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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

RealFoxy posted:

#13 will be claimed as Alex Reynolds, the guy who isn't hungy in the Beaver Boys/Dark Order

I'm so on board with this pic.

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NienNunb: Feb 15, 2012

Team 24 is Austin Gunn

# ? Jan 30, 2021 18:16

delfin: Dec 5, 2003; SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I will Death Rider you, jerk face

Team 18, then, is Kenny Omega

In honor of this, I will sell a 9-year-old girl's offense with pride.

# ? Jan 30, 2021 18:49

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

Team 29 is Tully Blanchard

# ? Jan 30, 2021 19:19

Jordan7hm: Feb 17, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

Venomous posted:

Team 3 will be Jon Moxley

I was thinking a triangulo de la muerte member but this is also good. He can be an honorary member now.

# ? Jan 30, 2021 19:27

Do not even ask: Apr 8, 2008

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I will Death Rider you, jerk face

Team 18, then, is Kenny Omega

drat, I was gonna pick Alex Jebailey. They're both weirdo gamers so close enough.

# ? Jan 30, 2021 19:35

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

Ok Team 18 will not be Johnny Hungie after all disregard.

# ? Jan 30, 2021 19:57

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

Team 28 is Eddie Kingston

# ? Jan 30, 2021 19:58

Joey McChrist: Aug 8, 2005

ShadowedFlames posted:

Eh, what the hell.

Team 22 will claim Evil Uno just to #JoinDarkOrder.

# ? Jan 30, 2021 20:51

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Team 29 will be Thunder Rosa

# ? Jan 30, 2021 20:56

ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

MorningMoon posted:

Team 29 will be Thunder Rosa

Hell yeah

# ? Jan 30, 2021 21:05

Armitage: Aug 16, 2005; "Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

ShadowedFlames posted:

Eh, what the hell.

Team 22 will claim Evil Uno just to #JoinDarkOrder.

I am in agreement

# ? Jan 30, 2021 21:13

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

team 6 did a really good and funny job, as well as charming, when they selected 'Pac'. it's like a six pack of beverage

# ? Jan 30, 2021 21:25

The Berzerker: Feb 24, 2006; treat me like a dog

Endless Mike posted:

Fine, Team 14 will be Team WARDLOW

# ? Jan 30, 2021 22:41

Rubber Soul: Dec 5, 2006; Oh no?

Team 8 will be Sting

# ? Jan 31, 2021 01:03

Hirez: Feb 3, 2003; Weber scored 49 points?

Team 27 will be Tony Schiavone

Hirez fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Jan 31, 2021

# ? Jan 31, 2021 01:09

Eat My Fuc: May 29, 2007

Can team 15 claim Tony Khan

# ? Jan 31, 2021 01:15

StupidSexyMothman: Aug 9, 2010

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Team 28 is Eddie Kingston

gently caress yeah

# ? Jan 31, 2021 01:57

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

I have Cero Miedo that my team's wrestler will win the rumble.

# ? Jan 31, 2021 01:59

El Generico: Feb 3, 2009; Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!

Since neither of the others on my team have suggested anything, I will go with the current prevailing wisdom and declare Team 1 as Evil Uno. May your opponents never press the pause button on your tights.

# ? Jan 31, 2021 03:01

A Salty Affair: Oct 9, 2012

I nominate Team 11 to be team good ol' JR :bahgawd:

# ? Jan 31, 2021 03:06

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

El Generico posted:

Since neither of the others on my team have suggested anything, I will go with the current prevailing wisdom and declare Team 1 as Evil Uno. May your opponents never press the pause button on your tights.

evil uno has already been chosen

# ? Jan 31, 2021 03:10

El Generico: Feb 3, 2009; Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!

Seth Rollins posted:

evil uno has already been chosen

What? gently caress! I read the thread, then double-checked for the other members of my team but I didn't check for Uno!

Alright, uhh, "The One" Billy Gunn?

# ? Jan 31, 2021 03:11

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

Team 16 is The Spanish God Sammy Guevara

# ? Jan 31, 2021 03:20

NienNunb: Feb 15, 2012

# ? Jan 31, 2021 03:22

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

WWE announced #1 and #2 in the mens rumble and I would officially like to request we switch team names because #1 being mel seems appropriate for a bald, overpushed, charismaless, tall person with not enough talent to back up their position.

# ? Jan 31, 2021 03:35

El Generico: Feb 3, 2009; Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!

Lid posted:

WWE announced #1 and #2 in the mens rumble and I would officially like to request we switch team names because #1 being mel seems appropriate for a bald, overpushed, charismaless, tall person with not enough talent to back up their position.

mel is taken by #2 though.

# ? Jan 31, 2021 03:47

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

bubby, you're not doing too well

# ? Jan 31, 2021 04:46

Fentry: Mar 7, 2003

Claiming The Butcher for team 8

# ? Jan 31, 2021 04:48

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

18. Kenny Omega
SalTheBard
SamuraiFoochs
Do not even ask
delfin

The history of team 18:
1988 - THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR - 3:51 - 0 Eliminations
1989 - Hulk Hogan - 11:31 - 10 Eliminations
1990 - Dino Bravo - 6:13 - 1 elimination
1991 - Randy Savage - 0:00 - No showed the match
1992 - Irwin R. Schyster - 27:01 - 1 elimination
1993 - Irwin R. Schyster - 16:00 - 0 eliminations
1994 - Shawn Michaels - 29:17 - 4 eliminations
1995 - Bushwacker Butch - 00:19 - 0 eliminations
1996 - Shawn Michaels - 26:09 - 8 eliminations - WINNER
1997 - Faarooq - 00:41 - 1 elimination
1998 - Jeff Jarrett - 1:05 - 0 eliminations
1999 - KANE - 00:53 - 4 eliminations
2000 - Faarooq - 00:18 - 0 eliminations
2001 - Hardcore Holly - 14:04 - 0 eliminations
2002 - Perry Saturn - 2:57 - 0 eliminations
2003 - John Cena - 19:38 - 0 eliminations
2004 - Ernest Miller - 00:56 - 0 eliminations
2005 - Simon Dean - 00:20 - 0 eliminations
2006 - Eugene - 16:25 - 0 eliminations - this is a loving insane streak of 0 eliminations
2007 - Rob Van Dam - 15:27 - 2 eliminations
2008 - Jimmy Snuka - 2:43 - 0 eliminations
2009 - CM Punk - 22:29 - 1 elimination
2010 - Shawn Michaels - 25:45 - 6 eliminations
2011 - R Truth - 1:02 - 0 eliminations
2012 - Dolph Ziggler - 19:46 - 2 eliminations
2013 - Wade Barrett - 20:34 - 2 eliminations
2014 - The Miz - 12:09 - 0 eliminations
2015 - Roman Reigns - 27:29 - 6 eliminations - WINNER
2016 - Kevin Owens 4:58 - 1 elimination
2017 - Rusev - 22:31 - 0 eliminations
2018 - Seth Rollins - 19:01 - 2 eliminations
2018 - Natalya - 25:34 - 3 eliminations
2018 - Goldust - 10:04 - 0 eliminations
2019 - Pete Dunne - 11:13 - 0 eliminations
2019 - Alicia Fox - 6:55 - 1 elimination
2020 - AJ Styles - 7:49 - 0 eliminations
2020 - Naomi - 22:01 - 0 eliminations

Average time for #18 - 12:20.2
Average eliminations - 1.54
Most times as #18 - Shawn Michaels
Longest - Shawn Michaels - 29:17
Shortest - Faarooq - 00:18 (technically Savage was 0:00 and the shortest, but he also never entered the match)

EDIT: Updated to include the women's royal rumble and greatest royal rumble. Also while looking this list up I found a list of most time in the Rumble (cumulative). Chris Jericho is in first place with 4:59:33, next closest person is Rey Mysterio at 4:01:54 and HHH at 4:00:50. The next closest person to them is Shawn Michaels at 3:47:32. If you had asked me who was #1 on that list I would've easily said Kane since he's been in so many, but he's #6 at 3:17:49.

SalTheBard fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Jan 31, 2021

# ? Jan 31, 2021 05:30

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

Seth Rollins posted:

29. Tully Blanchard, but really it's Thunder Rosa
MorningMoon
ARMBAR A COP
MotU

im more powerful than both of my other teammates combined, so its now Team Mecha-Tully Blanchamon

# ? Jan 31, 2021 05:53

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

tony khan isn't a wrestler, our team's favorite aew wrestler is big lg luke gallows

# ? Jan 31, 2021 06:18

Eat My Fuc: May 29, 2007

KungFu Grip posted:

tony khan isn't a wrestler, our team's favorite aew wrestler is big lg luke gallows

I�m for it hoot

# ? Jan 31, 2021 06:19

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Team 12 Hangman Adam Page's Record:

1988: Nikolai Volkoff (1 elimination)
1989: Tito Santana (1 elimination)
1990: The Red Rooster (0 eliminations)
1991: The Undertaker (3 eliminations)
1992: Nikolai Volkoff (0 eliminations)
1993: Koko B. Ware (1 elimination)
1994: Jeff Jarrett (0 eliminations)
1995: Timothy Well (0 eliminations)
1996: Savio Vega (1 elimination)
1997: Hunter Hearst Helmsley (0 eliminiations)
1998: Kurrgan (2 eliminations)
1999: Road Dogg (3 eliminations)
2000: Gangrel (1 elimination)
2001: Honky Tonk Man (0 elimination)
2002: Scott 2 Hotty (0 elimination)
2003: RVD (2 eliminations)
2004: Kane (0 eliminations)
2005: Luther Reigns (1 elimination)
2006: Chris Benoit (2 eliminations)
2007: King Booker (3 eliminations)
2008: CM Punk (1 elimination)
2009: Mike Knox (0 elimination)
2010: Kane (1 elimination)
2011: JTG (0 eliminations)
2012: Jerry Lawler (1 elimination)
2013: Tensai (0 eliminations)
2014: Dolph Ziggler (0 eliminations)
2015: Tyson Kidd (0 eliminations)
2016: R-Truth (0 eliminations)
2017: Dean Ambrose (0 eliminations)
2018: Xavier Woods (0 eliminations)
2018: Molly Holly (1 elimination)
2019: Kofi Kingston (0 eliminations)
2019: Sarah Logan (0 eliminations)
2020: MVP (0 eliminations)
2020: Mia Yim (0 eliminations)

So much like our Team's Namesake, things are a little depressing but surely we're bound for great things in the future!

Also who the gently caress is ~~Griff Garrison~~Timothy Well?

# ? Jan 31, 2021 07:01

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

ItohRespectArmy posted:

team 20 will be Riho

I knew fighting my insomniac�s instinct to just leap in, and letting someone else�s good taste rule the day instead, would pay off�and it did! Team #20 Rihowns :c00lbert:

# ? Jan 31, 2021 07:24

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

Seth Rollins posted:

as always, my entrant number (17) is my champion. if they win, i become the new mod for life. but if they lose, i must change my name to whoever eliminated them. there used to be a whole toxx thread for the rumble, but we don't do that anymore, so i have to put this here. i'm sorry.

Wait why aren't we doing Royal Rumble toxxes anymore?

# ? Jan 31, 2021 07:32

RealFoxy: May 11, 2011; I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

I need to speak to a manager, I've been on Team #13 4 years.

# ? Jan 31, 2021 07:39

Yaya: Nov 14, 2012; vancloober cablucks

SalTheBard posted:

Wait why aren't we doing Royal Rumble toxxes anymore?

All-time disinterest in WWE.

# ? Jan 31, 2021 07:52

Senerio: Oct 19, 2009; Roëmænce is ælive!

Yeah I had a stupid idea for a toxx but I honestly don't care to do it, even if all it would be doing is giving money to charity.

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Aesculus: Mar 22, 2013

is that I will not watch the Royal Rumble

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