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Ika posted:But its fairly likely that at least 18 of those 19 billion just went to other hedge funds / banks, and you bet they are gonna profit on the way down. Its paper losses while they are squeezed. They could just pay the lenders until they bankrupt. But if that stock stays at 300, they cant live.
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spunkshui posted:Its paper losses while they are squeezed. And as long as DeepFuckingValue holds and post his picture every day, most of these lunatics will hold. Is it enough? Who knows, they do not give a single gently caress though. It's like the MAGA effect except it might actually do some good in the long run because now Wallstreet regulation is going to be on everyone mind after they lose their 1000 buckaroos. quote:"Check my post history, I called this before the first breakout and I’m calling it again. AMC is not only next, it has already started. I expressed the market volume fundamentals the first time, but now I’ll explain why we NEED AMC to be next: maniacripper fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Jan 30, 2021 |
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Philthy posted:I always thought it was because no where could ever let you "cash" out so you were essentially stuck buying: at this point there are US exchanges (eg coinbase) that you can cash out and be certain you're actually gonna get money, rather than itchy & scratchy bux or a bank transfer from the Republic of Arstotzka that's gonna bounce after 4 days however, the reputable US-based exchange also reports your cashing out to the IRS. and Biden's treasury sec looks like she's also gonna make them follow other banking rules (high transaction reporting, anti-laundering regulations) so who knows how long they'll be around.
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 19:45 |
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maniacripper posted:And as long as DeepFuckingValue holds and post his picture every day, most of these lunatics will hold. Is it enough? Who knows, they do not give a single gently caress though. It's like the MAGA effect except it might actually do some good in the long run because now Wallstreet regulation is going to be on everyone mind after they lose their 1000 buckaroos. New people can only buy 1 stock. But if you could tie a rock to 300$ and throw it at a billionaire, would you? Thats what they are saying on reddit. I think the shorting list comes out Monday.
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Klyith posted:at this point there are US exchanges (eg coinbase) that you can cash out and be certain you're actually gonna get money, rather than itchy & scratchy bux or a bank transfer from the Republic of Arstotzka that's gonna bounce after 4 days And coin holders are super excited to be paying capital gain taxes to a revenue service that refuses to classify it as currency for very obvious reasons
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 20:05 |
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Read this whole thing thus far in one setting, what a ride. Also check this out: gamestock
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I don't even understand how mass shorting is profitable. Okay you sold for 10 and hoping the price drops to 4. But now you got to buy and you'd think sellers who know about the short will price to reflect this. Obviously this isn't the case but it's what I would expect.
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Lol, imagine if all that money was donated to the DSA and used to actually gently caress with billionaires. There could have been something good happening ... lol
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 20:34 |
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what is the charge??? buying a gamestop? a succulent short-stock gamestop? this is capitalism manifest!
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 20:36 |
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lmao
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 20:44 |
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spunkshui posted:Its paper losses while they are squeezed. Naw I mean the initial hedge lost 19 billion or whatever, but since most of the shares were owned by other hedges and billionaires, most of that money went to them. Bright Bart posted:I don't even understand how mass shorting is profitable. Okay you sold for 10 and hoping the price drops to 4. But now you got to buy and you'd think sellers who know about the short will price to reflect this. Obviously this isn't the case but it's what I would expect. You would need to have every single seller of millions hold together for that price, with only one of em making profit. In reality they just undercut each other to the minimum price somebody is willing to sell for.
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 21:00 |
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Ika posted:Naw I mean the initial hedge lost 19 billion or whatever, but since most of the shares were owned by other hedges and billionaires, most of that money went to them. I don’t know what you’re talking about. The article is a leak showing that they still have the short position meaning they’re hosed because if they had to actually close the position it would cost them $19 billion which is absolutely not how much they got when they shorted those stocks. Edit: they sold a bunch of stock without owning it, now buying it all makes them bankrupt instead of profit. They have been kicking the can according to the leak. spunkshui fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Jan 30, 2021 |
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Bright Bart posted:I don't even understand how mass shorting is profitable. Okay you sold for 10 and hoping the price drops to 4. But now you got to buy and you'd think sellers who know about the short will price to reflect this. Obviously this isn't the case but it's what I would expect. When you massively short a stock you borrow a poo poo ton of shares and then sell them all which floods the market. It would be like if I went to a trading card company and ask them to borrow 1 million foil Charizard’s and I just threw them all on eBay immediately. The value of Charizard drops from $100 to $10, it crashes the trading economy, and I can just snatch up the cheapest Charizard‘s on the open market and return them to the card company. Except right now Charizard cost $300 instead of the $100 I sold them all for because Charizard is on every single news channel. spunkshui fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Jan 30, 2021 |
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spunkshui posted:When you massively short a stock you borrow a poo poo ton of shares and then sell them all which floods the market. Eh... I’m still not getting it, can you use a funko pop analogy instead?
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Kilbas posted:Eh... I’m still not getting it, can you use a funko pop analogy instead? Imagine four pops on the edge of a cliff. Investment works the same way.
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Meme Poker Party posted:Imagine four pops on the edge of a cliff. Got a legitimate laugh out loud from me
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spunkshui posted:I don’t know what you’re talking about. That part is clear. But the redistribution of wealth thing is only going on in minuscule amounts according to my understanding, because most of the money went to other fat cats. In the past: Hedge A sold X million shares @ 20 dollars, delivery today. Hedge B/C/D/E, DFV and others bought X million shares @ 25 dollars. Today: Hedge A now needs to buy X million shares @ 500 dollars, losing 19 billion Hedge B/C/D/E + others sell shares @ 500 dollars are up 18 billion, and no longer own any shares Hedge F put in shorts/puts @ 500 dollars. In the future shorts/puts @ 500 dollars expire, making more $$$ Ika fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Jan 30, 2021 |
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spunkshui posted:https://www.google.com/amp/s/market...21-1-1030020684 I don't know poo poo about any of this, but it sounds like in order for this to happen, there had to be at least 12 billion dollars worth of stocks in the wild before all this started? Is that true? Is gamestop even worth that much to begin with? I don't really understand how investors are losing so much money when it seems like gamestop isn't even worth that much to begin with. And if it is, does that mean there are just multiple billions of dollars in stocks tied up in every rundown franchise like red lobster and poo poo like that? How does a single bad investment into a single company crash an entire hedge fund? Did they have all have their entire portfolios in GameStop
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GABA ghoul posted:Lol, imagine if all that money was donated to the DSA and used to actually gently caress with billionaires. There could have been something good happening ... lol Hey I hear Amy McGrath's campaign is still collecting funds
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:I don't know poo poo about any of this, but it sounds like in order for this to happen, there had to be at least 12 billion dollars worth of stocks in the wild before all this started? Is that true? Is gamestop even worth that much to begin with? I don't really understand how investors are losing so much money when it seems like gamestop isn't even worth that much to begin with. And if it is, does that mean there are just multiple billions of dollars in stocks tied up in every rundown franchise like red lobster and poo poo like that? How does a single bad investment into a single company crash an entire hedge fund? Did they have all have their entire portfolios in GameStop Its because the move (short selling) has unlimited loss potential. Short selling guarantees* them profit because the maneuver floods the market with stock. *nothing is guaranteed and more a stock goes up the more money they lose. Them having to buy back the stock compounds the problem because it raises the price more. The short position people keep praying than enough retail investors will exit that’s gonna be ok for them to dig their way out of this but that line is being held in ways that no line has ever been held before. At some point we’re going to learn if the stock is still shorted or not, but that leak says it is.
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Ika posted:That part is clear. But the redistribution of wealth thing is only going on in minuscule amounts according to my understanding, because most of the money went to other fat cats. It’s been a meme for a long time at WSB that there are enough people in WSB to practically own GameStop. People often post that they’ve grabbed 100 shares to do their part and that’s been going on for months. The stock going up while gamestop is doomed is probably why it got shorted so goddamn hard by the algorithms. The hedgefund that’s been shorting GameStop is the same one that purchases information from Robinhood. It’s been announced that a stupid number of RobinHood users own some GameStop. I’m sure there’s wealthy people making money on all this but there’s also a lot of random people holding a line. I’m glad I’m not involved im the current meme stocks but it’s loving fascinating to watch. My assumption that this is just going to be a fantastic year for stocks that millennials like in general because once they get the Ap on their phone they’re not gonna delete it especially if the first time that you used it they got money.
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GABA ghoul posted:Lol, imagine if all that money was donated to the DSA and used to actually gently caress with billionaires. There could have been something good happening ... lol source your quotes
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Philthy posted:I always thought it was because no where could ever let you "cash" out so you were essentially stuck buying:
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 22:21 |
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yea the trick is to never actually own a crypto coin, which is hard to cash; you only want to own stakes in positions on them. which i'm not sure whether that's less risky or more risky than holding the coin itself, but certainly more convenient in terms of offloading the worthless piece of poo poo onto an idiot
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Fur20 posted:yea the trick is to never actually own a crypto coin, which is hard to cash; you only want to own stakes in positions on them. which i'm not sure whether that's less risky or more risky than holding the coin itself, but certainly more convenient in terms of offloading the worthless piece of poo poo onto an idiot tradin fake money to add some real money to an account you never remove cash from. yup, sounds stable
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$doge paid off. I am glad I got off that wild ride when I did because now I can buy even more $doge when it settles down. The future is $doge
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GABA ghoul posted:Lol, imagine if all that money was donated to the DSA and used to actually gently caress with billionaires. There could have been something good happening ... lol Is, this a joke or Like gently caress, after a year of extremists on both sides storming this building and burning down that building, it was a bunch of loving redditors who all unironically call themselves retarded and worship "daddy Musk" that actually managed to do any real damage to the elite ruling overclass lol Orange Crush Rush fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Jan 30, 2021 |
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You're still investing in an instrument that facilitates the sales of child pornography and murder for hire, but if you're cool with that, cool, I guess?
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Arms_Akimbo posted:You're still investing in an instrument that facilitates the sales of child pornography and murder for hire, but if you're cool with that, cool, I guess?
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Ika posted:That part is clear. But the redistribution of wealth thing is only going on in minuscule amounts according to my understanding, because most of the money went to other fat cats. Probably not like that. They can't just buy shares at $500 because there aren't enough shares. They are short more shares than exist. The hedge funds and big-money operators who were short are taking X billion dollars and cutting deals with major brokerages, banks, insurance firms, and giant traditional wealth funds. Their deal offer goes like this: "Rather than spin this out until we go bankrupt and this thing causes a stock market crash, let's do a deal. You take our X billion, and our insurer's Y billion. You split that up in equal slices and we all just pretend this never happened."
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Ewan posted:Pretty sure people have been using USD to pay for the same poo poo since it has existed so guess you should divest from that too Yeah don't invest in forex either, you're right
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# ? Jan 30, 2021 22:51 |
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spunkshui posted:The stock going up while gamestop is doomed is probably why it got shorted so goddamn hard by the algorithms.
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GABA ghoul posted:Lol, imagine if all that money was donated to the DSA and used to actually gently caress with billionaires. There could have been something good happening ... lol ben shapino posted:source your quotes
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Ewan posted:Pretty sure people have been using USD to pay for the same poo poo since it has existed so guess you should divest from that too We all gotta draw the line somewhere. I drive a car but I care about its energy efficiency.
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Klyith posted:Shorting more stock than exists and losing billions of dollars are merely stupid, not criminal. And losing a poo poo-ton of other rich people's money is a thing many hedge funds have done before now. As long as they haven't lied about anything the rich investors pretty much just have to suck it up. Of course they’re lying about it, and also if lying to financial news outlets to manipulate markets were a crime we took seriously, we would run out of prison space
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FilthyImp posted:Oof. Doge is trending back to its sub penny value and the coiners are taking it rough. Apparently a pump and dump? Oh no my ill gotten gains.
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Dear Watson posted:$doge paid off. I am glad I got off that wild ride when I did because now I can buy even more $doge when it settles down. As long as the people left holding when it crashes keep most of it, and as long as the price spikes again eventually, we can all win!
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Bright Bart posted:I don't even understand how mass shorting is profitable. Okay you sold for 10 and hoping the price drops to 4. But now you got to buy and you'd think sellers who know about the short will price to reflect this. Obviously this isn't the case but it's what I would expect. The long-con is driving the stock low enough that the executives at Gamestop just give up, sell all of their shares, and declare bankruptcy, rendering the stock worthless.
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Ewan posted:Nowadays you can trade in bitcoins on the normal stock trading platforms; so if you're treating it as a gamble/investment rather than a currency you want to spend none of these problems apply. That's true, but all of the other downsides still apply, such as supporting something that produces no value while consuming entire countries' worth of electricity. Buying bitcoins does nothing but enrich FYGM libertarians who are literally burning through the world's finite resources
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creb poo triumphant
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