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Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

Countdown to the forums breaking

# ? Jan 27, 2021 04:29

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# ? Feb 27, 2021 18:31

Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

At least I think so. He just got a sixer

# ? Jan 27, 2021 04:30

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Looks to me like it's just a new C-SPAM IK testing their powers, since the person who did it probated themselves immediately after.

But maybe someday...

# ? Jan 27, 2021 04:33

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!

Knormal posted:

He activated Lowtax’s trap card.

# ? Jan 27, 2021 04:36

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012; Well, there goes our grant money.

# ? Jan 27, 2021 04:46

Mega64: May 23, 2008

Linux Pirate posted:

# ? Jan 27, 2021 19:33

Proficient Scoundrel: Aug 25, 2005

Linux Pirate posted:

too much spine

# ? Jan 27, 2021 19:56

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; "When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure

Linux Pirate posted:

# ? Jan 27, 2021 19:56

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; ...but i didnt finish

Linux Pirate posted:

# ? Jan 27, 2021 19:56

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; Pillbug

You fool that's a loadbearing lowtax!

A loadtax

# ? Jan 27, 2021 19:56

Convex: Aug 19, 2010

domestic abuser voices are being silenced!!!!

# ? Jan 27, 2021 19:58

Agent Escalus: Oct 5, 2002; "I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Proficient Scoundrel posted:

And not enough boxed wine

# ? Jan 28, 2021 00:27

Asshole Rose: Dec 28, 2017

Lowtax dead today of an overdose of crack cocaine

# ? Jan 29, 2021 01:01

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

One year ago, he was still living the high life with Goldbelly pies, a leased GT-R and some stinkers to snoof. Now, all he can do is perform on the street corner for change and half-eaten Hostess pies.

https://i.imgur.com/eZSaqgx.mp4

# ? Jan 29, 2021 01:20

EorayMel: May 29, 2015; You got the fluffy kitty kitty!

Remember when people liked/defend lowtax lol

# ? Jan 29, 2021 02:27

Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Did anyone laugh at doom house? Serious question.

# ? Jan 29, 2021 03:11

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Doom house, or doom bathroom?

# ? Jan 29, 2021 11:27

STABASS: Apr 18, 2009; I'll be the rollinbout; Fun Shoe

Full Metal Jackass posted:

I still think it's pretty funny

# ? Jan 29, 2021 12:10

Aginor: Aug 1, 2005; "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"

EorayMel posted:

Only the arsekissers did that. He was always an insufferable prick. Him and his motley crew of lap dogs.

# ? Jan 29, 2021 14:46

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

jeffery made his money not off of bitcoin but off of predatory investment firms, the gamestop stonk madness has ruined him and he is going to sell the site back to lowtax, who is going to make us all kiss him on the mouth like tom brady

# ? Jan 29, 2021 15:26

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; Want a better avatar? Boom! Better avatar. Don't say you never got nothing.

Linux Pirate posted:

Sir Not Appearing posted:

good day lowtax, u fat gently caress

# ? Jan 29, 2021 15:55

Beard Dandruff: May 10, 2017

Ziv Zulander posted:

Wait did he post recently? If so link that poo poo.

# ? Jan 29, 2021 16:02

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!; Ultra Carp

Linux Pirate posted:

# ? Jan 29, 2021 16:23

Play: Apr 25, 2006; So I roll with a rolling thunder
And I howl with the howling wind
And I drift downstream for as long as it takes
To get up and around the bend

okay

# ? Jan 29, 2021 16:28

Archer666: Dec 27, 2008

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Watching Doom House and Mood House right after another is pretty funny ngl

# ? Jan 29, 2021 16:30

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Doom House was created long before I signed up, so I never found it funny but I just kind of assumed it was just some kind of inside joke amongst veteran goons.

# ? Jan 29, 2021 16:54

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

I always figured it was Lowtax wandering around the home he just purchased trying to find where that chirping noise was coming from.

# ? Jan 29, 2021 17:00

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; ...but i didnt finish

Full Metal Jackass posted:

yes, you loving goober

# ? Jan 29, 2021 17:03

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; New Year, New Me!

The Ron Paul commercial was pretty funny too.

# ? Jan 29, 2021 17:07

Yvershek: Nov 15, 2000; and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Anything involving Fragmaster turned out pretty funny. Have to factor that in there.

# ? Jan 29, 2021 17:14

Hasturtium: May 19, 2020; A VAST WIFE WING CONSPIRACY

Full Metal Jackass posted:

I thought it was kinda funny 18 years ago when I was a lot less discerning. I tried watching it a couple years ago and felt like I was wasting my time, and I say that as someone who loves shot on video horror and offbeat humor. Fragmaster was a highlight.

# ? Jan 29, 2021 17:16

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.; Smellrose

Linux Pirate posted:

# ? Jan 29, 2021 17:17

EorayMel: May 29, 2015; You got the fluffy kitty kitty!

Over/under on Lowtax in a given amount of time from now trying to fit back in on something awful via rereg and getting found out and banned again immediately

# ? Jan 29, 2021 18:07

Yvershek: Nov 15, 2000; and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Seems like Facebook is the despicable environment that will supply him the pity party he always wants.

# ? Jan 29, 2021 18:18

low key sex master: May 27, 2004

honestly Jeffrey should just have a contest once a month where someone gets to perma lowtax

you just unban him, perma, unban again

the forums would make so much money

# ? Jan 29, 2021 18:30

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; Ultra Carp

Full Metal Jackass posted:

I enjoyed the Ebaum's World Dot Com song/cartoon 12 or 13 years ago, even though the lowtax worship in it was always the worst part

And his cameo in Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

But those weren't actually made by him obviously

# ? Jan 29, 2021 18:50

Whybird: Aug 2, 2009; Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar; Nap Ghost

Hasturtium posted:

It was pretty funny 18 years ago because 18 years ago Youtube hadn't even been created yet. The novelty of seeing a video clip that had been created by and for the internet was a pretty big deal, and parody is one of those genres where you can lean into a lovely delivery and get away with it.

# ? Jan 29, 2021 18:55

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009; _{Self Defense}
Nil Satanus carborundum

_{Yeshua akbar!}
_{_{(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)}}

Full Metal Jackass posted:

No, but I'm afraid I laughed at the Space Robots ICQ prank, which I first read an embarassingly small number of years ago.

Even a Lowtax could be funny sometimes, though at some point long ago he appears to have turned purely facetious-'wacky' and ceased to be funny at all. No Lowtax, mugging to the camera in the year of our Lord 2020 just didn't cut it.

# ? Jan 29, 2021 21:39

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# ? Feb 27, 2021 18:31

ProfessorMarvel: Jan 6, 2021; Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

In retrospect bringing each woman from each of his failed marriages onto the site and involving them in it either as a writer or mod or both was probably a red flag.

# ? Jan 29, 2021 21:44

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