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"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."
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Put a nice little chocolate under her pillow so it can get all gooey and messy and she can lick it off her arm in the morning!!!!!
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- alexandriao
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"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."
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Remember to find lovely plants to put on the computer CRT monitor
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"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."
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Remember to share all the juicy gossip you get from your therapist!
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Jan 27, 2021 03:13
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- Kaiser Schnitzel
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Replace her toothpaste with hot sauce!
ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!
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Jan 27, 2021 03:56
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- Kaiser Schnitzel
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Try using coarsely ground black pepper instead of coffee grounds
ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!
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Jan 27, 2021 03:56
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shave your plentiful body hair completely off and use it to make a portrait of your partner. when they reach for you in the dark, put the portrait there instead.
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- SweetWillyRollbar
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Can't post for 4 hours!
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shave your plentiful body hair completely off and use it to make a portrait of your partner. when they reach for you in the dark, put the portrait there instead.
Gather their hair clippings to make a heartfelt and personalized sweater or blanket for them.
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Jan 27, 2021 09:09
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start doing cool high fives instead of gross, gross kisses
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Jan 27, 2021 10:44
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call each other coach
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eat nerds candy but only one at a time
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- SweetWillyRollbar
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Can't post for 4 hours!
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Shower irregularly so they'll invite you to shower with them.
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Jan 27, 2021 11:20
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pretend you're cheating to stoke the fires of jealousy
 https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!
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oops i read the thread title as ways to SPICE up your marital life plz disregard my suggestions above.
ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!
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Jan 27, 2021 17:59
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As a serious suggestion, stuff your waifu pillow with spruce needles
ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!
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Jan 27, 2021 18:00
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Everyone knows the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, so punch your husband there as hard as you can!
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Jan 27, 2021 18:04
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- kuskus
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show support by entering the background of their zoom calls while you're "straight donald duckin' it"
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Jan 27, 2021 18:21
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if you generally use 1h weapons try using a 2h weapon or if you duel wield swap which hand each weapon goes in. Just dont try range weaponry those guys are cheaters
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if you generally use 1h weapons try using a 2h weapon or if you duel wield swap which hand each weapon goes in. Just dont try range weaponry those guys are cheaters
Try breaking non-traditional building materials, such as wet cement or insulation.
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Jan 27, 2021 18:52
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slap her really hard on the belly
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Jan 27, 2021 19:02
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Add footage from old industrial shorts to your home movies.
Oh wait, sorry, that's how to splice up your marriage.
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Jan 27, 2021 19:12
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- canyoneer
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take a marital arts class together. if the point is not to compete but to get exercise and have fun then don't worry about what kind
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Jan 27, 2021 20:12
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set their favorite bodily sound as your new message alert, and their AOL welcome chime to 3am breathing noise with church reverb
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Jan 27, 2021 22:42
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- minecraft_holmes
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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endurance jelqing
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Jan 28, 2021 06:19
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- alexandriao
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"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."
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Gather their hair clippings to make a heartfelt and personalized sweater or blanket for them.
ive never heard of heartfelt, what kind of felt is it?
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Jan 28, 2021 19:33
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Feb 27, 2021 19:07
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- alexandriao
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"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."
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eat nerds candy but only one at a time
with chopsticks!!!
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