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We have our own compute cloud service with good rates for internal uses, but, instead, we're now paying Microsoft to use theirs so the project owner has to send out reminders when we're using too many hours.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2021 11:03 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 19:30 |
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yaffle posted:Our school switched from zoom to teams because "zoom is banned in china" (it still works). If you think zoom is irritating, try to imagine a Microsoft version. Speaking of Teams (we've used it internally for a year or more now) in schools, I was helping a friend prepare for an Algorithms test she's taking at a local college. Their plan was: everyone turns on their cameras, shares the desktops, and has the microphone on, so that they can make sure you're not cheating. None of that is actually possible, as only one screen can be shared at a time (and you can just share one monitor out of however many you have), you can't see everyone's cameras if there are many people in the meeting (and the feeds are too small to see if you're cheating), and microphones had to be muted because of horrible noises and feedback.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2021 09:38 |
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Zarin posted:Ahhh, SAP. *stares wistfully and/or traumatically into the middle distance* Sorry you're too poor for MaxAttention
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2021 14:51 |
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TotalLossBrain posted:We got something similar. Somebody does an outstanding job or goes above/beyond, etc - you nominate them and cite good reason. They get anywhere from $300 - $1000 (depending on the impact of their contribution I guess) and it looks good/can be used on annual performance reviews. It's actually pretty nice. Before then covid poo poo I asked to get a company car, he said they'll work on it, but knowing my luck, I'll get it now when I'm literally not allowed to leave the city lol.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 09:38 |
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Yesterday I was invited to a meeting where the organizer, as well as the other person who initiated the topic, straight up said they would not be joining that very meeting, like right in the meeting request. There were some underlings sent instead who knew some details but not WTF is going on at a higher level. This might be the most bizarre that happened recently.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 08:29 |
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Spatule posted:German MILF porn, I'm in! That's a hostile work environment!
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2021 14:22 |
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We've been on Teams for a while but recently I've had some meetings on the calendar I don't always attend. And Teams helpfully brings up a notification for every single chat message, on the laptop and on the phone. And beeps and vibrates to make sure I don't miss anything. I'm sure there's a way to get it to shut up, but there's definitely no obvious way to do it, directly from the notification Steakandchips posted:MD has a brainwave: desktops and laptops, are expensive, but thin clients are cheap, so lets replace all desktops and laptops with thin clients. Man a laptop is like $30 per employee per month and you don't have to pay Bezos anything, how much were they expecting to save?
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 16:48 |
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Lascivious Sloth posted:are bonuses an American thing? sounds like a really tricky cheap way to screw over your workforce by having a "bonus" that you may or may not get but was probably taken from your original salary package. What? No, not at all, seems pretty common in most professional environments. You have your fixed salary plus a variable part that can depend on the comoany, team, or individual performance. YMMV obviously but here you get at least a 100% unless you gently caress up massively. Plus stock grants and other stuff designed to improve retention. Then for revenue generating roles you might have direct target bonuses or straight up commission.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2021 15:52 |
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RDM posted:It's also a bullshit way to make leaving more expensive. My bonus is for the calendar year but isn't paid out till May - if you quit before the bonus, you don't get it. If you quit after the bonus, you worked for half a year but won't get next year's bonus for it. That's just a lovely rule/employer, the annual bonuses are in May as well but they're part of the ATC so if you quit earlier they're prorated appropriately and paid out with the las paycheck
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2021 18:29 |
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I just set up a brand new laptop and it installed the Nexthink extension into my browser(s) which can't be disabled. Never heard of it.quote:Nexthink gives IT unprecedented insight into employees’ daily experience with technology – freeing them to progress from reactive problem solving to continuous, proactive optimization. Nexthink provides a central experience hub that delivers real-time, actionable insights into every employee and activity, at every moment – across devices, operating systems, and any flexible workplace location. WTF us this poo poo. I'm honestly surprised that this got approval to be pushed out to everyone. I don't use this PC for anything that could get me in trouble, but still. Does anyone know what it really does? Are there any browsers it doesn't work with? Edge, Chrome and Firefox all got bugged.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2022 15:13 |
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Atopian posted:How did the bug installation process go? I actually installed Firefox from scratch after I noticed this extension, and it had it as well. Just like in Edge/Chrome, it wasn't possible to disable the extension through the UI, but I actually managed to just delete the corresponding file from the extension folder. So it's gone from Firefox for now, but we'll see how long that lasts. mllaneza posted:Good news, if you have trouble with that laptop then the helpdesk will have extremely detailed historical information on everything that's happened and everything that has changed. As a troubleshooting aid, it puts the tech in the loving Matrix. goatface posted:Also, blocking it so it produces no data when they are expecting data will look hella sus to them if they're already being computer fash. Anyway I'm not even looking to disable it completley, I don't care if they see how many hours Excel is open (it's all the hours) but sending all browser requests is a bit much for my taste. Hell I could even keep it enabled in the "work" browser. Azuth0667 posted:Just use pihole and prevent that loving thing from calling home.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2022 18:39 |
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My office used to be next to the customer visit area, which would often have catered lunches for the attendees. I was friends with our PR lady so she'd let us know when the event was over so I'd swoop in and have my free lunch and have some left for my team mates or the next day. Those were the days.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2022 16:17 |
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Barudak posted:IT, uh, finds a way Just use a male to male adapter
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2022 10:04 |
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The mistake was approving the leave request in the first place
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2022 18:50 |
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mobby_6kl posted:I just set up a brand new laptop and it installed the Nexthink extension into my browser(s) which can't be disabled. Never heard of it. I did bring this up as a concern at a workers council meeting last week but I doubt that had any impact yet lol. Either they were just testing the ground or someone else realized this is a potential issue. Or maybe it'll be back tomorrow
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2022 09:36 |
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We're in a fairly new office building which is supposed to have some intelligent energy saving poo poo. Which seems to consist of modern thermostats and centrally controlled outside blinds. I'm not sitting with my back to the West windows and the blinds have been going up and down several times in the last hour or so, but mostly staying up and letting in the afternoon sun right into the office and heating everything up. Very intelligent, now I have to run AC on full blast lol.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2023 15:15 |
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Salami Surgeon posted:HR getting mad and sending out dress code emails. I guess someone wore a tshirt. OTOH I've seen people walking around the office barefoot so it's impossible to say whether dress codes are good or bad;
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2023 16:04 |
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goatface posted:I walk around the office in socks all the time. It annoys the facilities people. There used to be one guy who went barefoot everywhere, indoors and out, but I've not seen him recently.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2023 17:22 |
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My casual Friday outfit
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2023 00:01 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:3rd-round on-site interview tomorrow at company headquarters with about 800 people there. The email they sent said this at the bottom: That's ok, you can wear a suit anyway
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 13:44 |
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That's terrible but also kind of hilarious
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2023 11:22 |
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zedprime posted:In Japan I imagine if you're getting the transfer to Singapore you colossally stupid and or willing to risk it because you've spent the last 5 years working in a closet with no raises. Singapore is a major business and finance hub so it can be a good career move but obviously depends on your managers not being a bunch psychos like that
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2023 19:36 |
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Serious_Cyclone posted:The whole concept of justifying your salary based on keystrokes per hour or whatever else pointless KPI management invents needs to die. You justify your salary through what you deliver and the scope of your job responsibilities. If projects are meeting deadlines or calls are getting answered or claims are getting processed, that's it, you just justified your salary. Managers cannot stand wfh because it actually forces them to evaluate their underlings based on their production rather than pointless bullshit like how many consecutive hours you warmed a chair in the main office. It exposes the managers as being the dead weight because outside of touring the office and holding pointless meetings they literally have nothing to do with their day if there isn't an employee somewhere they can harass.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2023 15:05 |
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Why are people booking the largest conference rooms on the floor to sit in by themselves all day? I get that nobody wants to sit in the tiny phone booths for more than half an hour but there are plenty smaller rooms if you need to make confidential calls or whatever.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2023 12:50 |
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SerthVarnee posted:So is that illegal advice?
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2023 20:31 |
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Outrail posted:They're not wrong. Nobody needs to see what I get up to in a public bathroom staff. this you?
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2023 15:30 |
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We just had the midyear reviews with our (9-months) interim manager. I pushed for a raise, he said I had a decent case and he'll talk to the big boss. The next week the new permanent manager was announced and I haven't heard anything back.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2023 12:13 |
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Splicer posted:"Hi (permanent manager), (interim manager) put me in for a raise to (amount) but it's not showing up. Can you chase HR, thanks."
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2023 13:57 |
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madeintaipei posted:Money
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2023 18:34 |
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how the gently caress does one even break a toilet seat
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2023 15:53 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 19:30 |
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Tetrabor posted:I have a normal BMI and I've broken three of these seats in the same spot. If you break one toilet seat, it's a bad seat. If you break three seats, your rear end
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2023 16:15 |