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Heather Papps


hello internet friend






every day i see the kung fu school viciously smashing boards and cinderblocks that i, a construction worker, could use to build things with.

what is going on with these guys?

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Heather Papps


hello internet friend







that's quality material! what the hell!

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Chrs



they have no respect for anything

sk

(ヤイケス!)




looks like they're building positive self-esteem and passion heather!

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I have seen a lot of kung fu movies, and I would only expect to see violence like this if the building materials either a) killed their teacher, or b) desecrated their dojo.


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Luvcow




new season of cobra kai's main antagonist is a home depot


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Luvcow




daniel larusso and his miyagi do students (violent teenagers who previously had a karate gang fight in a high school) staring coldly at the home depot while clenching their fists


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Jaguars!




Builder: Ooh, lunchtime. Let me just put this loong, wiggly fibreboard plank between these two sawhorses to keep it out of the mud while I eat my sandwiches on the other side of the site...

Kung-fu school, peeking over fence:

Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



You joke now but have you ever seen what building materials can do during an earthquake, for example?



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nut


dissertation on the intricate and prehistoric phylogenetic common ancestor to kung fu fighters and the amish based on a shared capacity to disassemble a house v quick


Stoner Sloth



a bunch of boards and cinderblocks murdered my sensei and i swore revenge OP



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Luvcow




bruce lee: you have offended my family and you have offended the shaolin temple

2x4: ...


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Listen, the break is bad, but I can use this piece of wood as a splint until--

(injured Kung Fu guy shatters the wood with a chop from his good arm)

I really wish you'd stop doing that.

Luvcow




*angry Chinese farmers demanding to know who caused the opium epidemic*

*filthy rich European opium merchant nervously pointing towards a stack of building supplies before he boards his ship to sail home*


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Heather Papps


hello internet friend






google THIS posted:

Listen, the break is bad, but I can use this piece of wood as a splint until--

(injured Kung Fu guy shatters the wood with a chop from his good arm)

I really wish you'd stop doing that.

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Heather Papps


hello internet friend






do you have any idea how expensive a 10 by 8 plate glass window is?
it's a lot, and the customer won't pay if it gets smashed by a kung fu gang chasing an undercover cop before installation lemme tell you.

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Jaguars!




Notice me, foreman

Jerry Bindle



its part of a long con. a dip and double dip scenario.

Khanstant



boards are jerks, no way to sugarcoat it

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you


"students, hit the bricks"

the wise master bows his head, and raises it with a wry smile because all the students except the alert prodigy have gone home

Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



That's no mere pile of rubble. It's martial art



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Luvcow




*wide shot of a windowless white van speeding towards a karate dojo, star swipe to a shot of the inside to reveal its full of dynamite and gasoline, another star swipe to the drivers seat where a 2x4 sits propped up against the steering wheel, camera pans to the passenger seat to show a cinder block, tense music gets louder*


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Heather Papps


hello internet friend






i guess they like meat because i've also seen them harass fruit vendors and spill their wares into the street

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nut


those little pigs r gonna be begging for the wolf after they catch this smoke


Luvcow




*kool aid man busts through a wall in a commercial*

kung fu guy: omfg...


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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives


Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral kung fu guys that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my building materials play?

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






Barco Fiesta posted:

Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral kung fu guys that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my building materials play?

if u vault over the cars on blocks and aim you can enter slow motion mode

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Jaguars! posted:

Notice me, foreman


Luvcow posted:

*kool aid man busts through a wall in a commercial*

kung fu guy: omfg...


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

Prof. Crocodile
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!


Serious question though: is it more disastrous to own a building supply store in a kung fu movie or a fruit stand in a 70's cop movie?


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"why not both" a man called jackie chan screams as he destroys my livelihood

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Stoner Sloth



Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

That's no mere pile of rubble. It's martial art

martial architecture



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biosterous






i supply the building materials to make fruit stands, and let me tell you, every day is a rollercoaster



thank you heather papps for this sig!!!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

That's no mere pile of rubble. It's martial art

Stoner Sloth posted:

martial architecture

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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



The Axe Gang took all the axes and this wood ain't gonna chop itself.

nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen


A brick trying to IRobot VanDamme after {insert generic revenge motivation}

nesaMDoom

nut


until someone teaches these king fu masters the strength of a deep love in Jesus Christ they will never get me in my phone book castle


Luvcow




biosterous posted:

i supply the building materials to make fruit stands, and let me tell you, every day is a rollercoaster


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google THIS



When you realize your dojo is made of building materials

Luvcow




google THIS posted:

When you realize your dojo is made of building materials

*breathing heavily, crying while clenching my teeth*


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Macnult


Luvcow posted:

new season of cobra kai's main antagonist is a home depot

lol

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