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Hey you! Do YOU know of anyone that has signed a union card? Are you one of those people? Are you jsut a concerned citizen, concerned about unions? Just concerned about the world? Jeff Bezos wants to hear from you! https://www.doitwithoutdues.com/ Scroll down to this part of the page:  Click on that link and submit a report! In fact, it doesn't have to be about unions, and you can use any valid email! FLood this motherfucker with any reports you may have of any activity, real or imaginary! For example, I asked for Jeff's help with a man that asked me to sign a union card, except by "sign" I mean "see" and by "union card" I mean "inside his anus". He was even married! The Gall!
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"Don’t buy that dinner, don’t buy those school supplies, don’t buy those gifts because you won’t have that almost $500 you paid in dues. WHY NOT save the money and get the books, gifts & things you want? DO IT without dues! " This cannot be real. This has to be a parody, right?
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Jan 29, 2021 15:57
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I have sent a message from Assman5000 letting them know they are clowns.
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Jan 29, 2021 16:02
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Jan 29, 2021 16:47
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I'm huffing and puffing blowing your house down.
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Jan 29, 2021 16:49
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I sent them a few of my notes on the Amazon river, its full of poo poo . Hopefully they will take it as constructive feedback.
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Jan 29, 2021 17:23
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Bustin' makes me feel good. Unless it's busting unions, because I'm not a loving prick. In conclusion, seize the means of production. Thank you.
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Jan 29, 2021 17:33
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I filled out a report for a friend of mine that was threatened to fill out a card by their supervisor. I have a bunch of other friends that have been in similar predicaments, incidentally.
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Jan 29, 2021 17:49
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Be a Doer, not a Due'r. Lmao
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Jan 29, 2021 18:31
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Jeff Bezos sucked my dick for 12 hours and I never came once, which is completely unacceptable for any sane person and I've let them know all about thisquote:IF YOU’RE PAYING DUES… it will be RESTRICTIVE meaning it won’t be easy to be as helpful and social with each other. So be a DOER, stay friendly and get things done versus paying dues. What the gently caress does this even mean? Uncle Enzo posted:I filled out a report for a friend of mine that was threatened to fill out a card by their supervisor. whoa your cousin seems like a shortsighted piece of poo poo kinda. cool story anyways
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Jan 29, 2021 20:04
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quote:HEY BHM1 DOERS, why pay almost $500 in dues? We’ve got you covered* powerful asterisk you got there. i fear that massive asterisk
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Jan 29, 2021 20:26
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this is loving bonkers like it cannot possibly be real, I got to the djing dog animation and like how is this real at all anyway I left a profanity laden message, hope it made someone feel sad at amazon hq
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Jan 29, 2021 20:28
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CHEAP gently caress BETTER HAVE MY FIVE MILLION CLAMS THIS TIME. I AIN'T PLAYING JEFFREY OF AMAZON
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Jan 29, 2021 20:34
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Play posted:Jeff Bezos sucked my dick for 12 hours and I never came once, which is completely unacceptable for any sane person and I've let them know all about this I am putting in ones that are so boring and run-of-the-mill that they'll look genuine. For every 2 or 3 weedlord bonerhitlers, there's a Charles Brown who signed a card 2 years ago and isn't sure how they feel about it now. Want to make sure some get past any easy data filters.
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Jan 29, 2021 20:35
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does something awful have a union? i want to sign the card
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Jan 29, 2021 20:37
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Uncle Enzo posted:I am putting in ones that are so boring and run-of-the-mill that they'll look genuine. For every 2 or 3 weedlord bonerhitlers, there's a Charles Brown who signed a card 2 years ago and isn't sure how they feel about it now. Want to make sure some get past any easy data filters. poo poo good point I'll bounce around vpn endpoints later putting in some white noise ones, good way to spend an evening hello yes my name is Bob, I signed my card 6 months ago because the man said I could get a $25 amazon gift card for it, when do I get that is this where I ask
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Jan 29, 2021 20:38
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Good idea. I paid my dues with $500 worth of Nintendo Power Magazines, but now I am full of regret. Con you help me recover them Jeffrey???
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Jan 29, 2021 20:45
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hi just curious about the status of my refund i don't see the money in my account yet, can someone please email me got rent 2 pay
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Jan 29, 2021 20:54
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I joined the union and all I got for a signing bonus was a sad hand job in the employee bathroom. Please get me my money back Jeff. ~Jeff Bozes Jeff@amazon.com
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Jan 29, 2021 20:58
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Union membership is like a condom. Probably a good idea but it just ruins the spontaneity of the moment (of working)
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Jan 29, 2021 20:58
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Jan 29, 2021 21:01
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I made it 4 minutes this time, I consider that progress also lmao "Mr. Sam", and christ I can't imagine being the kind of person willing to help create this trash, and even acting enthusiastic about it
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Jan 29, 2021 22:32
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A Fancy Hat posted:"Don’t buy that dinner, don’t buy those school supplies, don’t buy those gifts because you won’t have that almost $500 you paid in dues. WHY NOT save the money and get the books, gifts & things you want? DO IT without dues! " Having been in a union before, this is exactly the move the union busters tried to use on me and fellow members. The scary thing is that people are short sided as hell and as a result this kind of marketing is super effective. I had multiple conversations with coworkers that went:  “man these dues are ridiculous! They’re taking all my money! Why even work if they are just going to take it all come payday!” “what? It’s like $25 bucks every two weeks? And if we didn’t have a union, we would have lost healthcare last year when they threatened to do so but the union threatened to strike and got them to drop the issue. And when we had to strike four years ago over forced overtime, the union paid us 75% of our lost wages while we were on strike so the company couldn’t push us around by just holding out.” “Yea, well what have they done for me lately!?! I’ve got kids to feed now, man.”
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Jan 30, 2021 01:58
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It's also absolutely disgusting to use that kind of framing at a time when people are struggling more than usual due to covid. It's taking advantage of peoples' desperation while the loving Waltons and Bezos continue to rake it in.
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Jan 30, 2021 02:07
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Bezos clearly knows business better than I do but at a certain point you wonder what he even hopes to achieve by with all the negative attention he draws. Is he just after high scores and doesn't care about his employees or does he actively loath them?
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Jan 30, 2021 02:15
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Bright Bart posted:Bezos clearly knows business better than I do but at a certain point you wonder what he even hopes to achieve by with all the negative attention he draws. He's rich, so I'd say he probably does not understand that they are human beings and not just numbers in a powerpoint presentation
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Jan 30, 2021 02:20
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Bright Bart posted:Bezos clearly knows business better than I do but at a certain point you wonder what he even hopes to achieve by with all the negative attention he draws.  An extremely rich man who takes time out of his busy schedule to lift weights and inject massive testosterone dosing, just because he doesn't like getting made fun of for being a pasty book nerd? He does what all extremely insecure men do with the negative attention they receive: use it as fuel for anger or resentment so they can feel good about inflicting further harm.
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Jan 30, 2021 03:46
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Bright Bart posted:Bezos clearly knows business better than I do but at a certain point you wonder what he even hopes to achieve by with all the negative attention he draws. He's competing with Elon Musk to be Nwabudike Morgan on Mars
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1redflag posted:Having been in a union before, this is exactly the move the union busters tried to use on me and fellow members. The scary thing is that people are short sided as hell and as a result this kind of marketing is super effective. I had multiple conversations with coworkers that went: Union leadership going super against nhc this last election p lol though, all the food service stuff in american southwest primaries was the grossest of the gross. Ultimately a lot of the leadership carries incredible boss taking advantage of you vibes.
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Jan 30, 2021 03:52
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puppets freak me out posted:He's competing with Elon Musk to be Nwabudike Morgan on Mars "Some fulfillment center workers got in among the bathrooms today and became so hysterical I felt compelled to have them nerve stapled. The consequence, of course, will be another public relations nightmare, but I was severely shaken by the extent of their revulsion towards wearing diapers on the job as a practice so vital to our next-day delivery guarantee."
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Jan 30, 2021 05:05
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so how much longer until sorry to bother you is revealed to be a documentary?
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Jan 30, 2021 05:14
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i wrote up some sob story about how i was mislead into signing a union card with small fine print and attached a composite picture of piggy poop balls and goatse gently caress off amazon jeff
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Jan 30, 2021 05:27
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lmao why would you want to organize for a higher salary and healthcare when you could have 500 big ones right the frick now
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Jan 30, 2021 05:53
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I did my part (gently caress the corpos) by finding and sending erotic smut for them to read through
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Jan 30, 2021 06:32
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mercenarynuker posted:I did my part (gently caress the corpos) by finding and sending erotic smut for them to read through Holy poo poo that monologue of Kirk? About that insane Razr gaming device would make a great entry
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Jan 30, 2021 06:34
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mercenarynuker posted:I did my part (gently caress the corpos) by finding and sending erotic smut for them to read through Wood porn and keys to Caterpillar equipment is probably not a good idea.
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Jan 30, 2021 06:36
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mercenarynuker posted:I did my part (gently caress the corpos) by finding and sending erotic smut for them to read through You know it’s just going to be some already-oppressed Amazon employee reading these right? Like those Facebook employees who developed PTSD from trying to root out child porn and white nationalism
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Jan 30, 2021 07:31
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the real pro rear end in a top hat move is getting onto linkedin and signing it with real amazon middle managers' names and emails
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1redflag posted:You know it’s just going to be some already-oppressed Amazon employee reading these right? Like those Facebook employees who developed PTSD from trying to root out child porn and white nationalism they said "erotic smut," that's not even goatman-level traumatic without a few more descriptors.
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Jeff Bezos is basically what Lex Luthor would've been if Superman's parents miscalculated the launch trajectory for his little space baby pod so it flew right past Earth and kept going.
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