You just missed it Popeye hit Bluto and Blutos pants fell down and

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Asshole Rose: Dec 28, 2017

he wasn't wearing any underpants!!!

# ? Jan 27, 2021 23:45

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# ? Mar 6, 2021 14:17

Shishkahuben: Mar 5, 2009

lol

# ? Jan 27, 2021 23:48

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981; MTV

Popeye got sniped in the back of the head by a Mexican man and the bullet bounced back and killed the Mexican man.

# ? Jan 27, 2021 23:50

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Popeye got sniped in the back of the head by a Mexican man and the bullet bounced back and killed the Mexican man.

Lol classic mexican standoff

# ? Jan 27, 2021 23:53

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

I heard Popeye is actually a lich and Bluto is looking for his phylactery to destroy him.

We've been rooting for the bad guy the whole time!!!

# ? Jan 27, 2021 23:53

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Popeye had a vagine and a baby fell out of the vagine and popeye wound up and socked the baby right in the kisser

# ? Jan 28, 2021 00:10

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

I too have read matt groening's x is hell series of cartoon books

# ? Jan 28, 2021 00:18

ELI PORTER: Sep 16, 2007; I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

Bluto's dick is, naturally, massive, but his balls are tiny like little raisin's

# ? Jan 28, 2021 00:18

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

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free hubcaps: Oct 12, 2009

poopeye lmao

# ? Jan 28, 2021 00:25

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

take that you piece of poo poo

# ? Jan 28, 2021 01:36

Aardvark!: Mar 3, 2002

it's too bad canned spinach is terrible

# ? Jan 28, 2021 01:38

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; ~*Suck My Balls*~; Fun Shoe

spinach goes in smoothies

# ? Jan 28, 2021 01:39

Debunk This!: Apr 12, 2011

Popeye the sailor man (toot toot)
Lived in a garbage can (toot toot)
He turned on the heater and blew off his weiner
Popeye the sailor man (toot toot)

# ? Jan 28, 2021 01:50

ELI PORTER: Sep 16, 2007; I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

popeye has opposite style dick and balls from the style Bluto has, like a dried out gherkin on top of two baSEBALLS sorry caps lock baseballs

# ? Jan 28, 2021 02:01

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981; MTV

The Popeye thing i posted wasn't even fake.

# ? Jan 28, 2021 02:03

Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Was Popeye even in the Navy? Stolen Valor imo

# ? Jan 28, 2021 02:23

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

Yes, the Transylvanian navy (because he is a lich)

# ? Jan 28, 2021 02:24

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 24, 2020

What kind of dumbass name is Bluto anyway??

# ? Jan 28, 2021 02:33

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

# ? Jan 28, 2021 02:40

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

What kind of dumbass name is Bluto anyway??

it's short for blutengel

# ? Jan 28, 2021 02:42

Weka: May 5, 2019; And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Bro can you spot me a hamburger?

# ? Jan 28, 2021 05:35

Zeluth: May 12, 2001

All of these because someone did not want to eat the cabbage.

Sweatpea lessons 201

# ? Jan 28, 2021 12:37

Ventral EggSac: Dec 3, 2019

I'm Popeye the sailor moon (toot-toot)
I'm Popeye the sailor moon
I'm Fighting Evil by Moonlight
Cause I'm winning love by daylight
I'm Popeye the Sailor Moon

# ? Jan 28, 2021 14:53

DarkSoulsTantrum: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

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Big Beef City posted:

Popeye had a vagine and a baby fell out of the vagine and popeye wound up and socked the baby right in the kisser

hosed up

# ? Jan 28, 2021 14:59

End of Shoelace: Apr 5, 2016

Hmm what's going on around here? Hmm oh it's like that is it, well I'll show 'em how we do things around here hmm haha

# ? Jan 28, 2021 15:03

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.

Popeye is a bullshit sailor. He doesn't even drink.

# ? Jan 28, 2021 15:21

Ventral EggSac: Dec 3, 2019

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Popeye is a bullshit sailor. He doesn't even drink.

He drinks spinash juice though

# ? Jan 28, 2021 15:26

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012; Well, there goes our grant money.

poopdeck pappy was an abusive father.

# ? Jan 28, 2021 16:51

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

popeye would be a lot cooler if he smoked WEED out of that pipe lmao

# ? Jan 28, 2021 17:42

Zeluth: May 12, 2001

Big Beef City posted:

popeye would be a lot cooler if he smoked WEED out of that pipe lmao

Gimme more of those jeep jeeps! Ack ack ack! Why, you little ... gimme more of that jeep jeep!

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# ? Jan 28, 2021 17:52

HOMO ERECTUS: Dec 27, 2012; Love Conquers All

gently caress you op i didnt miss poo poo wtf what the hell man, drat

# ? Jan 28, 2021 17:58

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; Pillbug

free hubcaps posted:

poopeye lmao

# ? Jan 28, 2021 18:04

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009; _{Self Defense}
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Popeye hit Bluto and Bluto's pants fell down and...

... get this...

BLUTO SHAT HIMSELF!!!

# ? Jan 28, 2021 18:11

givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.; Dinosaur Gum

Debunk This! posted:

Popeye the sailor man (toot toot)
Lived in a garbage can (toot toot)
He turned on the heater and blew off his weiner
Popeye the sailor man (toot toot)

Heater and wiener don't even rhyme. The correct version is...

He turned on the gas and burned off his rear end

# ? Jan 28, 2021 18:14

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of "meh"

givepatajob posted:

Heater and wiener don't even rhyme. The correct version is...

He turned on the gas and burned off his rear end

I always heard "I never go swimming with bow-legged women"

# ? Jan 28, 2021 18:18

Debunk This!: Apr 12, 2011

givepatajob posted:

Heater and wiener don't even rhyme. The correct version is...

He turned on the gas and burned off his rear end

you're right I'm a fraud... a complete phony, I don't even know how I live with myself.

# ? Jan 28, 2021 18:33

DarkSoulsTantrum: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

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BigBadSteve posted:

Popeye hit Bluto and Bluto's pants fell down and...

... get this...

BLUTO SHAT HIMSELF!!!

What in the hell....?

# ? Jan 28, 2021 18:37

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

BigBadSteve posted:

Popeye hit Bluto and Bluto's pants fell down and...

... get this...

BLUTO HAD A LIL BONER!!!

# ? Jan 28, 2021 18:50

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# ? Mar 6, 2021 14:17

DarkSoulsTantrum: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.

Do you think spinach affects Popeye�s sexual prowess and/or dick size?

# ? Jan 28, 2021 18:54

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