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You're supposed to say 'lets get up to some business' now because saying down is a downer
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"It's not an erection. I'm naturally large."
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Thursday Next posted:two words: Good idea, but make sure it has an output of at least 100 W or they'll think you're a big wimp and small of penis/vagine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6FbUiiwutQ
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Grumblepuff posted:First off, Reddit is a pornography and stock trading medium- no more, no less. Reddit has stock trading?!
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unbutton one too many shirt buttons, laugh at everything they say, and maintain unblinking eye contact when telling them that you do "aaaanything" to get the job
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Jan 30, 2021 19:46
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Do kata while they ask their questions. Meditate before answering. Smash a brick with your hand. (you probably need to bring your own brick)
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I'm wearing my big boy suspenders like a respectable old-timey lawyer and I cut my face up pretty bad shaving so I hope they know I'm for serious. My mom forgot to wake me up early so there was no time to shower, but my step dad left half a can of axe body spray out and I should be alright. Planning on opening with a joke to lighten the mood. Maybe something from Borat?? Appreciate any last minute tips while I wait for the bus.
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Self-confidence is very important, so do not under any circumstances see your own reflection or listen to anything you say.
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Xaintrailles posted:Self-confidence is very important, so do not under any circumstances see your own reflection or listen to anything you say. Furthermore, whenever you think of good ideas or things to try and say, do the exact opposite of those things.
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When discussing business methods, work in the Dicks, Pussies and Assholes speech from Team America: World Police. Here it is, you can send me my consultant's fee later. See, there’s three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to gently caress all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want us to poo poo all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get hosed by dicks. But dicks also gently caress assholes. And if they didn’t gently caress the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in poo poo!
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Icochet posted:Study the eel this is hilarious
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So how did the Big Meeting go op?
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