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alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


Put a nice little chocolate under her pillow so it can get all gooey and messy and she can lick it off her arm in the morning!!!!!

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alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


Remember to find lovely plants to put on the computer CRT monitor

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


Remember to share all the juicy gossip you get from your therapist!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




Replace her toothpaste with hot sauce!




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




Try using coarsely ground black pepper instead of coffee grounds




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



Plant a spruce tree on your side of the bed



Sig elements by Khanstant & CoG

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kuskus



shave your plentiful body hair completely off and use it to make a portrait of your partner. when they reach for you in the dark, put the portrait there instead.

SweetWillyRollbar
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!


kuskus posted:

shave your plentiful body hair completely off and use it to make a portrait of your partner. when they reach for you in the dark, put the portrait there instead.

Gather their hair clippings to make a heartfelt and personalized sweater or blanket for them.

Yinlock





attack her from the shadows with deadly shuriken at random points throughout the day, she'll thank you for increasing her combat readiness


nut


start doing cool high fives instead of gross, gross kisses


nut


call each other coach


nut


eat nerds candy but only one at a time


SweetWillyRollbar
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!


Shower irregularly so they'll invite you to shower with them.

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






pretend you're cheating to stoke the fires of jealousy

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a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




oops i read the thread title as ways to SPICE up your marital life plz disregard my suggestions above.




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




As a serious suggestion, stuff your waifu pillow with spruce needles




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

cruft



Everyone knows the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, so punch your husband there as hard as you can!

kuskus



show support by entering the background of their zoom calls while you're "straight donald duckin' it"

snergle


if you generally use 1h weapons try using a 2h weapon or if you duel wield swap which hand each weapon goes in. Just dont try range weaponry those guys are cheaters

cruft



snergle posted:

if you generally use 1h weapons try using a 2h weapon or if you duel wield swap which hand each weapon goes in. Just dont try range weaponry those guys are cheaters

Try breaking non-traditional building materials, such as wet cement or insulation.

Jerry Bindle



slap her really hard on the belly

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Add footage from old industrial shorts to your home movies.

Oh wait, sorry, that's how to splice up your marriage.

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you


take a marital arts class together. if the point is not to compete but to get exercise and have fun then don't worry about what kind

kuskus



set their favorite bodily sound as your new message alert, and their AOL welcome chime to 3am breathing noise with church reverb

Stoner Sloth



canyoneer posted:

take a marital arts class together. if the point is not to compete but to get exercise and have fun then don't worry about what kind

suprise your partner by playfully hiding boards and cinder blocks around the place for them to smash

e: oh sorry i thought this was interesting ways to spruce up your martial life



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

minecraft_holmes

FLUFFERNUTTER


endurance jelqing

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Gather their hair clippings to make a heartfelt and personalized sweater or blanket for them.

ive never heard of heartfelt, what kind of felt is it?

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alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


nut posted:

eat nerds candy but only one at a time

with chopsticks!!!

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