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Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Do you know anyone more competent that owes you a tremendous favor? If so, get one of those low profile ear buds and have them tell you appropriate responses in your ear, while they listen from the next room with a glass cup up against the wall.

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Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

make the ahegao face during the call, op. people seem to love it

speak in a high pitched baby-like voice and call everyone "daddy" regardless of gender

I can't stress this enough --- do NOT make the ahegao face.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
If you absolutely must make the ahegao face try to gauge the rooms reaction. If the clients do not seem to be enjoying it, quickly excuse yourself saying you are having an allergic reaction. You may be able to reschedule and still win the contract.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Xaintrailles posted:

Self-confidence is very important, so do not under any circumstances see your own reflection or listen to anything you say.

Furthermore, whenever you think of good ideas or things to try and say, do the exact opposite of those things.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
So how did the Big Meeting go op?

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