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Asshole Rose
Dec 28, 2017


he wasn't wearing any underpants!!!

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Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009






lol

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Popeye got sniped in the back of the head by a Mexican man and the bullet bounced back and killed the Mexican man.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Popeye got sniped in the back of the head by a Mexican man and the bullet bounced back and killed the Mexican man.

Lol classic mexican standoff

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I heard Popeye is actually a lich and Bluto is looking for his phylactery to destroy him.

We've been rooting for the bad guy the whole time!!!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Popeye had a vagine and a baby fell out of the vagine and popeye wound up and socked the baby right in the kisser

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020



I too have read matt groening's x is hell series of cartoon books

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt


Bluto's dick is, naturally, massive, but his balls are tiny like little raisin's

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009



poopeye lmao

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018



take that you piece of poo poo

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



it's too bad canned spinach is terrible

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

spinach goes in smoothies

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011




Popeye the sailor man (toot toot)
Lived in a garbage can (toot toot)
He turned on the heater and blew off his weiner
Popeye the sailor man (toot toot)

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt


popeye has opposite style dick and balls from the style Bluto has, like a dried out gherkin on top of two baSEBALLS sorry caps lock baseballs

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




The Popeye thing i posted wasn't even fake.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Was Popeye even in the Navy? Stolen Valor imo

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Yes, the Transylvanian navy (because he is a lich)

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020



What kind of dumbass name is Bluto anyway??

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020



The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020



Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

What kind of dumbass name is Bluto anyway??

it's short for blutengel

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Bro can you spot me a hamburger?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



All of these because someone did not want to eat the cabbage.

Sweatpea lessons 201

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



I'm Popeye the sailor moon (toot-toot)
I'm Popeye the sailor moon
I'm Fighting Evil by Moonlight
Cause I'm winning love by daylight
I'm Popeye the Sailor Moon

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Big Beef City posted:

Popeye had a vagine and a baby fell out of the vagine and popeye wound up and socked the baby right in the kisser

hosed up

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016


Hmm what's going on around here? Hmm oh it's like that is it, well I'll show 'em how we do things around here hmm haha

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Popeye is a bullshit sailor. He doesn't even drink.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Popeye is a bullshit sailor. He doesn't even drink.

He drinks spinash juice though

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





poopdeck pappy was an abusive father.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




popeye would be a lot cooler if he smoked WEED out of that pipe lmao

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Big Beef City posted:

popeye would be a lot cooler if he smoked WEED out of that pipe lmao

Gimme more of those jeep jeeps! Ack ack ack! Why, you little ... gimme more of that jeep jeep!

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HOMO ERECTUS
Dec 27, 2012

Love Conquers All







gently caress you op i didnt miss poo poo wtf what the hell man, drat

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

free hubcaps posted:

poopeye lmao

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


Popeye hit Bluto and Bluto's pants fell down and...








... get this...










BLUTO SHAT HIMSELF!!!





givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Dinosaur Gum

Debunk This! posted:

Popeye the sailor man (toot toot)
Lived in a garbage can (toot toot)
He turned on the heater and blew off his weiner
Popeye the sailor man (toot toot)

Heater and wiener don't even rhyme. The correct version is...

He turned on the gas and burned off his rear end

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of "meh"



givepatajob posted:

Heater and wiener don't even rhyme. The correct version is...

He turned on the gas and burned off his rear end

I always heard "I never go swimming with bow-legged women"

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011




givepatajob posted:

Heater and wiener don't even rhyme. The correct version is...

He turned on the gas and burned off his rear end

you're right I'm a fraud... a complete phony, I don't even know how I live with myself.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





BigBadSteve posted:

Popeye hit Bluto and Bluto's pants fell down and...








... get this...










BLUTO SHAT HIMSELF!!!







What in the hell....?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




BigBadSteve posted:

Popeye hit Bluto and Bluto's pants fell down and...








... get this...










BLUTO HAD A LIL BONER!!!






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DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Do you think spinach affects Popeye’s sexual prowess and/or dick size?

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