into the street
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Jan 27, 2021 23:04
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those little pigs r gonna be begging for the wolf after they catch this smoke
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Jan 28, 2021 00:40
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*kool aid man busts through a wall in a commercial* kung fu guy: omfg...
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Jan 28, 2021 00:55
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Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral kung fu guys that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my building materials play?
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Jan 28, 2021 01:18
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Barco Fiesta posted:Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral kung fu guys that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my building materials play? if u vault over the cars on blocks and aim you can enter slow motion mode
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Jan 28, 2021 02:28
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Jaguars! posted:Notice me, foreman Luvcow posted:*kool aid man busts through a wall in a commercial*
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Jan 28, 2021 03:33
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Serious question though: is it more disastrous to own a building supply store in a kung fu movie or a fruit stand in a 70's cop movie?
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Jan 28, 2021 03:39
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"why not both" a man called jackie chan screams as he destroys my livelihood
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Jan 28, 2021 03:42
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:That's no mere pile of rubble. It's martial art martial architecture
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Jan 28, 2021 03:59
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i supply the building materials to make fruit stands, and let me tell you, every day is a rollercoaster
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Jan 28, 2021 04:04
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:That's no mere pile of rubble. It's martial art Stoner Sloth posted:martial architecture 
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Jan 28, 2021 04:05
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The Axe Gang took all the axes and this wood ain't gonna chop itself. |
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Jan 28, 2021 11:05
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A brick trying to IRobot VanDamme after {insert generic revenge motivation}
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Jan 28, 2021 13:48
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until someone teaches these king fu masters the strength of a deep love in Jesus Christ they will never get me in my phone book castle
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biosterous posted:i supply the building materials to make fruit stands, and let me tell you, every day is a rollercoaster
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Jan 29, 2021 15:24
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When you realize your dojo is made of building materials 
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Jan 29, 2021 15:39
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google THIS posted:When you realize your dojo is made of building materials *breathing heavily, crying while clenching my teeth*
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Luvcow posted:new season of cobra kai's main antagonist is a home depot lol |
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