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just incredibly, ludicrously small hands
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Feb 1, 2021 22:02
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I had a dream last night I was a contestant on Hells Kitchen and he, not Gordon Ramsay, asked me while at the White House (not the Oval Office, but the big rectangular table they have cabinet meetings at) to come back for one more round against the blue team in Florida. He seemed hospitable enough but I kept reminding myself “this dude is lying to me and I probably won’t get paid if I accept his offer”. I gave a noncommittal “We’ll play it by ear, we’ll see what happens” because I also don’t know how to cook If I met him irl I wouldn’t really have anything to say. Dude has no inner world and he’s only really interesting from a respectable distance.
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Feb 1, 2021 22:08
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Real talk: I'd soon get sick of TV news crews tresspassing on my property and blocking my driveway, and sell up. To, as another goon states, some rear end in a top hat Trump lover for top dollar. Real real talk: Like probably most goons and like poor Millenals and Zoomers, I'd actually be renting, not own the joint, so I'd just give notice. Real real real talk: If I lived in a neighborhood that rich I'd have to be squatting, and rear end in a top hat Trump would most likely hire brutal goons with brutal dogs to 'encourage' me to move. Life is unfair. Now back to our normal, funny programming.
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Feb 1, 2021 23:11
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Everyone talking about neighborly pranks and the like seems to be overlooking the one positive fact which is as long as politics never gets mentioned could probably score some primo coke from Jr., but then you'd be stuck hanging out with him while amped out of your skull so then it becomes a catch 22 but all you gotta do is commiserate about your dad ignoring you or whatever for sympathy bumps.
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Feb 1, 2021 23:43
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Yuck. Not worth it. You just know he leaves boogers on the bill.
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Feb 2, 2021 00:06
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Mr. President, SIR! I have some great ideas to get rid of your 'money problems', ever heard of GameStop, sir?
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